Notes to Joey
Summary: Ppl ask Joey things... yeah...
Disclaimer: Would you think I own anything?
This chapter's dedicated to Kaiba's child! ^-^ Sorry, no letters today, script format so cuz Kaiba's givin' birth.
Chapter 5:
YAY! Kaiba's chil. dren?! O.o
~~~~~*~~~~~
(at the hospital)
Every1 (Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Yugi, Malik, Marik, and YES Joey. ) is in Kaiba's room.
Joey: Nice. stomach. (coughs)
Kaiba: (glares)
Mokuba: You shouldn't be mad big brother; I read in a magazine once that it's bad luck to be angry when you're about to have a baby. It say's "the child will grow up with the same temper".
Nurse comes in.
Nurse: Feeling all right Mr. Kaiba? Any sharp pains?
Kaiba: No.
Nurse: Alright, the Doctor said you'll be ready soon. (leaves)
Ryou: Did you decide on a name yet?
Mokuba: We decided to name him Seto jr., after big brother. ^-^
Ryou: Oooohhhhh. you are so lucky to be a mother. (looks enviously at Kaiba) Bakura? (looks at Bakura w/ big puppy eyes)
Bakura: Wha- O.O HELL no!
Ryou: (bottom lip quivers)
Bakura: NO! No way, no babies!
Ryou: aaaww.
Kaiba: Trust me (wince) you don't want to be pregnant. Owowowowowow.
Yami: What's wrong?
Kaiba: Nothing (flinch) contraction, used to those.
Mokuba: (blinks at sheets) Big brother? . did you just pee?
Kaiba: Wha- (looks) oh shit.
Ryou: Is that part of that contraction?
Kaiba: No! My water broke!
Mokuba: GASP!!! Big brother, that means- he's gonna give birth right now!!
Joey: NOW?! O.o
Dr. walks in
Dr.: Did you just say your water broke???
Kaiba: (in pain) YES.
Dr.: Alrighty than, everyone who's not family, out of the room!
Joey: (tries to run for the door)
Dr.: (grabs Joey) Not you, happy dad, you stay here and provide moral support. Here, hold his hand.
Kaiba: (latches on to Joey's hand with an iron grip)
Joey: Owowowowowowow.
Dr.: That's right Joey, feel the pain. ^-^
Kaiba: (squeezes harser)
Joey: OWOWOWOW. O.o
Dr: Good! Now, everyone except for Joey and Mokuba, OUT!!!
Every1 else leaves
Dr.: Hello, I'm Dr. Mavelus I'll be helping you w/ your baby today! Now, just let me get my nurses.
Nurse: I'm here! (runs in) I'm Nurse CuddleBum! I'll be dabbing your for- head today! (goes over w/ a wet rag and dabs Kaiba's head) ^-^
Dr. Mavelus: Great, now that I'm all set, let's get that baby outta ya!
Mokuba: Don't worry big brother; I'll give everybody full detail!
~~~
Every1 else waiting outside. all is quiet until.
Kaiba: (from inside room) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yami: Makes me feel sorry for him.
Mokuba: (runs out of room) We got a head! We got a head!
Yugi: That's great!
Mokuba: (runs back in)
Inside room
Dr. Mavelus: Good, Mr. Kaiba, we got shoulders. arms. keep pushin'!
Kaiba: (through gritted teeth) I'M. PUSHING. AS. HARD. AS. I. CAN. (squeezes Joey's hand) ARGH!!
Joey: O.O OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Dr. Mavelus: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Nurse CuddleBum: What is it?! Something go wrong?!
Dr. Mavelus: No, but its great therapy to scream with em'! PUSH! . here he is! (cleans off baby with a soft towel)
Kaiba: (sees baby) OMG. (starry eyed) he's beautiful.
Dr. Mavelus: (hands baby to Nurse CuddleBum)
Nurse CuddleBum: Aaaaaaaaawwww. where's his thingy???
Dr. Mavelus: Oh, my mistake. it's a girl.
Mokuba: GIRL?! Seto's a girl! (runs out)
Out side
Mokuba: Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!!!
Kaiba: (yells from other room) Kindergarten flashback!
Bakura: Woah, woah, woah, slow down! Your brother's a girl?!
