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Chapter 1- Big Shot Tells All.
The Scene- The Bebop The People- Spike, Ein, Jet, Faye. Ed still hasn't returned. It's been one hour.
Spike and Faye are watching a Big Shot rerun marathon. Without notice, a live shot from the Big Shot studio appears.
Punch shows up and says "Howdy folks! Big Shot has a brand new bounty
hot of the press!"
"Who Punch, Who?!" exclaims Judy.
"Well it's a fellow bounty hunter named Spike Spiegel! He's wanted by the police for child molestation!" Spike chokes on his bell peppers. Faye looks at Spike in disgust. Ein growls at Spike. Jet doesn't hear, he's too busy clipping his trees.
"What the hell did you do Spike!?" Faye Shouts.
"Nothing!!" Big Shot continues.
"This cowpoke was pointed out by a girl at the age of 14. She walked into the police department crying. Poor little girl. The bounty is a whopping W 10,000,000!"
"I wish I could just hurt that evil, evil man!" says Judy. Spike looked in horror at the little hologram screen.
"I didn't do anything. I swear it. "
"I can't believe you Spike. I can't believe you could do anything like that." Spike thinks about the fight from earlier.
"EEEEEEEEEED! It was ED! She told the police I did that to her to get back at me for yelling at her! That little.." Faye walks to the hanger and get her handcuffs from the Redtail. She returns and stands behind Spike.
"Spike, I'm sorry"
"Sorry for wha-..." Faye interrupted him with a chop to the neck,
rendering Spike unconscious.
"Sorry for the fact that 10 million woolongs would do me and Jet some good right now." She handcuffs him and drags him to her Redtail. She flies off for the Police Station.
Chapter 1- Big Shot Tells All.
The Scene- The Bebop The People- Spike, Ein, Jet, Faye. Ed still hasn't returned. It's been one hour.
Spike and Faye are watching a Big Shot rerun marathon. Without notice, a live shot from the Big Shot studio appears.
Punch shows up and says "Howdy folks! Big Shot has a brand new bounty
hot of the press!"
"Who Punch, Who?!" exclaims Judy.
"Well it's a fellow bounty hunter named Spike Spiegel! He's wanted by the police for child molestation!" Spike chokes on his bell peppers. Faye looks at Spike in disgust. Ein growls at Spike. Jet doesn't hear, he's too busy clipping his trees.
"What the hell did you do Spike!?" Faye Shouts.
"Nothing!!" Big Shot continues.
"This cowpoke was pointed out by a girl at the age of 14. She walked into the police department crying. Poor little girl. The bounty is a whopping W 10,000,000!"
"I wish I could just hurt that evil, evil man!" says Judy. Spike looked in horror at the little hologram screen.
"I didn't do anything. I swear it. "
"I can't believe you Spike. I can't believe you could do anything like that." Spike thinks about the fight from earlier.
"EEEEEEEEEED! It was ED! She told the police I did that to her to get back at me for yelling at her! That little.." Faye walks to the hanger and get her handcuffs from the Redtail. She returns and stands behind Spike.
"Spike, I'm sorry"
"Sorry for wha-..." Faye interrupted him with a chop to the neck,
rendering Spike unconscious.
"Sorry for the fact that 10 million woolongs would do me and Jet some good right now." She handcuffs him and drags him to her Redtail. She flies off for the Police Station.
