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Let The Truth Be Told
The Scene- The Bebop
The People- Ed, Ein, Faye, Jet, and (although unconscious) Spike.
Jet and Faye arrive on the Bebop. They, walk into the living area to find Spike nearly dead on the floor, still twitching. Faye noticed that oddly enough, Spike's head was connected to Ed's computer. ((A/N: This would be a good time for Faye to say something like, "You go Girl" and snap her fingers. But that would be way out of character for Faye.)) Faye stared at Ed, and asked a question I'm sure all of you would ask if you were her.
"What in the freaking Hell happened here!?" Ed looked up from her PC, still playing Chess, and smiled.
"Spike was mean to Ed, and Ed struck back!" She then proceeds to hum the Star Wars theme. Jet was staring at his partner, whom he'd never seen twitching and foaming at the mouth.
"Ed... Did you kill Spike?"
"Nope, Spi-Spi will be just fine. As long as he doesn't try to kill Ed that is. Ed doesn't like to be shot at," replied innocent Edward.
"Ah, Christ. How long until Spike wakes up?" asked Jet.
"About 10 minutes," answered Ed. Jet went to his Bonsai room to think for a minute. He wondered why Spike would been shot at Edward. Then, it came to him. Spike didn't know that there was a mis-understanding at the police station. He knew he had to get Spike and Ed to be friends again. Meanwhile, Faye had already departed for the puppies. She wanted to convert her many woolongs into many more woolongs. But, she ends up wasting it all when it could be useful toward something other than Instant Ramen. Spike awakens and peers around. Ed had left for her room, so she could spend some quality time with Ein, without being disturbed by Spike. Spike stood, rubbing his head, and approached Jet's bonsai room.
"Jet, you in there?" Spike shouted. He looked in, and sure enough Jet had fallen asleep at the trees. Spike was alone, now. He needed someone to talk to, but didn't want to ruin Jet's peaceful nap. Screw it... he thought. Spike shook Jet awake, and Jet blinked a few times. He looked into Spike's eyes and said the name of his lost love of Ganymede. Jet leaned in and came this *holds fingers up* THIS CLOSE to kissing Spike. Spike jumped back and punched the living crap out of Jet. This got Jet's attention, and he looked about.
"What.... huh... wh-... Spike? Oh, yeah, Spike. I had this horrible dream that you and I almost... Oh, never mind. Anyway, are you okay. Ed told us what had happened. Ed didn't really tell the cops that you... you know. Instead, they misinterpreted her. It's a shame really. We got lots of money now, though. We should do this more often. We could be rich!"
"Yeah, sure Jet. I'm not gonna fight my way out of jail for only so much money. It's simply not worth it."
"Spoil sport. Why don't we go talk to Ed? You need to apologize to her." Jet said, fatherly.
"And why the hell should I?! She's the one that put me in jail. She should apologize to me!" He points to himself, as though he were a sibling of Ed, avoiding humiliation. ((A/N: One big happy family, eh? Jet's the divorced dad, Spike's a big baby, Faye is the spoiled brat, and Ed is just... Ed still.))
Let The Truth Be Told
The Scene- The Bebop
The People- Ed, Ein, Faye, Jet, and (although unconscious) Spike.
Jet and Faye arrive on the Bebop. They, walk into the living area to find Spike nearly dead on the floor, still twitching. Faye noticed that oddly enough, Spike's head was connected to Ed's computer. ((A/N: This would be a good time for Faye to say something like, "You go Girl" and snap her fingers. But that would be way out of character for Faye.)) Faye stared at Ed, and asked a question I'm sure all of you would ask if you were her.
"What in the freaking Hell happened here!?" Ed looked up from her PC, still playing Chess, and smiled.
"Spike was mean to Ed, and Ed struck back!" She then proceeds to hum the Star Wars theme. Jet was staring at his partner, whom he'd never seen twitching and foaming at the mouth.
"Ed... Did you kill Spike?"
"Nope, Spi-Spi will be just fine. As long as he doesn't try to kill Ed that is. Ed doesn't like to be shot at," replied innocent Edward.
"Ah, Christ. How long until Spike wakes up?" asked Jet.
"About 10 minutes," answered Ed. Jet went to his Bonsai room to think for a minute. He wondered why Spike would been shot at Edward. Then, it came to him. Spike didn't know that there was a mis-understanding at the police station. He knew he had to get Spike and Ed to be friends again. Meanwhile, Faye had already departed for the puppies. She wanted to convert her many woolongs into many more woolongs. But, she ends up wasting it all when it could be useful toward something other than Instant Ramen. Spike awakens and peers around. Ed had left for her room, so she could spend some quality time with Ein, without being disturbed by Spike. Spike stood, rubbing his head, and approached Jet's bonsai room.
"Jet, you in there?" Spike shouted. He looked in, and sure enough Jet had fallen asleep at the trees. Spike was alone, now. He needed someone to talk to, but didn't want to ruin Jet's peaceful nap. Screw it... he thought. Spike shook Jet awake, and Jet blinked a few times. He looked into Spike's eyes and said the name of his lost love of Ganymede. Jet leaned in and came this *holds fingers up* THIS CLOSE to kissing Spike. Spike jumped back and punched the living crap out of Jet. This got Jet's attention, and he looked about.
"What.... huh... wh-... Spike? Oh, yeah, Spike. I had this horrible dream that you and I almost... Oh, never mind. Anyway, are you okay. Ed told us what had happened. Ed didn't really tell the cops that you... you know. Instead, they misinterpreted her. It's a shame really. We got lots of money now, though. We should do this more often. We could be rich!"
"Yeah, sure Jet. I'm not gonna fight my way out of jail for only so much money. It's simply not worth it."
"Spoil sport. Why don't we go talk to Ed? You need to apologize to her." Jet said, fatherly.
"And why the hell should I?! She's the one that put me in jail. She should apologize to me!" He points to himself, as though he were a sibling of Ed, avoiding humiliation. ((A/N: One big happy family, eh? Jet's the divorced dad, Spike's a big baby, Faye is the spoiled brat, and Ed is just... Ed still.))