Notes to Joey

First off, I'd just like to apologize for my LLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGG absence. I know I haven't updated in like FOREVER, but I tried my best. My internet's back! YAY! ^-^ GO ME!

Anyway, I've read all of your wonderful reviews; you guys make me so happy! Knowing that I'm loved makes me feel special.

SO! As a reward for your patient wait, is the sixth chapter! Ladies and gents, presenting:

Chapter 6:

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Dear Joey,

Wow big brother! You had your first baby, that's so cool! Now I have a niece and nephew, what're their names?! Oh, I'm so excited and happy for you!

Love, Serenity

Dear sis,

O.o You have no idea how traumatizing it all is sis. their names are Sonya and Bobby (we call him Bob).

Love, Joey

Dear Joseph,

You break my heart, dearest puppy. Having a child with some one other than me! You disgust me!

DiceKing

Dear IGNORAMOUS,

I. DON'T. LIKE. YOU.

Joey

Dear Joey,

Big brother's getting real angry, he says "you better get your sorry ass home and help nurse your kids or FACE MY WRATH!!!"

RavenHairedKid

Dear shortstuff,

Tell him to go breast feed.

Joey

MUTT,

I don't breast feed! I don't even have breasts!!!

RichMan

ASSCRACK,

Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo. you have manly titties!!!

Joey

Wheeler,

.....................shit

RichMan

Dear Joey,

You and Kaiba are so lucky!!! I REALLY want a baby, but Bakura keeps saying no. can you help me to convince him? PLEASE???

WhiteAngel

Dear Whitey,

Trust me. It's not all roses and picnics.

Joey

Dear guy-who-gives-advice,

Tell my hikari to stop begging me for a Ra forsaken baby. I hate kids! And he should know that perfectly well!!!

BlackAngel

Dear Blackey,

Why don't you tell him?

Joey

Dear Joey,

Come on! I love babies! I've always thought they were so adorable! Please try to convince him? Once without a condom? PLEASE???

WhiteAngel

Dear Whitey,

O.o

Joey

Dear dude,

Tell him I said NO.

BlackAngel

Dear Yin and Yang,

Can you stop having this conversation through my advice column????

Joey

~~~ So? Whaddya think??? -_-;; it sucks. peas review, I'd really appreciate it! ^-^ You know what I do to flamers!!! Again, sorry for the long wait.

~Mavelus