Chapter Nine: The Final Battle
Merwidow didn't even notice Link had stolen the final key. He awoke the rest of the gang, and they proceeded to fly to Dr. Sloth's space shuttle. The only problem was, only Caiphox and Link could fly. "How do we get to Dr. Sloth!?" Renee asked. They stared at vvw. "No! You all weight too much!"
"FASTER VVW! FASTER!" Link kicked vvw in the kidneys. "Stop it Link, I have a head ache, link, STOP IT!" Link stopped and began to sing. "I need a hundred bucks, for my release, because I had a shoot out, with the police, Tell my- 'Censored, Censored,' I'll be back when I can but- 'Censored, censored, censored, censored.'" "LINK! ENOUGH!" "I need a hundred bucks, for my release, because I had a shoot out, with the police," Caiphox punched Link in the arm. "Enough Link!" The Poogle-bird, vvw continued to fly onward. They got to the ship but no one but vvw could breathe. "VVW! HOW CAN YOU BREATH!?" Renee managed to scream. "Huh? Oh, I morphed into a space pod" Everyone crawled into the open door and closed the hatch. "Hey, you guys, that was my mouth. guys." The hatch opened a little bit.
"Hey vvw, you have liver cancer." "I WHAT!?" "Link, It's a space ship. That's a window." "Is it?" "Yes." Master informed him. "What type of ship does Sloth have?" vvw asked. Master examined it threw the window. "I don't know from space ships." Renee sighed. "It's a PGH Cruiser! An advanced ship complete with missiles, Thirty-one rooms and a super computer capable of watching even the slightest movement anywhere in Neopia! Plush couches and full kitchen and dining area. Beautiful ship." "Wow, how did you know Renee?" Cat asked. "Simple." She said. "I BUILT IT!"
"What's that ship?" Sloth asked, gazing at it out the window. "I don't know master." Said the kacheek. "It could be mistress Merwidow!" he said. The tiny kacheek held a bazooka that he could barely lift. He dragged it on the ground as a baby pet would drag a blanket or stuffed animal. He held it across his chest, struggling to hold it in place. "Open the gates and arm the ship. Bring them to me!" Dr. Sloth turned and walked from the room. The kacheek and to the computer and typed on the keyboard.
"Hey look, the gate is opening!" vvw said. Everyone ran to the window. "What's that red light?" vvw asked. "It's a tracker beam, we're being pulled in!" Renee said. She tried to remain calm, so no one would understand what was going on. "What's a tracker beam?" "Nothing, it just pulls us into the ship." "Oh. Then why are you freaking out like that?" "Nothing. Its just time to fight." "Hey, once inside, you all have to get out. You taste terrible!"
They landed inside and everyone climbed out. Vvw morphed back into a Poogle. "Hey, where's Link?" Master asked. Vvw spit the Shoyru out of her mouth. Link laughed. "That was awesome!"
"Hewo!" They turned around. The tiny kacheek sat there. The bazooka lay at his side. Vvw smiled and walked up to the kacheek. "Hello there, I'm vvw. We're the Tri-Shoy Gang!" The kacheek smiled. "I know! You made my mastew angwy. He say you bad." Vvw laughed and picked up the kacheek. "Vvw, are you insane?" Rene asked. Vvw hugged the kacheek. "I LOVE Kacheeks! They're so cute!" Renee sighed. "Can we keep him?" "No!" Caiphox said. Vvw sighed and put the kacheek down. He waddled up to Renee. "Awe you Wenee? Mastew is vewy angwy at you." Renee couldn't help smile. "Why?" "You good." Vvw picked up the kacheek. "Your just a baby!" "Yup. But I'm the only one of mastew's pets that's not a mutants or a Gwundos. " "Could you tell us where your master is?" He shook his head. "I'm supposed to kill you."
He jumped out of vvw's arms and tried to pick up the bazooka. Caiphox took the bazooka from his hands. "Stupid mutant." "CAIPHOX! GIVE THE KACHEEK BACK IF BAZOOKA!" vvw yelled. Master, Link and Cat walked past the kacheek to the stairs. "Come on. The kacheek can't even pick it up." Caiphox and Renee followed. Vvw picked up the Kacheek and ran after them.
"Which way?" "Take a wight." They followed the small kacheeks directions. After a while, they came to a large metal door. "Mastew is inside." vvw put the kacheek down and gave him a cookie. He smiled and waddled away. Link had to be sustained.
Renee picked up her light key. "Well, here it goes." The others all raised theirs. Renee placed her hand on a small green rectangle and the door opened. They stepped inside.
Renee gulped. The room had a bed, a couch and entertainment system along with a GAINT computer and window. "Renee, what's with all the junk?" "Well, sometimes you get tired when you fly a space ship!" "I guess." A tall black chair in the center of the room began to move. The Tri-Shoy prepared themselves.
