I wrote this chapter. As you know, Emily wrote the last one, but hehe the choco frog fight was my idea!

Disclaimer-I do not own the characters

BWAH! Okay. This should be good, because Im hyper. And I just had *cheese* pizza. And you know how I am with cheese I get so hyper.... And I took an extra whiff of the sharpie I was coloring with...

Chapter TWO! *resists urge to type "BWAH!"*-Coffee and Sharpies

The carriage slowed to a stop and the six teenagers hopped out. They were all happy to be back at Hogwarts. They trooped happily up into the Great Hall for the feast. (EMILY! ACK! BWAH! I have an idea.... Remember Vanzilla? Mwhahaha! And thats not a take off on my name, folks...) The sorting began and everyone watched, hooting when someone was sorted into their house.(*wishes we could fast-forward this so I could get them to the common room and get them hyper*) Dumbledore gave his speech, welcoming all of the teachers and announcing when Quidditch try-outs would be held. Then they ate! (*holds up card that says "CHEER!"*) The dinner went peacefully (Or however peaceful you can get with the marauders...) until halfway through when Vanessa and Sirius started the cup game....(MY FAVORITE GAME!)

After the feast the kids made their way up to the fat lady and whispered the password, "Raisin Toast", and entered the common room. They parted ways, the girls going up into their dormintory and the boys in theirs. They unpacked their stuff, stopping to chat on the beds.

~In the girls dormitory...~

Vanessa threw things frantically out of her trunk until she found a little white package, which she placed in her pocket.

"What's that?" asked Emily, trying to steal it out of her pocket. "BWAH!" Vanessa answered, running frantically around the room and leaping from one bed to another. Finally, after she had messed up everyone's bed, Lily had the sense to grab her legs, making her fall off Emily's bed in a heap. She ran back to her trunk and dug out severl more things, placed them in her other pocket and ran around some more. Emily finally pushed her out the dormitory and she pelted down the stairs at top speed, not able to stop.

~In the boys dormitory......~

Sirius and James were passing a plush quaffle over Remus's head while he sat on his bed, following it with his eyes, turning his head back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. He started to get dizzy. "AHH!" He fell on his back, hiding his head under his pillow. Back and forth. Back and forth. Heclosed his eyes. Back and forth. Back and forth. He screamed again, running full speed out of the dormitory, pillow still in fornt of his face.

~Common Room~

Both teens were running so fast that they couldnt stop, no matter what was in the way, not like Remus could see what was in the way, but yeah. The rest of the troop came down, the boys following Remus and the girls following Vanessa. At the that instant Remus and Vanessa collided, and the next thing they knew (Ol' Jed's a millionaire....) Vanessa and Remus were both on the floor, Vanessa on top on Remus, who still had his head behind the pillow. He shoved the pillow away, seeing Vanessa's clever brown eyes wide. "BWAH!" She exclaimed. "Pinned yah!" She rolled off of Remus who half wanted to laugh and half wanted die. He chose to laugh. The two laughed harder and harder, looking up and Emily, Lily, Jmes, and Sirius, who were looking at them like idiots. They pushed themselves up and Vanessa re-assumed jumping on every piece of furniture she could see.

"So what is that stuff you put in you pocket?" Asked Lily, grabbing Vanessa while Emily held her down. She dug a package of instant coffee and sharpie markers out of her pocket. Lily looked at it, and Vanessa, catching Emily off her guard, grabbed the coffee with her teeth and took off. She sat on top of a cabinat and ripped it open, pouring some into her mouth. "COFFEE COFFEE!" She exclaimed, jumping down and forcing everyone to eat the instant coffee in turn.

"GOOD GIGGLY WIGGLY!" (Hahaha, Emily, its Vanzilla!) shouted Remus, and started jumping on the furniture with Vanessa. Emily suddenly took off and ran around the room like a cow, stopping to make mooing noises. "I was born in a wagon on the organ trail......" James started singing. Sirius began sing too, "Im a truck drivin' man, if anyone can Im the man!" Lily, the only sane one, gave into the coffee and tumbled around the room.

Vanessa stopped jumping and ent over to Sirius and James, who were still singing, and put one arm around each. she walked forward and leaned to the left, and then to the right, walking like a drunk and chanting "WE GOIN' DIS WAY! WE GOIN' DIS WAY!" James and Sirius cought on and joined her. Remus launched into the Gilligan's Island theme song from the other side of the room. Emily pawed the ground with her hand and ran on all fours into Lily, snorting. Vanessa remembered the sharpies.

"SHARPIES!" By this time people were beginning to come down from the dormitories and watch from the stairs. Vanessa handed out the Sharpies and took a good sniff. She ran back upstaris, dodging the innocent bystanders, and then ran back down, carring light up tennis shoes, which she beat together, making them light up. "YAY!"

Too much Sharpie. All six people fell over and went into a coma. They evenually woke up, but then went to sleep, not sure where they were. They woke up the next morning, still a bit high on sharpies. "YOURE THE RAISINS IN MY TOAST!" Screamed Vanessa, before she realized she was laying in the common room, on top of Emily who was on top of Remus who was on top of Lily who was on top ofSiriuswho was on top of James.

Okay! End of chapter! That was fun-I did sniff a sharpie today....

Sorry for the misspellins. Word-Pad does this weird thing when to try to fix them....