Mokuba: Nnnnnoooo!!! The baby! He's a she! Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!
Kaiba: (yells) Just keep on sayin' it!
(back in room)
Mokuba: (runs back)
Dr. Mavelus: Surprise, surprise, we got another one!
Mokuba: What?!
Dr. Mavelus: Yup, when I say Mr. Kaiba. now!
Kaiba: ARGH!!!
Joey: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (hand gives a sickening crack)
Dr. Mavelus: Here he comes. head. shoulders.
Mokuba: knees and toes!
Dr. Mavelus: (blinks)
Mokuba: Well. it sounded right.
Dr. Mavelus: And he's free! (holds up another baby) And for sure, it's a boy! Congrats, Mr. Kaiba, you got a beautiful pair of twins. (wipes off baby and hands him to Joey) ^-^ you should be proud!
Joey: (carefully holding baby while trying to nurse broken fingers) Th- thanks. owwie.
Dr. Mavelus: Well, I'll leave you be. Nurse, give Mr. Kaiba his child and let the others in. Any problems, I'll be in my office. (leaves)
Nurse CuddleBum: (gives Kaiba his baby) ^-^ Here you go, sir!
Joey: N-nurse? Can you have a look at my-
Nurse CuddleBum: Heard the crack, they're broken. I'll send someone in to wrap it for you. (leaves)
Mokuba: Oh, big brother, they're so small.
Every 1 (except for Malik and Marik) who was outside come in.
Ryou: (gasp) They're so cute! May I-
Joey: Be my guest. (hands baby over to Ryou)
Ryou: (cradles baby) aaaaaawwwww. (looks at Bakura)
Bakura: NO. N-O, spells NO.
Ryou: (pouts) You are sssssssssooooooo lucky, Kaiba.
Kaiba: (sulking) Trust me, you have no IDEA what it's like having a little body squeeze through your testicals.
~~~ Aw, children, such a wonder. ^-^ Five friggin' pages and I hated it! -_-;; I didn't think I put enough effort. Well, I hope you liked it! Give baby names in your reviews, I'm sure the new proud parents will very much appreciate it! ^-~ R/R, flames laughed at!
~Mavelus
Summary: Ppl ask Joey things... yeah...
Disclaimer: Would you think I own anything?
This chapter's dedicated to Kaiba's child! ^-^ Sorry, no letters today, script format so cuz Kaiba's givin' birth.
Chapter 5:
YAY! Kaiba's chil. dren?! O.o
~~~~~*~~~~~
(at the hospital)
Every1 (Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Yugi, Malik, Marik, and YES Joey. ) is in Kaiba's room.
Joey: Nice. stomach. (coughs)
Kaiba: (glares)
Mokuba: You shouldn't be mad big brother; I read in a magazine once that it's bad luck to be angry when you're about to have a baby. It say's "the child will grow up with the same temper".
Nurse comes in.
Nurse: Feeling all right Mr. Kaiba? Any sharp pains?
Kaiba: No.
Nurse: Alright, the Doctor said you'll be ready soon. (leaves)
Ryou: Did you decide on a name yet?
Mokuba: We decided to name him Seto jr., after big brother. ^-^
Ryou: Oooohhhhh. you are so lucky to be a mother. (looks enviously at Kaiba) Bakura? (looks at Bakura w/ big puppy eyes)
Bakura: Wha- O.O HELL no!
Ryou: (bottom lip quivers)
Bakura: NO! No way, no babies!
Ryou: aaaww.
Kaiba: Trust me (wince) you don't want to be pregnant. Owowowowowow.
Yami: What's wrong?
Kaiba: Nothing (flinch) contraction, used to those.
Mokuba: (blinks at sheets) Big brother? . did you just pee?
Kaiba: Wha- (looks) oh shit.
Ryou: Is that part of that contraction?
Kaiba: No! My water broke!
Mokuba: GASP!!! Big brother, that means- he's gonna give birth right now!!
Joey: NOW?! O.o
Dr. walks in
Dr.: Did you just say your water broke???
Kaiba: (in pain) YES.
Dr.: Alrighty than, everyone who's not family, out of the room!
Joey: (tries to run for the door)
Dr.: (grabs Joey) Not you, happy dad, you stay here and provide moral support. Here, hold his hand.