Dr. Sloth. He laughed and stood up. "Hello Shoyrus, oh and you to, whence-humans." Renee stepped forward. "You! Surrender now!" Sloth laughed again. "SNOWAGER! GO NOW!" The Snowager slithered in from behind Sloth. He hissed. "Ready, FIGHT!"
The pets charged at the snowager. They kicked and punched the great ice snake. He shot a blast of ice at them. They dodged, not bothering to use their powers. They continued to beat the Snowager. Finally he slithered from the room, half crying, and half still attacking with giant ice tears. Sloth stared in amazement. "Give up yet?" Caiphox asked. He laughed.
They charged at Sloth. He held the six of them off with one hand behind his back. For a while he just blocked their hits, but soon began to fight back.
"OKAY!" Renee yelled. "SUPER POWERS NOW!"
Link froze time Sloth was also immune. Renee tried to hold him in place with her telekinesis, but he was immune to that as well. Master stretched his arm out to Sloth but he pulled back on it very hard and tied it to a knot. Vvw morphed into a Kougra and pounced on sloth but he batted her into a wall. Cat pounced and slashed at him, but he grabbed her by her claws and threw her into the wall as well. Caiphox smirked and rushed towards him. She tried to punch him but a moved and she flew into the wall. Renee jumped up. "ENOUGH!"
Renee's eyes became golden, like they had down when she fought Fyora. She flew to Sloth but he batted her away. "He's too strong. We can't land a punch." "Punch? STINKING HUNK OF GRAPE APE!" Link filled with Grape juice and let loose a title wave. Everything was soaked.
"Ewe, I'm all sticky." vvw complained. Dr. Sloth stood up and everyone began to laugh. He was bright purple. "AH! WHAT DID YOU DO YOUR STUPID SHOYRU!?" Renee smirked and stood up. "Come on everyone! GO!" Everyone charged at Sloth, He swung his arm to bat them away, but Master stuck to the grape juice. Sloth flailed his arms, trying to get the small yellow Chia off of himself but alas, he couldn't. Vvw grabbed her brother and yanked him off as hard as she could. Both Master and Sloth screamed in pain. Renee scratched her head. "What are we doing wrong?" vvw, who was now upside down and stuck against the wall, as well as to her brother, raised her hand. "Super Powers Renee." She nodded. "But all of us just charging at once is no solution." The Shoyru smiled and pulled her once human owner from the wall. "Huddle!" The six of them stood in a circle, whispering as Renee confronted her plan.
Merwidow didn't even notice Link had stolen the final key. He awoke the rest of the gang, and they proceeded to fly to Dr. Sloth's space shuttle. The only problem was, only Caiphox and Link could fly. "How do we get to Dr. Sloth!?" Renee asked. They stared at vvw. "No! You all weight too much!"
"FASTER VVW! FASTER!" Link kicked vvw in the kidneys. "Stop it Link, I have a head ache, link, STOP IT!" Link stopped and began to sing. "I need a hundred bucks, for my release, because I had a shoot out, with the police, Tell my- 'Censored, Censored,' I'll be back when I can but- 'Censored, censored, censored, censored.'" "LINK! ENOUGH!" "I need a hundred bucks, for my release, because I had a shoot out, with the police," Caiphox punched Link in the arm. "Enough Link!" The Poogle-bird, vvw continued to fly onward. They got to the ship but no one but vvw could breathe. "VVW! HOW CAN YOU BREATH!?" Renee managed to scream. "Huh? Oh, I morphed into a space pod" Everyone crawled into the open door and closed the hatch. "Hey, you guys, that was my mouth. guys." The hatch opened a little bit.
"Hey vvw, you have liver cancer." "I WHAT!?" "Link, It's a space ship. That's a window." "Is it?" "Yes." Master informed him. "What type of ship does Sloth have?" vvw asked. Master examined it threw the window. "I don't know from space ships." Renee sighed. "It's a PGH Cruiser! An advanced ship complete with missiles, Thirty-one rooms and a super computer capable of watching even the slightest movement anywhere in Neopia! Plush couches and full kitchen and dining area. Beautiful ship." "Wow, how did you know Renee?" Cat asked. "Simple." She said. "I BUILT IT!"
"What's that ship?" Sloth asked, gazing at it out the window. "I don't know master." Said the kacheek. "It could be mistress Merwidow!" he said. The tiny kacheek held a bazooka that he could barely lift. He dragged it on the ground as a baby pet would drag a blanket or stuffed animal. He held it across his chest, struggling to hold it in place. "Open the gates and arm the ship. Bring them to me!" Dr. Sloth turned and walked from the room. The kacheek and to the computer and typed on the keyboard.
