Notes to Joey

Summary: Ppl ask Joey things... yeah...

Disclaimer: Would you think I own anything?

This chapter's dedicated to Kaiba's child! ^-^ Sorry, no letters today, script format so cuz Kaiba's givin' birth.

Chapter 5:
YAY! Kaiba's chil. dren?! O.o
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(at the hospital)

Every1 (Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Yugi, Malik, Marik, and YES Joey. ) is in Kaiba's room.

Joey: Nice. stomach. (coughs)

Kaiba: (glares)

Mokuba: You shouldn't be mad big brother; I read in a magazine once that it's bad luck to be angry when you're about to have a baby. It say's "the child will grow up with the same temper".

Nurse comes in.

Nurse: Feeling all right Mr. Kaiba? Any sharp pains?

Kaiba: No.

Nurse: Alright, the Doctor said you'll be ready soon. (leaves)

Ryou: Did you decide on a name yet?

Mokuba: We decided to name him Seto jr., after big brother. ^-^

Ryou: Oooohhhhh. you are so lucky to be a mother. (looks enviously at Kaiba) Bakura? (looks at Bakura w/ big puppy eyes)

Bakura: Wha- O.O HELL no!

Ryou: (bottom lip quivers)

Bakura: NO! No way, no babies!

Ryou: aaaww.

Kaiba: Trust me (wince) you don't want to be pregnant. Owowowowowow.

Yami: What's wrong?

Kaiba: Nothing (flinch) contraction, used to those.

Mokuba: (blinks at sheets) Big brother? . did you just pee?

Kaiba: Wha- (looks) oh shit.

Ryou: Is that part of that contraction?

Kaiba: No! My water broke!

Mokuba: GASP!!! Big brother, that means- he's gonna give birth right now!!

Joey: NOW?! O.o

Dr. walks in

Dr.: Did you just say your water broke???

Kaiba: (in pain) YES.

Dr.: Alrighty than, everyone who's not family, out of the room!

Joey: (tries to run for the door)

Dr.: (grabs Joey) Not you, happy dad, you stay here and provide moral support. Here, hold his hand.

Kaiba: (latches on to Joey's hand with an iron grip)

Joey: Owowowowowowow.

Dr.: That's right Joey, feel the pain. ^-^

Kaiba: (squeezes harser)

Joey: OWOWOWOW. O.o

Dr: Good! Now, everyone except for Joey and Mokuba, OUT!!!

Every1 else leaves

Dr.: Hello, I'm Dr. Mavelus I'll be helping you w/ your baby today! Now, just let me get my nurses.

Nurse: I'm here! (runs in) I'm Nurse CuddleBum! I'll be dabbing your for- head today! (goes over w/ a wet rag and dabs Kaiba's head) ^-^

Dr. Mavelus: Great, now that I'm all set, let's get that baby outta ya!

Mokuba: Don't worry big brother; I'll give everybody full detail!

~~~

Every1 else waiting outside. all is quiet until.

Kaiba: (from inside room) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yami: Makes me feel sorry for him.

Mokuba: (runs out of room) We got a head! We got a head!

Yugi: That's great!

Mokuba: (runs back in)

Inside room

Dr. Mavelus: Good, Mr. Kaiba, we got shoulders. arms. keep pushin'!

Kaiba: (through gritted teeth) I'M. PUSHING. AS. HARD. AS. I. CAN. (squeezes Joey's hand) ARGH!!

Joey: O.O OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Dr. Mavelus: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Nurse CuddleBum: What is it?! Something go wrong?!

Dr. Mavelus: No, but its great therapy to scream with em'! PUSH! . here he is! (cleans off baby with a soft towel)

Kaiba: (sees baby) OMG. (starry eyed) he's beautiful.

Dr. Mavelus: (hands baby to Nurse CuddleBum)

Nurse CuddleBum: Aaaaaaaaawwww. where's his thingy???

Dr. Mavelus: Oh, my mistake. it's a girl.

Mokuba: GIRL?! Seto's a girl! (runs out)

Out side

Mokuba: Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!!!

Kaiba: (yells from other room) Kindergarten flashback!

Bakura: Woah, woah, woah, slow down! Your brother's a girl?!

Mokuba: Nnnnnoooo!!! The baby! He's a she! Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl, Seto's a girl!

Kaiba: (yells) Just keep on sayin' it!

(back in room)

Mokuba: (runs back)

Dr. Mavelus: Surprise, surprise, we got another one!

Mokuba: What?!

Dr. Mavelus: Yup, when I say Mr. Kaiba. now!

Kaiba: ARGH!!!

Joey: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (hand gives a sickening crack)

Dr. Mavelus: Here he comes. head. shoulders.

Mokuba: knees and toes!

Dr. Mavelus: (blinks)

Mokuba: Well. it sounded right.

Dr. Mavelus: And he's free! (holds up another baby) And for sure, it's a boy! Congrats, Mr. Kaiba, you got a beautiful pair of twins. (wipes off baby and hands him to Joey) ^-^ you should be proud!

Joey: (carefully holding baby while trying to nurse broken fingers) Th- thanks. owwie.

Dr. Mavelus: Well, I'll leave you be. Nurse, give Mr. Kaiba his child and let the others in. Any problems, I'll be in my office. (leaves)

Nurse CuddleBum: (gives Kaiba his baby) ^-^ Here you go, sir!

Joey: N-nurse? Can you have a look at my-

Nurse CuddleBum: Heard the crack, they're broken. I'll send someone in to wrap it for you. (leaves)

Mokuba: Oh, big brother, they're so small.

Every 1 (except for Malik and Marik) who was outside come in.

Ryou: (gasp) They're so cute! May I-

Joey: Be my guest. (hands baby over to Ryou)

Ryou: (cradles baby) aaaaaawwwww. (looks at Bakura)

Bakura: NO. N-O, spells NO.

Ryou: (pouts) You are sssssssssooooooo lucky, Kaiba.

Kaiba: (sulking) Trust me, you have no IDEA what it's like having a little body squeeze through your testicals.

~~~ Aw, children, such a wonder. ^-^ Five friggin' pages and I hated it! -_-;; I didn't think I put enough effort. Well, I hope you liked it! Give baby names in your reviews, I'm sure the new proud parents will very much appreciate it! ^-~ R/R, flames laughed at!

~Mavelus