Disclaimer: OK, here we go… I do not own any Simpsons, Buffy, or any other characters, they are all trademarks of their respective owners i.e.: Mutant Enemy etc…

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"Hey Homer, these seats suck!"

Bart moaned, staring at the seats across the isle. The Simpsons were seated right on the isle, nowhere near the window.

"Bart! Watch your language!" Marge snapped. She was tense anyway; plane always made her feel tense, and was NOT in a good mood.

Suddenly, the intercom buzzed into life.

"OK, folks, we're just about to take off on our way to Sunnydale, LA, so if you could just Belt Up, than we'll be on our way...*CLICK*"

Marge said to Lisa, "I hope your father behaves himself this time. I don't want a repeat of our trip to the Amish Country..."

FLASHBACK

*homer is splatting ice-cream cones onto everyone and everything.

"Look Marge! They're still not fightin' back! Hee-hee! I can be a jerk and NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"

A horse then kicks him and knocks him flying.*

END FLASHBACK

"Hhhmmmmm."

"Don't worry, Mom. Dad's really excited about this; I don't think he'll blow it." Lisa comforted.

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"Are we nearly there yet?"

"No."

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"No."

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"NO!"

"Are we nearly- *gack-gack*"

"Homer!"

"But Marge, the boy was driving me nuts!"

"Both of you stop!"

Homer released Bart's neck.

"Yes, Marge."

"Yes Mom."

"(are we nearly there yet?)"

"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOO-Oh, wait, yes."

The plane was flying over Sunnydale, and Homer FINALLY noticed that they were the only passengers on board. Maggie finally woke up.

She had had a seat ALL TO HERSELF, Bart thought, and she had slept all the way!

"OK, folks, we're coming into land, the current time is...well, pretty much 9:00pm.  Enjoy your holiday!...Come on Phil, let's get the hell outta here before the v-...oh, heh, heh, I forgot to turn it off...*CLICK*"

When the plane landed, the Simpson family disembarked and left the airport.

They passed a large, brightly coloured sign that said,

[WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE. ]

"We're here!" Homer remarked.

"Finally." replied Bart. "Have we got a room, Home-boy?"

 Homer started. "Er, lets see, tickets, tickets, tickets...D'OH!"

"Oh, calm down, Homer, I've got the tickets." tutted Marge

"Woo-hoo!"

"OK, we're staying at the Hilton Hotel, near the cemetery. Lets go!"

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"Mom, This place is creepy. Seriously." Bart observed.

Yeah, Marge. Can we pick up the pace?" said Homer nervously.

"Now, Homer, Bart, this is the quickest way to the hotel according to the map, and we really need to get there…"

"Mom? Don't take this personally, but  your expression doesn't fill me with confidence."

Not surprising, as Marge could see what the others couldn't.

3 Vampires, closing fast.

All of them screamed. The vampires muttered amongst themselves as they advanced.

"I get the fat one."

"No way! You always get the good ones! I'll probably get the mom."

"Look, d'you want the kid?"

"Nah. Too stringy. Kids always are, especially the school-y type, and the girl looks like that..."

"What about the boy?"

"Nah. I told you, nuthin' beats a good fatty-pants."

"Fine, let's share the big guy."

"Agreed."

"Agreed."

"Agreed!"

The vamps smiled and began to advance on Homer, who screamed and cowered like a big baby.

The first Vamp had just reached Homer and was about to sink in his fangs when suddenly he exploded into dust. The other 2 went the same way within a matter of minutes. The dust rose and fell in dust devils.

           When it cleared, the Simpsons were amazed to see what they least expected.

         A teenage girl with a sharp wooden stake in her hand.

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OK, look, sorry about this but I couldn't think of any other way to introduce Buffy to this story. Feedback is VERY MUCH appreciated; even if you hated it please review and tell me why. I will give reviews mentions in my disclaimers and send you and E-mail! PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK; I REALLY AM INTERESTED! If you like Buffy and have played Final Fantasy 7 then please read my other fic, a parody of 'Once More, with Feeling' entitled 'Once More, in Midgar'.