Alright, Hi, its me, vanessa, again! Duh... lalala... anyway, Emily wrote this chapter.... *sticks out tongue* The pillow fight is kinda an inside joke,
gosh, half of this story is inside jokes. But it's still funny. And, um.. what was I gonna say....OH MAN dont ya hate that? anyway, the 'I am your
singing telegram" from clue was my idea, sorry, *sniff* it was just so beautiful I had to take credit for it. And for those who dont know that sharpies are,
there permanat makers and smell na if you sniff them you get high.
Chapter 3- The Glorious Pillow Fight (yay!)
After the six young people had come down from the Headmaster's office, they looked at their schedule. What surprised them was that most of their classes were with each other, not one of them didn't have a friend. It figured this way: Potions was Remus, Lily, and James. Divination was Emily, Sirius, and Vanessa. Transfiguration was all of them. And so on, and so forth (I really don't want to type all of that stuff).
They had been in the headmaster's office forever. That was because some first years decided that they would tattle. Each of them got detention, and they were really ticked off (no, I mean REALLY ticked off). Anyway, Emily was sniffling because she had never gotten detention before (she was one of those people like Hermoine, straight A student, never got in trouble). Sirius was trying to comfort her, holding her hand as they walked. Lily and James were talking (of all things!) about books, which were favorites, and such. Vanessa and Remus however were going over and over how they bonked into each other in the common room, and they had landed so silly.
When they had finally reached the common room, they went to change into their other robes, since the ones they were in were filthy. When they came back down, girls from one side, boys from the other, they met and went down to their classes.
Potions were very boring, and the teacher kept on picking on Remus in front of the class. Lily tried to comfort him, and James made a few jokes, but he thought it would be better to die than to see Vanessa again.
Over in Divination…
Emily, Sirius, and Vanessa were sitting in the back row of the classroom, not wanting to be seen. The teacher, Professor Delaney, kept going over to Sirius and telling him that 'You will die on the next full moon, and be slain by a werewolf'.
"Yeah, right. Whatever," he muttered. Emily and Vanessa grinned, glad that their friend's spirit was still up.
After Classes…
They all met up at lunch, and started the cup game again. Soon after the game was ended, the headmaster banished the game from the lunch tables.
Sirius and Remus snickered.
"That doesn't mean DINNER and BREAKFAST tables, does it?" Emily sighed, and glanced at Vanessa and Lily. Lily had her head in her hands; James was snickering beside her also. Vanessa was giggling. I bet that Nessa is going to bring out the sharpies and coffee again, Emily thought. I got to stop her! I am not going to have two detentions in one day! She excused herself and dashed to the Gryffindor common room. There she said,
"Onion Beans," which was the password, and then dashed to Vanessa's bed and trunk. She threw open the lid, and searched for the packets she saw before. When they weren't in the trunk, she looked under, on, and over Vanessa's bed, only to find nothing. Man, she thought. They have to be around here somewhere…and with that, she plunged into looking in the side table by Vanessa's bed. When Emily came up from the drawer, she squealed with delight, at finally finding the packets. She hid them in her own trunk, in her little secret pocket. Then she skipped happily down to the Great Hall again, and sat by her friends. They questioned her; Emily only said that she had to go to the restroom.
After lunch, they had thirty minutes of free time, so they went to the common room and sat there, talking. Sirius and Remus were grinning mischievously; Emily and Vanessa sat talking of what they thought their detention was going to be (Emily was crying some, she hated detention). And Lily and James were talking again of books (Bookworms…).
After the rest of the classes, it was time to go to the common room for resting and then to bed. Sirius went to get his detention over with, and so did James and Lily. Remus, Emily, and Vanessa were alone in the room; everyone else had gone to bed. They had agreed to wait up for the others, even if it took forever.
Suddenly, the picture swung open, and Sirius came in, singing,
"I am your singing telegram! Just listen to me sing! I am your singing—" He was cut off by Remus, who had snatched a pillow off of a chair and whacked Sirius with it. Sirius was outraged.
"You dare challenge the pillow king?! I'll show you!" And with that, he grabbed two pillows and jumped on Remus and started pelting him with feathers and blows from pillows. Vanessa dashed to get another pillow and started smacking Sirius, yelling,
"Get off of him, get off!" Then Emily joined in, smarting Vanessa's back with her pillow.
"Don't you dare hit him! I'll smack you so hard if you do!" she screeched.
They tumbled onto each other, hurling pillows on each other. When they finally stopped, Emily formed a plan.
"Ok everybody. Here's what we do: we attack at dawn! So get ready to throw men, throw like you've never thrown before!" Vanessa caught on, and grinned.
"But I haven't ever thrown before."
