Chapter 8
Soon enough Molly, Ginni, Clare, Liana, Courtney and Nuriko were in the women's side, sitting in the hot water with warm towels wrapped around them. (OF COURSE.I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKED.)
"This is really nice," said Courtney, "Too bad they don't have these in New York."
"Yeah that would be cool," said Liana.
"Sure, cool most of the time. But what if someone with some PROBLEMS comes? It's a public bath, isn't it?? I don't wanna get CRABS from a public hot springs," commented Molly.
"EWWWW YOU SICKO," screamed Ginni, splashing Molly. Some of the water landed on Nuriko.
"Oooh! Don't get my hair wet, you numbskull!!" shrieked Nuriko. Ginni grinned slyly, and reached back onto the ledge for her wash pail. She quietly filled it with water, and snuck over towards Nuriko, who was humming to herself as she washed her arms. In a splash, Nuriko was soaked, and Ginni was laughing manically beside Molly.
"Good one," said Clare, "That was CLASSIC."
"CLASSIC MY ASS," screamed Nuriko, lunging around and grabbing Ginni by the shoulders, shaking her around, "HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAI-" Everyone stared as Nuriko's towel slipped.
"Oh my god.you're a MAN??!!!!??" wailed Ginni.
"YOU'RE A MALE?! A MALE SPECIES?! WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATH WITH US?? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS A WOMAN??" yelled Clare.
"It's a he/she!!" said Courtney happily.
"How can you be so calm like this?? There's a GUY dressed as a GIRL here," said Molly, poking Courtney in the arm. Liana just stared in shock. Nuriko waded away a little, and tied the towel around his chest tighter.
"Yeah so what if I'm a GUY," said Nuriko defiantly, "I prefer being a woman!!"
"So, you're a drag queen?? OOOHH I KNOW," said Molly, "You work for Hotohori as his personal drag queen!!"
"NOT drag queen," argued Nuriko, "I worked in the inner seraglio as one of the emperor's advisors."
"You're really good, for a homo," said Ginni.
"I prefer gender fulfilled," said Nuriko.
"GENDER FULFILLED??" asked Liana loudly, "Do the others know about this??"
"No," said Nuriko, "It's a WELL KEPT secret!" Everyone just stayed silent for a moment. The new shock had to settle in that they weren't traveling with 3 guys and 1 girl, and that they were bathing with an 18 year old guy who looked prettier than all of they did combined. (No offense, of course.) After a few minutes, Molly cleared her throat.
"I'm all pruny. I'm going to get dressed," said Molly, grabbing her clothes.
"Me too," said Liana, hurrying after her. Courtney and Clare soon followed, but Ginni took a second.
"Are you going to come?" she asked Nuriko, who was still lathering soap onto his arms.
"In a few minutes," he said, "It takes extra work to keep a body like mine clean." Ginni raised an eyebrow, and then went off to change.
A little while later the 5 girls arrived back at the horses where the others were already waiting. Nuriko was still cleaning, however.
"Did you all get cleaned?" asked Hotohori.
"No, we just sat in the water bathing in our own dead skin cells," said Molly.
"That doesn't sound very appealing no da," said Chichiri.
"OF COURSE WE GOT CLEANED.WHAT DO YOU THINK WE WERE DOING??!" yelled Ginni. Chichiri grabbed his staff.
"Ooooh no, you aren't turning ME into a beetle, mister freaky face. You put that staff AWAY." Said Courtney.
"Freaky face, no da??" asked Chichiri, "I think my face is normal."
"Yeah, normal for a CIRCUS," said Molly.
"Did you find anything interesting while you were there?" asked Tamahome, changing the subject, "Like a new seishi?"
"A new seishapalooza?" asked Molly.
"Do you WANT me to kick your ASS?" roared Tamahome.
"Not really." Said Molly.
"WELL THEN SAY IT RIGHT!" he yelled.
"Okay okay. So, you're asking if we found any new seishnawaleakekei?" said Molly, to Hotohori. Tamahome threw his hands in the hair, and just sighed really loud.
