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The Scene- The Bebop

The People- Ed, Ein, Jet, and Spike.

Spike hates it that Jet is actually right, and he should apologize to Ed. That's why his conscious forced him to go visit Ed. He was walking down the hall, toward Ed's room. He opened the door without knocking, and Ed screamed with surprise.

"Ahhh! What do you want, Spi-Spi?" Ed asked, slightly annoyed. This was a first for Edward.

"I came to talk to you. Is that okay?" Spike said, as calmly as possible.

"Sure."

"Ed, I'm sorry for what I did. I know now that you didn't tell the cops you did that. I shouldn't of tried to kill you." Spike said sincerely.

"Ed forgives Spi-Spi. But on one condition..."

"What's that, Edward?"

"That you..." Ed then proceeded to grow. Not just a little bit, but a lot! She grew an entire foot taller than Spike, and she sprouted claws and fangs. Her eyes glowed red. "DIE!!!!" She screamed the final word of her sentence at him.

"HOLY CRAP!" screamed the startled Spike. He took off like the wind, and jumped into the bonsai room. "Jet! Ed is trying to kill me!!" Jet looked up from his bonsai trees, his eyes also glowing red.

"Sorry, partner. I'm afraid I can't help you. I can help you do one thing though... and that's DIE!" Jet began to chase Spike, along with Edward! Ein's eyes glowed red as well, and when the dog barked, it sounded strangely like the word "die". Spike ran into the hangar, and found Faye getting out of her Redtail.

"Faye! You have to save me!" Faye looked at him.

"No, Spike, You gonna have to...

"Let me guess, Die?"
"How did you know?" Faye asked as her eyes began to glow red.

"Because, this is a really repetitive dream. It's hard not to guess that." Spike said conclusively.

"Dammit! That's not fair! Now it's no fun to try and kill you!" Jet said, depressed. Ed, obviously didn't care as she proceeded to chomp Spike's head off. Spike immediately woke up, in a cold sweat.

"What the hell was that?!" Spike looked around from his spot on the yellow couch. He saw Ed at her computer. He went to feel his forehead, and an electrode in his hair. Ed saw Spike wake up.

"Was that scary, Spi-Spi?"

"Hell Yes!!" Spike shouted.

"Good. Did you learn your lesson?" Ed asked.

"Lesson? You made the dream?" Faye walked in, to see Spike had finally awoken. She wished she hadn't spent all her money.

"So you're finally awake?" Faye inquired.

"Yeah... I'm sorry, Ed. For what I did."

"It's okay Spi-Spi," Ed said forgivingly. It was then that Spike had a new found respect for Ed. He felt bad. He sort of felt as if Ed was his own daughter. But then Ed left to live with her real father. Spike was heartbroken, but he knows it was for the best, and he eventually got over it.

END