Chapter 8: uh.. Plot?
"You know what I said about Traverse Town being a world? Forget it. It's a
town." "NO! Traverse Towns a town? Alert the media!" "Well, all I'm saying is that it
has no right to call itself a world." "Sora, this joke is so old, thwacky time sounds fresh
and exciting in comparison." "Oh yeah, well"-"SORA! Leon is in the sewers, training!"
said Yuffie, who had not had but 4 words in this baby, and was clearly overacting. And
so, with much griping and complaining, our heroes trekked to the sewers, which was
more of an underground cave than sewer. Honestly, it has a painting in it! Sewers don't
have paintings, and I, in particular, would be an authority on the matter. "So, you found
the keyhole." "Actually, I just stabbed some stuff." "Me too." "Cool." "Yeah." "Dude." "Guys! Chapter title!" "Oh, right. Well, Keyhole, blah blah, world, blah, heart, this
town." "Well, once again, you're totally unhelpful." "It's what I do. As a matter of fact,
I'm nothing but a huge obstacle throughout this whole game." 'Hey, how come you guys
live in a sewer? "Well, it seems that SOMEONE can't get himself a JOB to keep our
hotel room, because he's far too busy being MYSTERIOUS and slashing at the
FREAKIN' AIR!" (Poor Aerith. Oh, well. I mean, Cloud couldn't have been much
better.) "Oh, by the way, we found a funky fresh gummi block." "You should see Cid."
"C-cid?" Sora stammered, his fear of the crazed shop owner showing. "Oh, don't worry.
He's not as crazy as he seems." Said Leon, (you guessed it) lying through his teeth. "I
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU DAMNED KIDS TO GET THE !@#$%^&* OUT OF MY
!@#$%^&* STORE!" "da, uh, buh, I'D LOVE TO HEAR HOW YOU SAVED THE
WORLD!" Sora stammered out before he realized what he'd said. However this did calm
Cid down, and he began to tell the tale. "Well, it all started in the hi- tech city of
Midgard.." He began, and,
3 hours later
"And that's when they first beat Reno." "Did he have to describe EVERY battle?"
10 hours later
"And that's how we got our first chocobo." "What the hell is a chocobo?"
24 hours later
"And that's how we found Yuffie and got our Materia back." "ZZZZzzzz."
38 hours later
"And that's when Mideel was swallowed up by the lifestream. "Wha? Where are
we?"
44 hours later
"And that's when we beat safer sephiroth, and saved the world from the meteor
materia." "So, wait a second. You spent months on Chocobo breeding, while a giant fiery
ball of death hurtled towards Earth? "Hey, it was fun!" "Well, look at this gummi block,
and, more than likely install it on our ship without permission?" "It's not a block! And if
you tell me to do it, don't I have permission?" "Shut up." "Oh, yeah! Well, in order for
me to do it you still have to perform an inane errand!" "But I'm the savior of the
universe! Besides, I already listened to your 117 hour story!" "I was under the impression
you WANTED me to tell the story!" "Okay, I'll do it!" "Goooood, now go, and deliver
this book to a house in third district, with the EMBLEM OF FIRE!" "Okay!" said Sora,
eager to get out of this deranged man's territory. "Yeees, he shall deliver that book, and
find out how fun sidequests and mini-games truly are! MUAHAHAHAH!" "Cid! Are
you inevitably leading to the destruction of the universe by distracting the keybearer?"
"Uh.. no?"
"Hey, why would cid deliver books, he owns an accessory shop!" "So Pooh could
be worked into this game." "Who?" "Shh." "WAIT!" we forgot to do something!" "So?
We missed a lot of the plot in Deep Jungle." "Yeah, but this is important, and without it,
whole strings of jokes will be lost!" "Never fear, Sora! We are masters of TIME magic!