"I can't STAND you," he said plainly, marching off to his horse.
"No, we didn't find any new seishi, but we DID find a fag," said Liana.
"A fag?" asked Hotohori.
"Yeah, did you know that Nuriko is a MAN," laughed Molly.
"A MAN NO DA?!" shrieked Chichiri.
"Yes, a man no da." Confirmed Ginni.
"Nuriko is a man no da? What is no da?" asked Hotohori.
"No no no Nuriko is a MAN," said Courtney.
"No no da?" asked Hotohori.
"No no da," confirmed Chichiri.
"Nuriko isn't a man no da?" asked Hotohori.
"HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO GO OVER THIS??" asked Clare.
"NOOOO! KEEP THE WELL KEPT SECRET KEPT WELL!!" hollered Nuriko, running towards them. Everyone just stared at him.
"So you're...a...guy?" asked Tamahome slowly.
"Yeah," said Nuriko, "So what?"
"Gimme proof," replied Tamahome. Nuriko started unbuttoning his pants.
"WE DON'T NEED PROOF NO DA," yelped Chichiri.
"Yes, we need proof, proof is good," said Molly. Ginni punched her.
"Shouldn't we be going to find the other seishi??" asked Clare. Hotohori nodded.
"Yes," he said, "We're running out of time." Everyone got back on their horses, and Chichiri sat on his jackass. Clare just stood there.
"So where am I supposed to sit??" she asked.
"Not on here, no da," said Chichiri, "This donkey is about to keel over as it is no da."
"You can ride with me," said Tamahome.
"Yeah, keel over from having your fat ass on it's back," mumbled Clare, marching past Chichiri. Chichiri stuck his tongue out at her back.
!!!!!! End of Chapter 8 So now we all know that Nuriko is a guy!! No big deal, eh? Haaa. I hope that old mule survives. Next up..Arriving in Mt. Reikaku!! .Until next time *runs off to read Chobits*
Soon enough Molly, Ginni, Clare, Liana, Courtney and Nuriko were in the women's side, sitting in the hot water with warm towels wrapped around them. (OF COURSE.I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKED.)
"This is really nice," said Courtney, "Too bad they don't have these in New York."
"Yeah that would be cool," said Liana.
"Sure, cool most of the time. But what if someone with some PROBLEMS comes? It's a public bath, isn't it?? I don't wanna get CRABS from a public hot springs," commented Molly.
"EWWWW YOU SICKO," screamed Ginni, splashing Molly. Some of the water landed on Nuriko.
"Oooh! Don't get my hair wet, you numbskull!!" shrieked Nuriko. Ginni grinned slyly, and reached back onto the ledge for her wash pail. She quietly filled it with water, and snuck over towards Nuriko, who was humming to herself as she washed her arms. In a splash, Nuriko was soaked, and Ginni was laughing manically beside Molly.
"Good one," said Clare, "That was CLASSIC."
"CLASSIC MY ASS," screamed Nuriko, lunging around and grabbing Ginni by the shoulders, shaking her around, "HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAI-" Everyone stared as Nuriko's towel slipped.
"Oh my god.you're a MAN??!!!!??" wailed Ginni.
"YOU'RE A MALE?! A MALE SPECIES?! WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATH WITH US?? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS A WOMAN??" yelled Clare.
"It's a he/she!!" said Courtney happily.
"How can you be so calm like this?? There's a GUY dressed as a GIRL here," said Molly, poking Courtney in the arm. Liana just stared in shock. Nuriko waded away a little, and tied the towel around his chest tighter.
"Yeah so what if I'm a GUY," said Nuriko defiantly, "I prefer being a woman!!"
"So, you're a drag queen?? OOOHH I KNOW," said Molly, "You work for Hotohori as his personal drag queen!!"
"NOT drag queen," argued Nuriko, "I worked in the inner seraglio as one of the emperor's advisors."
"You're really good, for a homo," said Ginni.
