Yall, when I read Emmy's last chapter, I exploded laughing. I like laughed so hard I cried because of the word "Proofie". I ust found it very funny. In fact,

I made a rap song to go along with it, hehe! Alright, here's my chapter. Halughjah! *jumps up and runs back and forth in front of everyone waving arms and screaming*

Okay.

Chapter Four.

Vanessa bent over and picked up her friend and layed her gently on the couch. "Hm..." She thought out loud. "I think the only thing we can do is just lay her here

'till mabey 7:00, when Madam (hahahaha) Proofie will be up." She sat down at the end of the couch with no intention of going to sleep. Remus sat in an armchair to the side, and Sirius and James sprawled on the floor. In half an hour Vanessa and Remus were the only ones up. After a few minutes Vanessa blinked several times and knocked out,

snoring quietly. Remus found some blankets and threw them over his companions, then settled down to read with a blanket of his own. Vanessa woke up again after a few minutes, and saw Remus was now in a chair facing the other way. This gave her an idea. She crept off the couch and over to the back of the chair. She counted to three and then pounced up and grabbed Remus's hair. He screamed, then looked up and saw Vanessa's clever eyes over the back of the chair. She pulled the chair over onto its back and made Remus tumble out. "Emily took the coffee." She whispered in his ear. The other teens were surpisingly still asleep. "We strike now!" She snuck over to Emily in an almost cat-like way, and reached into her pocket and pulled it out. (HA!) "Do you still have your Sharpie marker?" She asked him. He nodded and threw it to her. "Yay!" She ran up into the the girls dormitory and returned with some mini M&M's.

"Emily's." She said, pointing to them. "She took my coffee. I take M&M's." With that she grabbed Remus's arm and pulled him to the steps to the boys dormitory.

'"Which bed is yours?" She asked, looking around. He ponited. She dashed to it and threw open his trunk, hiding the M&M's at the bottom. "Shh!" She whispered, putting her finger over her lips and sneaking back down the stairs.They went back to their spots, grinning. Remus picked up his chair and turned it around.''AHHHHHHHHH" She said suddenly in as loud a whisper possible. She ran back up the stairs to the girls dormitory and returned with finger-nail polish. She pointed to the boys on the floor and bent down beside Sirius and began painting his nails light blue. Remus grinned as she threw him a bottle of red and he sloppily procceded to paint James's nails. "This is harder than it looks!" he whispered, and Vanessa grinned. When they were finished they carefully hid the bottles in Emily's pocket, then sat back down and waited for the boys to wake up.

After a few minutes James woke up and saw Sirius's blue nails. He laughed and shoved him, waking him up. "Beuatiful Sirius!" "Huh?" Sirius groaned, still half asleep until he noticed James's red nails and laughed. James looked down at his and screamed, and Sirius did the same. Vanessa and Remus quickly closed their eyes and pretended to be sound asleep. They boys looked around suspiciuolsy. They noticed Lily wasnt in the common room and decided it must be her, she was proabably up in her dormitory laughing. Vanessa couldnt help but grin a little at this, and they eyed her evily. They shook he and she pretended to wake up suddenly. "No!" She turned around on the couch and pretended to want to go back to sleep, giggling into her pillow. They threw her off the couch and she exploded into laughter. "You evil." James said, using all the spells he could think off to try to get the polish off. Sirius did the same. "It wont come off," she said. "It's permenant for two weeks." She laughed hysterically, as they boys kept trying and Remus peeked out from under his blanket. "You had to do with this too, did'nt you?" Sirius said. "It-seven-better-get-her-to-proofie!" Vanessa shouted very fast, picking Emily up sideways in the fire-man carry and rushing to the portrait hole. "Opps," she said, hearing a thud as Emily's head hit the side. "Hey!" She excliamed. "It sounded hollow!" She pushed Emily in first and then continued to carry her to the hopital wing, the boys in tow.

They left her there, Madam (haha) Proofie told them to come back at lunch, and went back to the common room to get ready for school. Having only slept thirty minutes last night, Vanessa was remarkably hyper. "Here," she said, pouring instant coffee into everyone's mouth. Their eyes sunddelny wide, the proccedded in flying geese formation to breakfast, where they got the cup game banned from the great hall forever. At lunch, the five went to go see Emily, and Lily, who had been wondering where she was, begged for some more coffee. Vanessa gave everyone a packet and they all walked, er- hopped into the hospital wing like bunnies.

Madam Pomfrey told them that she had been bitten by something, perhaps yesterday when they had been outside. She would be alright, and she would return to the common room tomorrow. "She keeps gettin sick, " She explained, and left them to visit. Sirius ran outside and came back with some flowers for her, and she thanked him, her heart secretly soaring. She noticed his nails. "Uh, nice nails boys." She laughed. Remus and Vanessa grinned an ran out of the room, dodging slaps from the boys. "Um Yes." Lily said and followed.

The three left and hurried to lunch, hoping there was still something left. They sat to down to eat and James asked Lily if she wanted to hang around outside with him after classes. "Helping." She answered. "What?" James asked. "Agatha Fry. She made a pie. And Christopher John helped bake it." James was beginning to fear for his crush's sanity. "Christopher John, He mowed the lawn, and Agatha Fry halped rake it." "Lily?" "Zachary Zugg took out the rug," "is that a yes?" "Esyay." "Yeah...."

Remus then asked Vanessa if she would go walking with him later, too. She accepted. "I dont have a friend!" Sirius cried, getting up and running around.

(I know this is long but Im trying to think of an evil ending for Emily) All of the sudden, Dumbledore, who had been absent from the hall opened the heavy door hard and it slammed into the wall.

TBS

there ya go, more soon.