We'll just go back in time and fix it!" 'You first." Said Donald, stopping goofy. They
watched Goofy sit there frozen like idiots, before he snapped back. "So, did you fix it,
Goofy?" "No, I just stood there." "Time magic is clearly overrated." "Fine, lets go back
and re-talk to Cid." "BWAHAHAHAH! Yes, soon I shall destroy the keybearer!" "Hi
Cid!" "Oh, er- Hi Sora. Why are you back here and y'know, uh, alive. "We forgot a part
of conversation." "Oh, right. (Can YOU guess what it was?) BABOOM! "What the hell
was that!" "Yelled Sora, clearly prepared for more boring whining and not this. "Oh, that
was the old bell tower in the gizmo shop. Go check it out * wink wink * * nudge nudge *
"what the hell are you doing? More importantly, what's a "Gizmo shop?" "The world
may never know." "Also, the house in Third district. GO. As soon as you deliver my
book." "Don't tell me Leon got a job." "No, of course not. Aerith got a disease in the
sewer, and to get out, she had to whore herself to every guy in town. EVERY guy, heh
heh. (Ew. Even I'M ashamed at myself.) "Wait a minute, don't you make any money
from this store?" "Kid, only ten or so people LIVE in this town, and absolutely NONE of
them need "Protect chains." "The fact I got a bunch of rodents with antennae upstairs
isn't helping! I barely had enough money to pay off Aerith!" "Wait, what do you mea-
AUUUUGH! Oh man, you mean- Augh, I just GOT that!" (For those of you who still
haven't quite gotten it yet, CID PAID AERITH FOR SEXUAL SERVICES) "Well, I'm
scarred for life now, so let's get going."
5 hours later..
"How the hell do you open this door!" (I couldn't figure this out, and had to refer
to an online strategy guide. When I found out the answer, I felt like a complete idiot.
Which, for the record, I am NOT. No matter WHAT those fools in the scientific
community said.) And so, our resourceful heroes did whatever they did when they ran
into a problem. They burned the hell out of it. Which, as we all know, worked. (That's 10
for 10!) Then, after spending a jolly old time (A living hell) with the moving stones of
fun. (Rage and loathing.) Till they made it to a house, that, in all respect for the greatest
wizard of all time, looks like total crap. While there, Sora spent more time drooling over
Kairi; A D&G (their rap group name) stared vacantly. (There was also more talk about
the "Secret place", and more than likely more jabbering about hearts.) But who cares?
The point is Merlin came. "Well, well, you arrived earlier than I expected, which is to say
any time in the game. "Is he a heartless?" "What are you, an idiot? I'm a sorcerer, which
should somehow be obvious. "Your king has requested me to teach you magic." "Then
why is your house so hard to get to? "To, uh, keep it safe it from heartless?" "Aren't you
the greatest sorcerer in the world?" "Yes, uh, well, LASER BLAST TO THE FACE!"
"That was just dumb." "Well, the truth is, I just don't wanna teach another good hearted
youth something, 'cause I did that once and it sucked ass. Not to mention the kid was a
total queer." "Oh." " Oh by the way, that stone, - "We don't have a stone."
3 hours later..
"Gimme the damned stone, Leon! Never! I want a summon!" "Do it!" "NO!"
"Yes!" "N- OW! My groin!" he said, before keeling over. OW. It turns out Leon had
been thwacked between the legs from behind by Aerith. (Hey, if you had to whore
yourself to every guy in town, you wouldn't be sunshine and pink roses either, especially
towards guys, and especially toward guy's stuff. "Here, Sora, take the stone. "Uh,
thanks." "Said Sora, VERY frightened, and raced outta there like a, really fast, uh,
frightened guy.
2 hours later..
After Merlin's moving stones of hell, Sora met the Fairy godmother, who must be
having some kind of affair with Merlin. And they got Simba, which is actually a pretty
crappy summon, considering Leon had to get whacked in the groin with an iron rod for it.
"Oh, yeah. We had to give you this book. Why do you want it?" "Oh, I just think there's
something peculiar about it, namely that all it's inhabitants are alive, and are cute,
innocent, little animals and gentle-voiced shop keeps who give little boys toys when they
can pay with a big bundle of love instead of cynical nose-ringed teenagers, and are so
sweet that they make certain people weep about their lost imagination's and childhood's,
even though they're only like, 14. (Not really.) 'Hey Merlin, one last thing before we
leave." "What?" "Are you the Wizard who makes people do things and stuff happen?"
"Yes." SEE! SEE! IT WASN'T JUST A PLOT DEVICE! IT WAS MERLIN! MERLIN I
TELL YOU! I am a straight up genius!
1 more hour on the stepping-stones of hell..