"I prefer gender fulfilled," said Nuriko.
"GENDER FULFILLED??" asked Liana loudly, "Do the others know about this??"
"No," said Nuriko, "It's a WELL KEPT secret!" Everyone just stayed silent for a moment. The new shock had to settle in that they weren't traveling with 3 guys and 1 girl, and that they were bathing with an 18 year old guy who looked prettier than all of they did combined. (No offense, of course.) After a few minutes, Molly cleared her throat.
"I'm all pruny. I'm going to get dressed," said Molly, grabbing her clothes.
"Me too," said Liana, hurrying after her. Courtney and Clare soon followed, but Ginni took a second.
"Are you going to come?" she asked Nuriko, who was still lathering soap onto his arms.
"In a few minutes," he said, "It takes extra work to keep a body like mine clean." Ginni raised an eyebrow, and then went off to change.
A little while later the 5 girls arrived back at the horses where the others were already waiting. Nuriko was still cleaning, however.
"Did you all get cleaned?" asked Hotohori.
"No, we just sat in the water bathing in our own dead skin cells," said Molly.
"That doesn't sound very appealing no da," said Chichiri.
"OF COURSE WE GOT CLEANED.WHAT DO YOU THINK WE WERE DOING??!" yelled Ginni. Chichiri grabbed his staff.
"Ooooh no, you aren't turning ME into a beetle, mister freaky face. You put that staff AWAY." Said Courtney.
"Freaky face, no da??" asked Chichiri, "I think my face is normal."
"Yeah, normal for a CIRCUS," said Molly.
"Did you find anything interesting while you were there?" asked Tamahome, changing the subject, "Like a new seishi?"
"A new seishapalooza?" asked Molly.
"Do you WANT me to kick your ASS?" roared Tamahome.
"Not really." Said Molly.
"WELL THEN SAY IT RIGHT!" he yelled.
"Okay okay. So, you're asking if we found any new seishnawaleakekei?" said Molly, to Hotohori. Tamahome threw his hands in the hair, and just sighed really loud.
"I can't STAND you," he said plainly, marching off to his horse.
"No, we didn't find any new seishi, but we DID find a fag," said Liana.
"A fag?" asked Hotohori.
"Yeah, did you know that Nuriko is a MAN," laughed Molly.
"A MAN NO DA?!" shrieked Chichiri.
"Yes, a man no da." Confirmed Ginni.
"Nuriko is a man no da? What is no da?" asked Hotohori.
"No no no Nuriko is a MAN," said Courtney.
"No no da?" asked Hotohori.
"No no da," confirmed Chichiri.
"Nuriko isn't a man no da?" asked Hotohori.
"HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO GO OVER THIS??" asked Clare.
"NOOOO! KEEP THE WELL KEPT SECRET KEPT WELL!!" hollered Nuriko, running towards them. Everyone just stared at him.
"So you're...a...guy?" asked Tamahome slowly.
"Yeah," said Nuriko, "So what?"
"Gimme proof," replied Tamahome. Nuriko started unbuttoning his pants.
"WE DON'T NEED PROOF NO DA," yelped Chichiri.
"Yes, we need proof, proof is good," said Molly. Ginni punched her.
"Shouldn't we be going to find the other seishi??" asked Clare. Hotohori nodded.
"Yes," he said, "We're running out of time." Everyone got back on their horses, and Chichiri sat on his jackass. Clare just stood there.
"So where am I supposed to sit??" she asked.
"Not on here, no da," said Chichiri, "This donkey is about to keel over as it is no da."
"You can ride with me," said Tamahome.
"Yeah, keel over from having your fat ass on it's back," mumbled Clare, marching past Chichiri. Chichiri stuck his tongue out at her back.
!!!!!! End of Chapter 8 So now we all know that Nuriko is a guy!! No big deal, eh? Haaa. I hope that old mule survives. Next up..Arriving in Mt. Reikaku!! .Until next time *runs off to read Chobits*
