Chapter 6: How is this a "world?"
And so, with the completely useless trip to Wonderland over, Sora (the old Sora,
Not the lesser, new Sora) and the fellowship of the key (I wanted to work that in
Somewhere) now went on to the next (also useless) world: The Olympus
Coliseum! Seum! Eum! (That's an echo, if it's hard to tell) "Okay, this place
Sucks even worse than Wonderland." Sora whined. "When the hell are you going?
To be satisfied with the worlds?" "When we find one that isn't a few room- sized
Areas." As they were arguing, they entered into the Coliseum's! Seum's! Eum's!
Lobby. There they found a little freak-goat guy. "Hey, uh move that pedestal for
Me!" "First off, that's just a big block, and I don't take orders from no goat! "Oh,
Yeah! Well I'll have you know I am an old, fat, loser!" " And as is such, I'm
Going to block your way to the games, and you can't beat me up for it because I'm
An old, fat, loser, as mentioned above, and this is a video game! MUAHAHA!
"Fine. We don't WANT to enter the stupid games, anyway! Sheesh!" and our
Overly sensitive heroes walked off in a huff. "Wait! I'm sorry! At least smash
Some barrels!" Sora immediately stopped. "You mean. THWACKY TIME?"
Sora said with glee. "Uh, yeah, sure" "OH YES" (if there was one thing Sora
Missed, it was thwacky.)
500,000 million in wood later.
"Kid, listen, you've busted at least 500,000 million in wood!" "Can we go to the
Games now?" "NO! "Why?" "Two words: You guys ain't heroes!" "Hey, that's
Four words! What are you, some kind of retard?" "Dude! By just zinged you
GOOFY!" "About your INTELLIGENCE!" "That has gotta be a new level in
Suck." "Well, Whatever, we have to go anyway." And Sora walked out, his urge
For thwacky having diminished. When they were gone, Phil looked around, said,
"I'm so lonely." And started sobbing. (Poor Phil) Once they were out of the
Lobby, an evil, oily, voice said "Hey! Where you going?" well, we were planning
To visit other worlds, on the count of this one sucks." "Fine! Screw you!" yelled
Hades, disappearing. "Suddenly, Phil, desperate for someone to talk to, called,
"You still can't come to the games, pussies! "That was IT. They had HAD IT!
NO MORE! They advanced on Phil, Who began stammering, "B-but this is a V-
V-video G-game!" "I'm afraid not." Said Sora, creepily. "It's a fanfic" said
Donald, also creepily. "A HUMOR fanfic!" said Goofy. (Creepily)
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Phil.
1 serious beating later.
Phil is hanging from the ceiling by his arms, with several bruises, a broken
Leg, one missing horn, and a ripped-off beard. Sora and Co. enters the Coliseum.
"Okay, you know what? Wonderland, I could barely believe was a world.
Traverse Town, I could believe was a world. Destiny Islands, I KNEW was a
World. But there is NO WAY that an entrance to a lobby, a lobby, and a coliseum
Is a world! "Listen, Sora, we know you're upset, but. IT'S THWACKY
TIIIIIIME!" "SWEET!" and so, as we have with all action sequences, we will
Replace it with the words "Ultimate Thwacky Time" (or something similar) but
Forget that for now, let's go to.
Mystery World of Mystery!
Hades is watching the TV and munching some popcorn. "Hmm, I wonder
If I forgot something." Suddenly, he sat bolt upright "oh yeah, my evil plan! Aw
Snap! I gotta get outta here!" "He appeared an instant later in the coliseum
(seum!) (eum!) And spoke to cloud (AKA other FF Extra) and said "You kill kid,
Me bring back Aerith from death, me watch TV. You got it?" and disappeared
Again faster than Cloud could say "angst" speaking of angst, well, there's not
Much of it in this game. Possibly because it has Goofy, and it's hard to be serious
with him around. Suddenly, cloud walked onto the arena. "Angst angsty angst!"
he cried, and the battle was on. And sad to say he lost. That's right. The total
nutball with the giant sword who survived "mako poisoning" countless boss
battles, and a Mr. T rip-off with a gun for a hand, lost to a kid with a key, a
remedial dog that cowers behind a shield and a crazed duck that refuses to wear
pants. And that's it. Hades didn't unleash Cerberus, because he was watching TV.
Oh come on, don't be like that. All I would've said was that they thwacked him.
Ha ha. Although because of this, they never became junior heroes, or fought in
the coliseum again. EVER. And so they left, and NEVER, EVER returned. When
they left, Maleficent appeared, and said, "Do not let your anger get the best of"-
"Hey, where's Hades? I have to deliver my speech about not being angry, or
careless, so it's more ironic when I, myself am consumed by it to turn into a dragon."
Meanwhile, at Hades' crib.
"Ha, ha, oh man, I can't believe they Punk'd Quasimodo in such a horrible fashion!"
Meanwhile, in Traverse Town.
Pluto is wandering through the 2nd district, when he comes across the Dalmatians
house. He sees Perdita. "Heloooo!"
Hi! I think I'm slipping. This one wasn't too funny, as it didn't give a lot of fresh material, and I think the running gags are getting a tad stale. (in case you were wondering, Pluto and Perdita will have an affair.)