And so, having solved the mystery of the Wizard without doing anything
climactic, our heroes ran into... RIKU! (Boooayyy) that's a combination of boo/yay, in
case you didn't know. "Riku! You have a cool sword! Where'd ya get it? "Uh, well,"
Riku tried to explain, without simply saying "The evil head villain who of course is being
duped by a more powerful villain gave it to me so I can chop your head off and steal the
keyblade." "KAIRI!" he yelled out loud, knowing this would buy him 20+ hours of
useless babble. Then, Riku saw his chance to be cool. REALLY cool. He started saying
how he was so great, hoping Sora had never been here before. But, of course, Riku was
denied his moment in the sun when a shadow crept up on him and Sora struck a cool
pose and killed it. (Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor Riku.) "So then, we're gonna stab stuff.
Want to come with? "Hey, he can't come!" "Cram it, Donald!" said Sora, using stop on
Donald. "Hey, he's gone!" "Well, you were watching him, what happened?" He walked
off with a pale lady with wand with a green orb on top and flowing black robes."
"Typical Riku. Come on." "So the three went to the one-bedroom house (Why, whatever
crazy predicaments could occur with Cid, two girls, and one bedroom? You decide.) As
Cid had suggested. When they entered the house, (they just barged right in, no secret
knock or anything. Heartless could overtake these morons in seconds.) The first thing
they noticed is: a) Aerith was standing far away from Cid, b) Leon was standing far away
from Aerith, and c) Yuffie moved significantly closer to Goofy when he entered. "Long,
boring, dialogue time?" "Oh, yeah." Blah, blah, Maleficent, blah, witch, blah, blah,
heartless, blah, our world, blah, blah, Ansem." "Man, Video games would be even
MORE popular if people could do this." "See, it is just as I told you," said Maleficent to
Riku, watching them through a window. (The sad part is that they didn't notice.) "While
you toiled away trying to find your friends, he simply replaced you with some new
companions." "Toiled away? I landed in your base; you gave me a sword, and sent me
here. I didn't toil at all." "Besides, he wanted me to come along, he froze up the little
duck guy." "Just be evil, already!" "Well, my common sense and entire brain says no, but
my silver (Gray) hair and emerald (green) eyes say yes, and I think we all know that evil,
arrogant jerks such as me wouldn't be loved by hundreds of people if not for my looks, so
yes!" "So, you delivered that book, right?" "Yeah." "Good. Now go ring the bell in the
gizmo shop 3 times. "Why? Why 3 times? It makes no sense! Gar! I'm going crazy!
GAH! Man, after this is over, I'm gonna need to relax in forest or a wood, preferably 100
acres of It." Regardless of Sora's insanity and need to take a vacation, they made haste
(and surprisingly little waste.) to the bell tower, which they couldn't have gotten at
before, because it was boarded up. It's ranting' time. A BOARD!? SORA HAS A
MAGICAL BLADE! BLADES SLICE THROUGH WOOD! DONALD COULD SET IT
ON FIRE! HE COULD FREEZE IT, AND HAVE GOOFY BREAK IT! GOOFY
COULD USE HIS SHIELD LIKE A SAW, THEY COULD GIVE IT THUNDER! But
no. They can only open it now that they have learned the ability to run into things. It
actually hurts it's so stupid. Sora and gang (well, mostly Sora.) rung the bell, and (who
saw this coming? Well, you all did, because it's just the game, only abbreviated, and
humorous.) A big ol' keyhole appeared. And Sora, realizing this magnificent opportunity
to jab his key into more things, went on over right quick. They should have known better.
The Guard Armor came out of nowhere, and was beaten in 2 seconds flat. Which is why
he changed into OPPOSITE ARMOR! (What! They're different!) which, really, wasn't
much worse, except it shot lasers out of it's ass. But sooner or later, O.A. got a beat-down
and his heart fell out. (but if it's a heartless, why do little hearts fall out?) And now it was
time to go. So they got their Ship back from Cid, and prepared to enter the warp hole!
"Last time, on goofy in Traverse Town.. "Dude! She said She didn't have a
mate!" "She had 99 kids!" "Aw man, where are those guys!?" And now, today! "Wait, is
that.. Goofy! Donald! Help me! Please don't leave! Nooo!" Pluto yelled, before being
tackled and mauled by pongo. "Damnit! I should've asked for my money back!" "don't
make me get out the BIG rod Leon." "I'll be good."
Ahhh. This took a while, but it was worth it. I don't own kingdom hearts. And to answer
your question , Choco-gal, Trout. (now the only way to ask me what I'm talking about is
leaving ANOTHER, review, Muahaha.) also, yes.