"Hey look, the gate is opening!" vvw said. Everyone ran to the window. "What's that red light?" vvw asked. "It's a tracker beam, we're being pulled in!" Renee said. She tried to remain calm, so no one would understand what was going on. "What's a tracker beam?" "Nothing, it just pulls us into the ship." "Oh. Then why are you freaking out like that?" "Nothing. Its just time to fight." "Hey, once inside, you all have to get out. You taste terrible!"
They landed inside and everyone climbed out. Vvw morphed back into a Poogle. "Hey, where's Link?" Master asked. Vvw spit the Shoyru out of her mouth. Link laughed. "That was awesome!"
"Hewo!" They turned around. The tiny kacheek sat there. The bazooka lay at his side. Vvw smiled and walked up to the kacheek. "Hello there, I'm vvw. We're the Tri-Shoy Gang!" The kacheek smiled. "I know! You made my mastew angwy. He say you bad." Vvw laughed and picked up the kacheek. "Vvw, are you insane?" Rene asked. Vvw hugged the kacheek. "I LOVE Kacheeks! They're so cute!" Renee sighed. "Can we keep him?" "No!" Caiphox said. Vvw sighed and put the kacheek down. He waddled up to Renee. "Awe you Wenee? Mastew is vewy angwy at you." Renee couldn't help smile. "Why?" "You good." Vvw picked up the kacheek. "Your just a baby!" "Yup. But I'm the only one of mastew's pets that's not a mutants or a Gwundos. " "Could you tell us where your master is?" He shook his head. "I'm supposed to kill you."
He jumped out of vvw's arms and tried to pick up the bazooka. Caiphox took the bazooka from his hands. "Stupid mutant." "CAIPHOX! GIVE THE KACHEEK BACK IF BAZOOKA!" vvw yelled. Master, Link and Cat walked past the kacheek to the stairs. "Come on. The kacheek can't even pick it up." Caiphox and Renee followed. Vvw picked up the Kacheek and ran after them.
"Which way?" "Take a wight." They followed the small kacheeks directions. After a while, they came to a large metal door. "Mastew is inside." vvw put the kacheek down and gave him a cookie. He smiled and waddled away. Link had to be sustained.
Renee picked up her light key. "Well, here it goes." The others all raised theirs. Renee placed her hand on a small green rectangle and the door opened. They stepped inside.
Renee gulped. The room had a bed, a couch and entertainment system along with a GAINT computer and window. "Renee, what's with all the junk?" "Well, sometimes you get tired when you fly a space ship!" "I guess." A tall black chair in the center of the room began to move. The Tri-Shoy prepared themselves.
Dr. Sloth. He laughed and stood up. "Hello Shoyrus, oh and you to, whence-humans." Renee stepped forward. "You! Surrender now!" Sloth laughed again. "SNOWAGER! GO NOW!" The Snowager slithered in from behind Sloth. He hissed. "Ready, FIGHT!"
The pets charged at the snowager. They kicked and punched the great ice snake. He shot a blast of ice at them. They dodged, not bothering to use their powers. They continued to beat the Snowager. Finally he slithered from the room, half crying, and half still attacking with giant ice tears. Sloth stared in amazement. "Give up yet?" Caiphox asked. He laughed.
They charged at Sloth. He held the six of them off with one hand behind his back. For a while he just blocked their hits, but soon began to fight back.
"OKAY!" Renee yelled. "SUPER POWERS NOW!"
Link froze time Sloth was also immune. Renee tried to hold him in place with her telekinesis, but he was immune to that as well. Master stretched his arm out to Sloth but he pulled back on it very hard and tied it to a knot. Vvw morphed into a Kougra and pounced on sloth but he batted her into a wall. Cat pounced and slashed at him, but he grabbed her by her claws and threw her into the wall as well. Caiphox smirked and rushed towards him. She tried to punch him but a moved and she flew into the wall. Renee jumped up. "ENOUGH!"
Renee's eyes became golden, like they had down when she fought Fyora. She flew to Sloth but he batted her away. "He's too strong. We can't land a punch." "Punch? STINKING HUNK OF GRAPE APE!" Link filled with Grape juice and let loose a title wave. Everything was soaked.
"Ewe, I'm all sticky." vvw complained. Dr. Sloth stood up and everyone began to laugh. He was bright purple. "AH! WHAT DID YOU DO YOUR STUPID SHOYRU!?" Renee smirked and stood up. "Come on everyone! GO!" Everyone charged at Sloth, He swung his arm to bat them away, but Master stuck to the grape juice. Sloth flailed his arms, trying to get the small yellow Chia off of himself but alas, he couldn't. Vvw grabbed her brother and yanked him off as hard as she could. Both Master and Sloth screamed in pain. Renee scratched her head. "What are we doing wrong?" vvw, who was now upside down and stuck against the wall, as well as to her brother, raised her hand. "Super Powers Renee." She nodded. "But all of us just charging at once is no solution." The Shoyru smiled and pulled her once human owner from the wall. "Huddle!" The six of them stood in a circle, whispering as Renee confronted her plan.