THE NEXT MORNING!!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWN!!" yawned Professor Xavier as he sat up in bed and started swinging his arms around crazily. "What a beautiful day!"
"Hello?" said Mystique as she sat up in the bed next to him.
"I HATE BALOGNA!!!" yelled Magneto as he threw his covers off of him from the bed next to Mystique.
"Today, I think we should spend more time with the tykes." Said Professor Xavier.
"That's a good idea Charles!" said Magneto. "We probably don't have much longer until they all grow up like Pietro did and I certainly don't want to miss out on Wanda like I missed out on Pietro."
"Or like you missed them both the first time around." Professor Xavier reminded him.
"And I want to do all the things with Kurt that I missed because I accidentally dropped him in a river and didn't feel like getting my clothes wet at the time!" Mystique declared.
"Three cheers!!" said Professor Xavier. "Hip hip!"
"HURRAY!!!" cheered Magneto and Mystique.
"Hip hip!" said Professor Xavier.
"HURRAY!!!" cheered Magneto and Mystique.
"Hip hip!" said Professor Xavier.
"HURRAY!!!" cheered Magneto and Mystique.
The three stared awkwardly at each other. "Okay…so why did we do that?" asked Mystique finally.
"Because I wanted to see if you would do it." Professor Xavier admitted.
"Well, you two are my best friends so why wouldn't I?" chuckled Magneto.
Then they all chuckled together.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Okay everyone!" said Jean as she ran into Scott's room and turned on the lights as fast as she could. "Time to wake up! GASP!!!"
You may or may not be curious as to why Jean gasped so dramatically. Well, I shall tell you whether you are or not.
Everyone had grown to their regular sizes!!! ARGH!! This meant, of course, that absolutely no one was left in the bed considering it's only a twin Scott-sized bed and there was about fifteen people sleeping in it.
Then, Professor Xavier, Mystique and Magneto ran in. (With the exception of Professor Xavier who WHEELED in at warp speed.)
"OH NO!!" gasped Magneto has he put the back of his hand on his forehead and then fainted.
At the sound of commotion, Pietro zoomed in faster than the speed of light. (You know, everyone is really fast this morning.) When he saw everyone in their state of waking up, he laughed at their expense. "Ha-ha!" he laughed…at their expense. "They still have to go through being large with a small mind like I did."
He looked strangely satisfied that he had already gone through all that and not the least bit embarrassed that he had already gone through that.
"What's the sense in that?" said Jean.
"You're right." Said Professor Xavier as he clapped his hands twice. Forge came running over in a matter of seconds. (Yes, Forge is a fast one too.) "Forge, are you sure there is absolutely no way to turn them back?"
"I already told you." Said Forge. "I could have reversed it a long time ago."
"Oh." Said Professor Xavier, scratching his chin. "I must have been ignoring you."
"You must have been." Said Forge with a nod.
"Well?" said Professor Xavier. "What are you waiting for?!"
"Turn them back!!" bellowed Mystique.
"FINE!" said Forge as he pulled his machine out from behind his back and zapped everyone in one swift motion.
"YAY!!" cheered everyone as they threw a party.
Scott was thinking: Even though I was small and stupid, I got to spend a lot of quality time with Jean. YAY!!
Remy was thinking: Remy can't believe dat he even t'inks in t'ird person and with an accent.
Kurt was thinking: Was? Erwarten Sie mich, auf englisch auch zu denken?
St. John was thinking: I really want to burn something. Wait a second…is that a lighter? No…it's just a chair…
Wanda was thinking: This is all Pietro's fault! This is all Magneto's fault!! I hate them BOTH!! DEATH on them both!!!
Kitty was thinking: Well…I got to know Wanda a bit…I guess that's cool…
Lance was thinking: Kitty rocks my socks!! And I rock the world! And I SHAKE the world too! YEAH!!! (Lance shakes the world)
Pietro was thinking: I'm so fast. That makes me better than the rest of the world.
Rogue was thinking: I wish I could touch people.
Jean was thinking: Even though Scott was small and stupid, I got to spend a lot of quality time with him. YAY!!
Evan was thinking: I do not smell!! Kurt and St. John are gonna pay!! GRR!
Professor Xavier was thinking: Hm…the right turn for the joystick on my wheelchair seems to be acting up…
Magneto was thinking: I really wish Wanda and Pietro were still small. Oh well. It's not like I played with them or anything.
Mystique was thinking: Wow. I was only there to say all those extra things that the Extremely Out of Character Professor Xavier and the Extremely Out of Character Magneto would not have said. But it's not like I'm IN character though.
Forge was thinking: Where IS Forge Two? I hate it when he leaves! No note! No phone call! What am I going to do with him?!
Waldo was thinking: Hey, I'm sure glad you found me! Now we go and eat my specially advertised pasta!!
THE END!!!
YAY!!