"You know what I said about Traverse Town being a world? Forget it. It's a
town." "NO! Traverse Towns a town? Alert the media!" "Well, all I'm saying is that it
has no right to call itself a world." "Sora, this joke is so old, thwacky time sounds fresh
and exciting in comparison." "Oh yeah, well"-"SORA! Leon is in the sewers, training!"
said Yuffie, who had not had but 4 words in this baby, and was clearly overacting. And
so, with much griping and complaining, our heroes trekked to the sewers, which was
more of an underground cave than sewer. Honestly, it has a painting in it! Sewers don't
have paintings, and I, in particular, would be an authority on the matter. "So, you found
the keyhole." "Actually, I just stabbed some stuff." "Me too." "Cool." "Yeah." "Dude." "Guys! Chapter title!" "Oh, right. Well, Keyhole, blah blah, world, blah, heart, this
town." "Well, once again, you're totally unhelpful." "It's what I do. As a matter of fact,
I'm nothing but a huge obstacle throughout this whole game." 'Hey, how come you guys
live in a sewer? "Well, it seems that SOMEONE can't get himself a JOB to keep our
hotel room, because he's far too busy being MYSTERIOUS and slashing at the
FREAKIN' AIR!" (Poor Aerith. Oh, well. I mean, Cloud couldn't have been much
better.) "Oh, by the way, we found a funky fresh gummi block." "You should see Cid."
"C-cid?" Sora stammered, his fear of the crazed shop owner showing. "Oh, don't worry.
He's not as crazy as he seems." Said Leon, (you guessed it) lying through his teeth. "I
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU DAMNED KIDS TO GET THE !@#$%^&* OUT OF MY
!@#$%^&* STORE!" "da, uh, buh, I'D LOVE TO HEAR HOW YOU SAVED THE
WORLD!" Sora stammered out before he realized what he'd said. However this did calm
Cid down, and he began to tell the tale. "Well, it all started in the hi- tech city of
Midgard.." He began, and,
3 hours later
"And that's when they first beat Reno." "Did he have to describe EVERY battle?"
10 hours later
"And that's how we got our first chocobo." "What the hell is a chocobo?"
24 hours later
"And that's how we found Yuffie and got our Materia back." "ZZZZzzzz."
38 hours later
"And that's when Mideel was swallowed up by the lifestream. "Wha? Where are
we?"
44 hours later
"And that's when we beat safer sephiroth, and saved the world from the meteor
materia." "So, wait a second. You spent months on Chocobo breeding, while a giant fiery
ball of death hurtled towards Earth? "Hey, it was fun!" "Well, look at this gummi block,
and, more than likely install it on our ship without permission?" "It's not a block! And if
you tell me to do it, don't I have permission?" "Shut up." "Oh, yeah! Well, in order for
me to do it you still have to perform an inane errand!" "But I'm the savior of the
universe! Besides, I already listened to your 117 hour story!" "I was under the impression
you WANTED me to tell the story!" "Okay, I'll do it!" "Goooood, now go, and deliver
this book to a house in third district, with the EMBLEM OF FIRE!" "Okay!" said Sora,
eager to get out of this deranged man's territory. "Yeees, he shall deliver that book, and
find out how fun sidequests and mini-games truly are! MUAHAHAHAH!" "Cid! Are
you inevitably leading to the destruction of the universe by distracting the keybearer?"
"Uh.. no?"
"Hey, why would cid deliver books, he owns an accessory shop!" "So Pooh could
be worked into this game." "Who?" "Shh." "WAIT!" we forgot to do something!" "So?
We missed a lot of the plot in Deep Jungle." "Yeah, but this is important, and without it,
whole strings of jokes will be lost!" "Never fear, Sora! We are masters of TIME magic!
