July 30th, 1998: I have started sending Harry's letters, but those muggles are deplorable ! I can't get a single one through. I have been sending them since July 24nd! Tuesday, I sent one using muggle mail. Wednesday I sent another, Thursday, I sent three. Friday that great git Vernon had nailed the mail slot, so I had Owls shove them in the cracks of doors and windows. All of this was getting tiering. By Saturday, all the doors were sealed, so I placed a letter in each of their eggs! That one was kind of fun, remarkably Harry didn't get a single one. Sunday I sent them down the chimney by the hundreds, you'd have thought it would work. Today was my last try. I sent a hundred letters to Harry at the hotel. I give up, I'll send Hagrid first thing in the morning!