"We attack at dawn! Throw!" They tumbled into laughter, until suddenly, there was a click and the picture swung open.
"Get ready men, we attack at dawn!" Emily whispered. Before that, they had each found a hiding space; most of them were behind chairs. They had gathered up every pillow that they could, and each had a stack of them. Then Lily and James came in, talking. Lily gasped and shook her head.
"Where are they? They promised to wait up for us," she exclaimed. They started toward the fire when Emily roared,
"Throw men! Throw like you've never thrown before!" And all at once an attack of pillows cam raining down on Lily and James, and then suddenly, the other four teens came dashing in under the disguise of feathers. They battered their way through, to get a smack here and there at Lily and James. The common room was a mess; everywhere was white and fluffy with feathers. Everyone was laughing, and, eventually, James and Lily stopped defending themselves and joined in the battle.
Everyone was having a great time, until Prefect Hilda, woke up and started screeching at the six downstairs to stop. They automatically threw pillows up there, and one thrown by Sirius was stuffed in her mouth. Lily burst out laughing. They continued to do this until Vanessa tripped, and fell flat on her face. Remus chuckled, and helped her up. Vanessa grinned, and then searched all over the floor to see what she had tripped over. She smiled and then pointed, saying,
"Look what tripped me. An angel, by the way she's surrounded by 'clouds'!" She imitated flying, waving her hands as a bird would.
For there was Emily, sleeping, apparently, on the rug. She was surrounded by pillow feathers, and was on top of a pillow or two. How could she fall asleep at a time like this? Sirius wondered. But then, when Vanessa was about to whack her with a pillow to wake her up, Sirius spotted a mark on her neck, a bruise it looked like.
"Wait!" he yelled, and grabbed the pillow from Vanessa's hand.
"What?" she asked, puzzled. Sirius pointed to Emily's mark, and then showed the others. Vanessa gasped and fell to the floor beside Emily.
"Oh no, I hope she's all right," she gasped. She started to wake her up, and then decided not to. "Maybe we should take her to Madame Proofie," she suggested.
"What, are you crazy? It's after midnight! No ones going to be up at this hour!" Remus exclaimed. Lily thought, and thought, and thought.
"Well," she sighed. "What else do you propose we do?"
Luv Emily~ I think I wrote a bit too much… oops. Anyway, sorry to throw this one on you, Vanessa. Maybe you could think of something to end it. You know? Hope you like it!!!!
gosh, half of this story is inside jokes. But it's still funny. And, um.. what was I gonna say....OH MAN dont ya hate that? anyway, the 'I am your
singing telegram" from clue was my idea, sorry, *sniff* it was just so beautiful I had to take credit for it. And for those who dont know that sharpies are,
there permanat makers and smell na if you sniff them you get high.
Chapter 3- The Glorious Pillow Fight (yay!)
After the six young people had come down from the Headmaster's office, they looked at their schedule. What surprised them was that most of their classes were with each other, not one of them didn't have a friend. It figured this way: Potions was Remus, Lily, and James. Divination was Emily, Sirius, and Vanessa. Transfiguration was all of them. And so on, and so forth (I really don't want to type all of that stuff).
They had been in the headmaster's office forever. That was because some first years decided that they would tattle. Each of them got detention, and they were really ticked off (no, I mean REALLY ticked off). Anyway, Emily was sniffling because she had never gotten detention before (she was one of those people like Hermoine, straight A student, never got in trouble). Sirius was trying to comfort her, holding her hand as they walked. Lily and James were talking (of all things!) about books, which were favorites, and such. Vanessa and Remus however were going over and over how they bonked into each other in the common room, and they had landed so silly.
When they had finally reached the common room, they went to change into their other robes, since the ones they were in were filthy. When they came back down, girls from one side, boys from the other, they met and went down to their classes.
Potions were very boring, and the teacher kept on picking on Remus in front of the class. Lily tried to comfort him, and James made a few jokes, but he thought it would be better to die than to see Vanessa again.
Over in Divination…
Emily, Sirius, and Vanessa were sitting in the back row of the classroom, not wanting to be seen. The teacher, Professor Delaney, kept going over to Sirius and telling him that 'You will die on the next full moon, and be slain by a werewolf'.
"Yeah, right. Whatever," he muttered. Emily and Vanessa grinned, glad that their friend's spirit was still up.
After Classes…
They all met up at lunch, and started the cup game again. Soon after the game was ended, the headmaster banished the game from the lunch tables.
Sirius and Remus snickered.