We'll just go back in time and fix it!" 'You first." Said Donald, stopping goofy. They
watched Goofy sit there frozen like idiots, before he snapped back. "So, did you fix it,
Goofy?" "No, I just stood there." "Time magic is clearly overrated." "Fine, lets go back
and re-talk to Cid." "BWAHAHAHAH! Yes, soon I shall destroy the keybearer!" "Hi
Cid!" "Oh, er- Hi Sora. Why are you back here and y'know, uh, alive. "We forgot a part
of conversation." "Oh, right. (Can YOU guess what it was?) BABOOM! "What the hell
was that!" "Yelled Sora, clearly prepared for more boring whining and not this. "Oh, that
was the old bell tower in the gizmo shop. Go check it out * wink wink * * nudge nudge *
"what the hell are you doing? More importantly, what's a "Gizmo shop?" "The world
may never know." "Also, the house in Third district. GO. As soon as you deliver my
book." "Don't tell me Leon got a job." "No, of course not. Aerith got a disease in the
sewer, and to get out, she had to whore herself to every guy in town. EVERY guy, heh
heh. (Ew. Even I'M ashamed at myself.) "Wait a minute, don't you make any money
from this store?" "Kid, only ten or so people LIVE in this town, and absolutely NONE of
them need "Protect chains." "The fact I got a bunch of rodents with antennae upstairs
isn't helping! I barely had enough money to pay off Aerith!" "Wait, what do you mea-
AUUUUGH! Oh man, you mean- Augh, I just GOT that!" (For those of you who still
haven't quite gotten it yet, CID PAID AERITH FOR SEXUAL SERVICES) "Well, I'm
scarred for life now, so let's get going."
5 hours later..
"How the hell do you open this door!" (I couldn't figure this out, and had to refer
to an online strategy guide. When I found out the answer, I felt like a complete idiot.
Which, for the record, I am NOT. No matter WHAT those fools in the scientific
community said.) And so, our resourceful heroes did whatever they did when they ran
into a problem. They burned the hell out of it. Which, as we all know, worked. (That's 10
for 10!) Then, after spending a jolly old time (A living hell) with the moving stones of
fun. (Rage and loathing.) Till they made it to a house, that, in all respect for the greatest
wizard of all time, looks like total crap. While there, Sora spent more time drooling over
Kairi; A D&G (their rap group name) stared vacantly. (There was also more talk about
the "Secret place", and more than likely more jabbering about hearts.) But who cares?
The point is Merlin came. "Well, well, you arrived earlier than I expected, which is to say
any time in the game. "Is he a heartless?" "What are you, an idiot? I'm a sorcerer, which
should somehow be obvious. "Your king has requested me to teach you magic." "Then
why is your house so hard to get to? "To, uh, keep it safe it from heartless?" "Aren't you
the greatest sorcerer in the world?" "Yes, uh, well, LASER BLAST TO THE FACE!"
"That was just dumb." "Well, the truth is, I just don't wanna teach another good hearted
youth something, 'cause I did that once and it sucked ass. Not to mention the kid was a
total queer." "Oh." " Oh by the way, that stone, - "We don't have a stone."
3 hours later..
"Gimme the damned stone, Leon! Never! I want a summon!" "Do it!" "NO!"
"Yes!" "N- OW! My groin!" he said, before keeling over. OW. It turns out Leon had
been thwacked between the legs from behind by Aerith. (Hey, if you had to whore
yourself to every guy in town, you wouldn't be sunshine and pink roses either, especially
towards guys, and especially toward guy's stuff. "Here, Sora, take the stone. "Uh,
thanks." "Said Sora, VERY frightened, and raced outta there like a, really fast, uh,
frightened guy.
2 hours later..
After Merlin's moving stones of hell, Sora met the Fairy godmother, who must be
having some kind of affair with Merlin. And they got Simba, which is actually a pretty
crappy summon, considering Leon had to get whacked in the groin with an iron rod for it.
"Oh, yeah. We had to give you this book. Why do you want it?" "Oh, I just think there's
something peculiar about it, namely that all it's inhabitants are alive, and are cute,
innocent, little animals and gentle-voiced shop keeps who give little boys toys when they
can pay with a big bundle of love instead of cynical nose-ringed teenagers, and are so
sweet that they make certain people weep about their lost imagination's and childhood's,
even though they're only like, 14. (Not really.) 'Hey Merlin, one last thing before we
leave." "What?" "Are you the Wizard who makes people do things and stuff happen?"
"Yes." SEE! SEE! IT WASN'T JUST A PLOT DEVICE! IT WAS MERLIN! MERLIN I
TELL YOU! I am a straight up genius!
1 more hour on the stepping-stones of hell..
