I do not own, and I am not affiliate with the makers of, Cowboy Bebop.

The Scene- The Sea.

The People- A very pissed off Spike.

Spike swims through the cold waters, hoping to reach the docked Bebop. "That pint-sized bitch... I can't believe she would do something like this... I wasn't that mean to her. Was I. Man, all this swimming is really hurting my legs." Spike looks down to see an octopus clinging to his leg, and many other fish nibbling at his cut foot. "HOLY CRAP! Get OFF!" Spike shakes is leg wildly. He cries... "Why Edward.... WHY!

The Scene- Bebop

The People- Ed, Ein, Faye, and the now clued in Jet.

` "Geeze Ed... I can't believe you did that. It is kinda funny though." Jet breaks out into laughter... for the fifth time. Faye laughed with him for the first two times, but now she's all laughed out.

"Okay... we got our reward, now we need to find Spike," said Faye.

" Well... where'd you leave him?"

"The police station in Little Tokyo. But knowing Spike, he's already out."

"True... So We'll have to split up. Faye, you search the city, and I'll search the water using the Hammerhead. Ed, you keep Ein company here, okay?" Ed looks up from her computer and acknowledges him. "Alright". Jet gets some stuff together, and takes off, Faye not far behind.

She thinks to herself , "I hope we get to him before the cops do"

The Scene- The Sea

The People- A still very pissed off Spike.

Spike sees the Bebop in the distance. He uses his last ounces of energy to finally reach the side of the ship, and climb to the deck. "Thank God...." He passes out. Half an hour later he wakes up. He walks inside the ship, and sees Ed playing on the Net. He goes to the workshop, grabs one of his guns, and creeps behind Ed. He shoots the gun right above her head and through the hologram computer screen. Ed screams, grabs Ein and runs. She doesn't even know it's Spike that's after her. She hides in the lavatory and trembles. Spike, who's voice is horse from screaming, speaks to Ed "Come out from hiding you little brat!"

"Who are you, you evil person!! Ed won't come out unless it's safe!!" Spike opens the lavatory door and spots Ed.

"Come here" He approaches Ed, ready to strangle her, and Ed gets up and bites Spike in the leg.

"AHH, SON OF A" Spike holds his leg as he limps after Ed.

"Spi-Spi is mean to ED! So Ed has to be mean to Spi-Spi!" Ed throws Ein's dog dish at Spike's head. It barely misses him. Spike fires many bullets, all missing completely. Ein jumps on Spike's head and places something in his hair.

"AHHH... EIN!!!" Spike tosses the dog off, not knowing what he was doing up there. Ed jumps to her computer and presses a button. Spike is zapped and fall to the ground, twitching. He gets back up, and lunges toward Ed. Ed presses the same button. Spike once again falls to the ground.Spike gets up and aims his gun at Ed's computer. She presses and holds the zap button. Spike goes into convulsions and foams at the mouth. He passes out on the floor.

Ed looks at Spike and says "Be careful Spi-Spi, electricity can be hazardous to one's heath, especially when applied to one's noggin!" She laughs a playful laugh and plays digital chess on her computer.