Ch 2 Legend of the Purple Spandex
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne or any of the characters. Some other
person in Japan owns them. (Sobs) I want my dilly! So pleez dun sue me cuz
I'm really poor!
Thnx!!
Hey thnx so much for the reviews for my first chappie! Rai Dorian and Random Pyro I'll take your idea into consideration for future chappies! Thnx sooo much again. I hope this chappie is just as good as the first one w/ a lot more randomness and purple spandex! Yeah! I might not update for a couple of days because of school and other things but I'll try to get the story done! Pleex r+r thnx!
" Allen!" said Hitomi knocking on the door of the room quickly. " The elf- munchies aka the dragonslayers are coming! With Dilly and his purple spandex!" she said closing her eyes suddenly then fainting before coming to another one of her visions; death, destruction, and a donut? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
( look down)
At the Flying Ship Hovering Over some Random Mountain
" Dillychan!" " What did we do to upset you?" said the dragonslayers in a tear-eyed
manner (imagine them w/ puppy dog eyes!). " Stupid bakas!" said Dilly angrily slapping
the evil elf munchies aka the dragon slayers. " Nobody where's my purple spandex
except me!" " Sorry Lord Dilandau!" they said crying their eyes out in whiney voices, "
Shut up you bunch of girly elf pot muffin figgnewton butt green smerf bars or whatever
the hell you are!" he said haughtily shaking his long bangs away from his face. " Yes
Lord Dilly!" " I said Shutup!" he said even louder! " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shut the hell
up!" " What a bunch of whiny girls!" " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shutie Uppie!" he screamed
even louder. " Yes lord dilly!" " Shut." " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shu!" "Yes Lord Dilly" "
Aggh!" screamed Dilandau as he grabbed his red and black flame thrower, " This'll teach
you girly freaks to shut up when I tell you!" he screamed grabbing out his metallic flame
thrower whirling it around in sailor moon fashion and screamed, " Purple Spandex
Burning! Floosh!" then pretty bubbles floated around evil Dillychan, " Take this!" he
screamed as red and black bubbles flowed from the flamethrower and burnt the girly
dragon slayers to a crisp, " Forgive Us LORD Dilandau!" they screamed whinely from
their remaining ashes, " Shut the hell up! He said running out of the terribly torched
room into the control center of the evil Donut lover and Blue Smerf.
" Folken when are we going to attack the anorexic Van and his bitches?" ( Silence....
crickets are chirping in background). " Silence is Golden golden!" said Folken in a
monotone voice trying not to laugh at the flustered Dilly. " Your such a freak Folken!
You really are like one of those annoying blue smerfs! You always hum that damn song
like they do!" " What did you call me!" said Folken in a high squeaky voice, " A Blue
Smerf!" said Dilly irratatedly. " Damn you!" said Folken and with that he ran towards
Dilandau gave him a wedgie and stole the legendary purple spandex. " Damn you
Folken! Give me back the Purple Spandex their power only works for me and some guy
on Gundam Wing only we look sexy in our spandex!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will Van and his peeps get their in time to save the day? What about Allen? Will Van
take a laxitive? What about the purple spandex will Dilly ever be reunite with his one
true love? Wait until next time when all these questions will be answered!
Hey thnx so much for the reviews for my first chappie! Rai Dorian and Random Pyro I'll take your idea into consideration for future chappies! Thnx sooo much again. I hope this chappie is just as good as the first one w/ a lot more randomness and purple spandex! Yeah! I might not update for a couple of days because of school and other things but I'll try to get the story done! Pleex r+r thnx!
" Allen!" said Hitomi knocking on the door of the room quickly. " The elf- munchies aka the dragonslayers are coming! With Dilly and his purple spandex!" she said closing her eyes suddenly then fainting before coming to another one of her visions; death, destruction, and a donut? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
( look down)
At the Flying Ship Hovering Over some Random Mountain
" Dillychan!" " What did we do to upset you?" said the dragonslayers in a tear-eyed
manner (imagine them w/ puppy dog eyes!). " Stupid bakas!" said Dilly angrily slapping
the evil elf munchies aka the dragon slayers. " Nobody where's my purple spandex
except me!" " Sorry Lord Dilandau!" they said crying their eyes out in whiney voices, "
Shut up you bunch of girly elf pot muffin figgnewton butt green smerf bars or whatever
the hell you are!" he said haughtily shaking his long bangs away from his face. " Yes
Lord Dilly!" " I said Shutup!" he said even louder! " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shut the hell
up!" " What a bunch of whiny girls!" " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shutie Uppie!" he screamed
even louder. " Yes lord dilly!" " Shut." " Yes Lord Dilly!" " Shu!" "Yes Lord Dilly" "
Aggh!" screamed Dilandau as he grabbed his red and black flame thrower, " This'll teach
you girly freaks to shut up when I tell you!" he screamed grabbing out his metallic flame
thrower whirling it around in sailor moon fashion and screamed, " Purple Spandex
Burning! Floosh!" then pretty bubbles floated around evil Dillychan, " Take this!" he
screamed as red and black bubbles flowed from the flamethrower and burnt the girly
dragon slayers to a crisp, " Forgive Us LORD Dilandau!" they screamed whinely from
their remaining ashes, " Shut the hell up! He said running out of the terribly torched
room into the control center of the evil Donut lover and Blue Smerf.
" Folken when are we going to attack the anorexic Van and his bitches?" ( Silence....
crickets are chirping in background). " Silence is Golden golden!" said Folken in a
monotone voice trying not to laugh at the flustered Dilly. " Your such a freak Folken!
You really are like one of those annoying blue smerfs! You always hum that damn song
like they do!" " What did you call me!" said Folken in a high squeaky voice, " A Blue
Smerf!" said Dilly irratatedly. " Damn you!" said Folken and with that he ran towards
Dilandau gave him a wedgie and stole the legendary purple spandex. " Damn you
Folken! Give me back the Purple Spandex their power only works for me and some guy
on Gundam Wing only we look sexy in our spandex!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will Van and his peeps get their in time to save the day? What about Allen? Will Van
take a laxitive? What about the purple spandex will Dilly ever be reunite with his one
true love? Wait until next time when all these questions will be answered!