And so, having solved the mystery of the Wizard without doing anything
climactic, our heroes ran into... RIKU! (Boooayyy) that's a combination of boo/yay, in
case you didn't know. "Riku! You have a cool sword! Where'd ya get it? "Uh, well,"
Riku tried to explain, without simply saying "The evil head villain who of course is being
duped by a more powerful villain gave it to me so I can chop your head off and steal the
keyblade." "KAIRI!" he yelled out loud, knowing this would buy him 20+ hours of
useless babble. Then, Riku saw his chance to be cool. REALLY cool. He started saying
how he was so great, hoping Sora had never been here before. But, of course, Riku was
denied his moment in the sun when a shadow crept up on him and Sora struck a cool
pose and killed it. (Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor Riku.) "So then, we're gonna stab stuff.
Want to come with? "Hey, he can't come!" "Cram it, Donald!" said Sora, using stop on
Donald. "Hey, he's gone!" "Well, you were watching him, what happened?" He walked
off with a pale lady with wand with a green orb on top and flowing black robes."
"Typical Riku. Come on." "So the three went to the one-bedroom house (Why, whatever
crazy predicaments could occur with Cid, two girls, and one bedroom? You decide.) As
Cid had suggested. When they entered the house, (they just barged right in, no secret
knock or anything. Heartless could overtake these morons in seconds.) The first thing
they noticed is: a) Aerith was standing far away from Cid, b) Leon was standing far away
from Aerith, and c) Yuffie moved significantly closer to Goofy when he entered. "Long,
boring, dialogue time?" "Oh, yeah." Blah, blah, Maleficent, blah, witch, blah, blah,
heartless, blah, our world, blah, blah, Ansem." "Man, Video games would be even
MORE popular if people could do this." "See, it is just as I told you," said Maleficent to
Riku, watching them through a window. (The sad part is that they didn't notice.) "While
you toiled away trying to find your friends, he simply replaced you with some new
companions." "Toiled away? I landed in your base; you gave me a sword, and sent me
here. I didn't toil at all." "Besides, he wanted me to come along, he froze up the little
duck guy." "Just be evil, already!" "Well, my common sense and entire brain says no, but
my silver (Gray) hair and emerald (green) eyes say yes, and I think we all know that evil,
arrogant jerks such as me wouldn't be loved by hundreds of people if not for my looks, so
yes!" "So, you delivered that book, right?" "Yeah." "Good. Now go ring the bell in the
gizmo shop 3 times. "Why? Why 3 times? It makes no sense! Gar! I'm going crazy!
GAH! Man, after this is over, I'm gonna need to relax in forest or a wood, preferably 100
acres of It." Regardless of Sora's insanity and need to take a vacation, they made haste
(and surprisingly little waste.) to the bell tower, which they couldn't have gotten at
before, because it was boarded up. It's ranting' time. A BOARD!? SORA HAS A
MAGICAL BLADE! BLADES SLICE THROUGH WOOD! DONALD COULD SET IT
ON FIRE! HE COULD FREEZE IT, AND HAVE GOOFY BREAK IT! GOOFY
COULD USE HIS SHIELD LIKE A SAW, THEY COULD GIVE IT THUNDER! But
no. They can only open it now that they have learned the ability to run into things. It
actually hurts it's so stupid. Sora and gang (well, mostly Sora.) rung the bell, and (who
saw this coming? Well, you all did, because it's just the game, only abbreviated, and
humorous.) A big ol' keyhole appeared. And Sora, realizing this magnificent opportunity
to jab his key into more things, went on over right quick. They should have known better.
The Guard Armor came out of nowhere, and was beaten in 2 seconds flat. Which is why
he changed into OPPOSITE ARMOR! (What! They're different!) which, really, wasn't
much worse, except it shot lasers out of it's ass. But sooner or later, O.A. got a beat-down
and his heart fell out. (but if it's a heartless, why do little hearts fall out?) And now it was
time to go. So they got their Ship back from Cid, and prepared to enter the warp hole!
"Last time, on goofy in Traverse Town.. "Dude! She said She didn't have a
mate!" "She had 99 kids!" "Aw man, where are those guys!?" And now, today! "Wait, is
that.. Goofy! Donald! Help me! Please don't leave! Nooo!" Pluto yelled, before being
tackled and mauled by pongo. "Damnit! I should've asked for my money back!" "don't
make me get out the BIG rod Leon." "I'll be good."
Ahhh. This took a while, but it was worth it. I don't own kingdom hearts. And to answer
your question , Choco-gal, Trout. (now the only way to ask me what I'm talking about is
leaving ANOTHER, review, Muahaha.) also, yes.