And so, with the completely useless trip to Wonderland over, Sora (the old Sora,
Not the lesser, new Sora) and the fellowship of the key (I wanted to work that in
Somewhere) now went on to the next (also useless) world: The Olympus
Coliseum! Seum! Eum! (That's an echo, if it's hard to tell) "Okay, this place
Sucks even worse than Wonderland." Sora whined. "When the hell are you going?
To be satisfied with the worlds?" "When we find one that isn't a few room- sized
Areas." As they were arguing, they entered into the Coliseum's! Seum's! Eum's!
Lobby. There they found a little freak-goat guy. "Hey, uh move that pedestal for
Me!" "First off, that's just a big block, and I don't take orders from no goat! "Oh,
Yeah! Well I'll have you know I am an old, fat, loser!" " And as is such, I'm
Going to block your way to the games, and you can't beat me up for it because I'm
An old, fat, loser, as mentioned above, and this is a video game! MUAHAHA!
"Fine. We don't WANT to enter the stupid games, anyway! Sheesh!" and our
Overly sensitive heroes walked off in a huff. "Wait! I'm sorry! At least smash
Some barrels!" Sora immediately stopped. "You mean. THWACKY TIME?"
Sora said with glee. "Uh, yeah, sure" "OH YES" (if there was one thing Sora
Missed, it was thwacky.)
500,000 million in wood later.
"Kid, listen, you've busted at least 500,000 million in wood!" "Can we go to the
Games now?" "NO! "Why?" "Two words: You guys ain't heroes!" "Hey, that's
Four words! What are you, some kind of retard?" "Dude! By just zinged you
GOOFY!" "About your INTELLIGENCE!" "That has gotta be a new level in
Suck." "Well, Whatever, we have to go anyway." And Sora walked out, his urge
For thwacky having diminished. When they were gone, Phil looked around, said,
"I'm so lonely." And started sobbing. (Poor Phil) Once they were out of the
Lobby, an evil, oily, voice said "Hey! Where you going?" well, we were planning
To visit other worlds, on the count of this one sucks." "Fine! Screw you!" yelled
Hades, disappearing. "Suddenly, Phil, desperate for someone to talk to, called,
"You still can't come to the games, pussies! "That was IT. They had HAD IT!
NO MORE! They advanced on Phil, Who began stammering, "B-but this is a V-
V-video G-game!" "I'm afraid not." Said Sora, creepily. "It's a fanfic" said
Donald, also creepily. "A HUMOR fanfic!" said Goofy. (Creepily)
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Phil.
1 serious beating later.
Phil is hanging from the ceiling by his arms, with several bruises, a broken
Leg, one missing horn, and a ripped-off beard. Sora and Co. enters the Coliseum.
"Okay, you know what? Wonderland, I could barely believe was a world.
Traverse Town, I could believe was a world. Destiny Islands, I KNEW was a
World. But there is NO WAY that an entrance to a lobby, a lobby, and a coliseum
Is a world! "Listen, Sora, we know you're upset, but. IT'S THWACKY
TIIIIIIME!" "SWEET!" and so, as we have with all action sequences, we will
Replace it with the words "Ultimate Thwacky Time" (or something similar) but
Forget that for now, let's go to.
Mystery World of Mystery!
Hades is watching the TV and munching some popcorn. "Hmm, I wonder
If I forgot something." Suddenly, he sat bolt upright "oh yeah, my evil plan! Aw
Snap! I gotta get outta here!" "He appeared an instant later in the coliseum
(seum!) (eum!) And spoke to cloud (AKA other FF Extra) and said "You kill kid,
Me bring back Aerith from death, me watch TV. You got it?" and disappeared
Again faster than Cloud could say "angst" speaking of angst, well, there's not
Much of it in this game. Possibly because it has Goofy, and it's hard to be serious
with him around. Suddenly, cloud walked onto the arena. "Angst angsty angst!"
he cried, and the battle was on. And sad to say he lost. That's right. The total
nutball with the giant sword who survived "mako poisoning" countless boss
battles, and a Mr. T rip-off with a gun for a hand, lost to a kid with a key, a
remedial dog that cowers behind a shield and a crazed duck that refuses to wear
pants. And that's it. Hades didn't unleash Cerberus, because he was watching TV.
Oh come on, don't be like that. All I would've said was that they thwacked him.
Ha ha. Although because of this, they never became junior heroes, or fought in
the coliseum again. EVER. And so they left, and NEVER, EVER returned. When
they left, Maleficent appeared, and said, "Do not let your anger get the best of"-
"Hey, where's Hades? I have to deliver my speech about not being angry, or
careless, so it's more ironic when I, myself am consumed by it to turn into a dragon."
Meanwhile, at Hades' crib.
"Ha, ha, oh man, I can't believe they Punk'd Quasimodo in such a horrible fashion!"
Meanwhile, in Traverse Town.
Pluto is wandering through the 2nd district, when he comes across the Dalmatians
house. He sees Perdita. "Heloooo!"
Hi! I think I'm slipping. This one wasn't too funny, as it didn't give a lot of fresh material, and I think the running gags are getting a tad stale. (in case you were wondering, Pluto and Perdita will have an affair.)