"That doesn't mean DINNER and BREAKFAST tables, does it?" Emily sighed, and glanced at Vanessa and Lily. Lily had her head in her hands; James was snickering beside her also. Vanessa was giggling. I bet that Nessa is going to bring out the sharpies and coffee again, Emily thought. I got to stop her! I am not going to have two detentions in one day! She excused herself and dashed to the Gryffindor common room. There she said,
"Onion Beans," which was the password, and then dashed to Vanessa's bed and trunk. She threw open the lid, and searched for the packets she saw before. When they weren't in the trunk, she looked under, on, and over Vanessa's bed, only to find nothing. Man, she thought. They have to be around here somewhere…and with that, she plunged into looking in the side table by Vanessa's bed. When Emily came up from the drawer, she squealed with delight, at finally finding the packets. She hid them in her own trunk, in her little secret pocket. Then she skipped happily down to the Great Hall again, and sat by her friends. They questioned her; Emily only said that she had to go to the restroom.
After lunch, they had thirty minutes of free time, so they went to the common room and sat there, talking. Sirius and Remus were grinning mischievously; Emily and Vanessa sat talking of what they thought their detention was going to be (Emily was crying some, she hated detention). And Lily and James were talking again of books (Bookworms…).
After the rest of the classes, it was time to go to the common room for resting and then to bed. Sirius went to get his detention over with, and so did James and Lily. Remus, Emily, and Vanessa were alone in the room; everyone else had gone to bed. They had agreed to wait up for the others, even if it took forever.
Suddenly, the picture swung open, and Sirius came in, singing,
"I am your singing telegram! Just listen to me sing! I am your singing—" He was cut off by Remus, who had snatched a pillow off of a chair and whacked Sirius with it. Sirius was outraged.
"You dare challenge the pillow king?! I'll show you!" And with that, he grabbed two pillows and jumped on Remus and started pelting him with feathers and blows from pillows. Vanessa dashed to get another pillow and started smacking Sirius, yelling,
"Get off of him, get off!" Then Emily joined in, smarting Vanessa's back with her pillow.
"Don't you dare hit him! I'll smack you so hard if you do!" she screeched.
They tumbled onto each other, hurling pillows on each other. When they finally stopped, Emily formed a plan.
"Ok everybody. Here's what we do: we attack at dawn! So get ready to throw men, throw like you've never thrown before!" Vanessa caught on, and grinned.
"But I haven't ever thrown before."
"We attack at dawn! Throw!" They tumbled into laughter, until suddenly, there was a click and the picture swung open.
"Get ready men, we attack at dawn!" Emily whispered. Before that, they had each found a hiding space; most of them were behind chairs. They had gathered up every pillow that they could, and each had a stack of them. Then Lily and James came in, talking. Lily gasped and shook her head.
"Where are they? They promised to wait up for us," she exclaimed. They started toward the fire when Emily roared,
"Throw men! Throw like you've never thrown before!" And all at once an attack of pillows cam raining down on Lily and James, and then suddenly, the other four teens came dashing in under the disguise of feathers. They battered their way through, to get a smack here and there at Lily and James. The common room was a mess; everywhere was white and fluffy with feathers. Everyone was laughing, and, eventually, James and Lily stopped defending themselves and joined in the battle.
Everyone was having a great time, until Prefect Hilda, woke up and started screeching at the six downstairs to stop. They automatically threw pillows up there, and one thrown by Sirius was stuffed in her mouth. Lily burst out laughing. They continued to do this until Vanessa tripped, and fell flat on her face. Remus chuckled, and helped her up. Vanessa grinned, and then searched all over the floor to see what she had tripped over. She smiled and then pointed, saying,
"Look what tripped me. An angel, by the way she's surrounded by 'clouds'!" She imitated flying, waving her hands as a bird would.
For there was Emily, sleeping, apparently, on the rug. She was surrounded by pillow feathers, and was on top of a pillow or two. How could she fall asleep at a time like this? Sirius wondered. But then, when Vanessa was about to whack her with a pillow to wake her up, Sirius spotted a mark on her neck, a bruise it looked like.
"Wait!" he yelled, and grabbed the pillow from Vanessa's hand.
"What?" she asked, puzzled. Sirius pointed to Emily's mark, and then showed the others. Vanessa gasped and fell to the floor beside Emily.
"Oh no, I hope she's all right," she gasped. She started to wake her up, and then decided not to. "Maybe we should take her to Madame Proofie," she suggested.
"What, are you crazy? It's after midnight! No ones going to be up at this hour!" Remus exclaimed. Lily thought, and thought, and thought.
"Well," she sighed. "What else do you propose we do?"
Luv Emily~ I think I wrote a bit too much… oops. Anyway, sorry to throw this one on you, Vanessa. Maybe you could think of something to end it. You know? Hope you like it!!!!