Kaiba: (latches on to Joey's hand with an iron grip)
Joey: Owowowowowowow.
Dr.: That's right Joey, feel the pain. ^-^
Kaiba: (squeezes harser)
Joey: OWOWOWOW. O.o
Dr: Good! Now, everyone except for Joey and Mokuba, OUT!!!
Every1 else leaves
Dr.: Hello, I'm Dr. Mavelus I'll be helping you w/ your baby today! Now, just let me get my nurses.
Nurse: I'm here! (runs in) I'm Nurse CuddleBum! I'll be dabbing your for- head today! (goes over w/ a wet rag and dabs Kaiba's head) ^-^
Dr. Mavelus: Great, now that I'm all set, let's get that baby outta ya!
Mokuba: Don't worry big brother; I'll give everybody full detail!
~~~
Every1 else waiting outside. all is quiet until.
Kaiba: (from inside room) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yami: Makes me feel sorry for him.
Mokuba: (runs out of room) We got a head! We got a head!
Yugi: That's great!
Mokuba: (runs back in)
Inside room
Dr. Mavelus: Good, Mr. Kaiba, we got shoulders. arms. keep pushin'!
Kaiba: (through gritted teeth) I'M. PUSHING. AS. HARD. AS. I. CAN. (squeezes Joey's hand) ARGH!!
Joey: O.O OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Dr. Mavelus: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Nurse CuddleBum: What is it?! Something go wrong?!
Dr. Mavelus: No, but its great therapy to scream with em'! PUSH! . here he is! (cleans off baby with a soft towel)
Kaiba: (sees baby) OMG. (starry eyed) he's beautiful.
Dr. Mavelus: (hands baby to Nurse CuddleBum)
Nurse CuddleBum: Aaaaaaaaawwww. where's his thingy???
Dr. Mavelus: Oh, my mistake. it's a girl.
Mokuba: GIRL?! Seto's a girl! (runs out)
Out side
Mokuba: Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!!!
Kaiba: (yells from other room) Kindergarten flashback!
Bakura: Woah, woah, woah, slow down! Your brother's a girl?!
Mokuba: Nnnnnoooo!!! The baby! He's a she! Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!
Kaiba: (yells) Just keep on sayin' it!
(back in room)
Mokuba: (runs back)
Dr. Mavelus: Surprise, surprise, we got another one!
Mokuba: What?!
Dr. Mavelus: Yup, when I say Mr. Kaiba. now!
Kaiba: ARGH!!!
Joey: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (hand gives a sickening crack)
Dr. Mavelus: Here he comes. head. shoulders.
Mokuba: knees and toes!
Dr. Mavelus: (blinks)
Mokuba: Well. it sounded right.
Dr. Mavelus: And he's free! (holds up another baby) And for sure, it's a boy! Congrats, Mr. Kaiba, you got a beautiful pair of twins. (wipes off baby and hands him to Joey) ^-^ you should be proud!
Joey: (carefully holding baby while trying to nurse broken fingers) Th- thanks. owwie.
Dr. Mavelus: Well, I'll leave you be. Nurse, give Mr. Kaiba his child and let the others in. Any problems, I'll be in my office. (leaves)
Nurse CuddleBum: (gives Kaiba his baby) ^-^ Here you go, sir!
Joey: N-nurse? Can you have a look at my-
Nurse CuddleBum: Heard the crack, they're broken. I'll send someone in to wrap it for you. (leaves)
Mokuba: Oh, big brother, they're so small.
Every 1 (except for Malik and Marik) who was outside come in.
Ryou: (gasp) They're so cute! May I-
Joey: Be my guest. (hands baby over to Ryou)
Ryou: (cradles baby) aaaaaawwwww. (looks at Bakura)
Bakura: NO. N-O, spells NO.
Ryou: (pouts) You are sssssssssooooooo lucky, Kaiba.
Kaiba: (sulking) Trust me, you have no IDEA what it's like having a little body squeeze through your testicals.
~~~ Aw, children, such a wonder. ^-^ Five friggin' pages and I hated it! -_-;; I didn't think I put enough effort. Well, I hope you liked it! Give baby names in your reviews, I'm sure the new proud parents will very much appreciate it! ^-~ R/R, flames laughed at!
~Mavelus
