Kitsune: Hey! These "stories" are just little random bits of stuff that I made up.
Tempest: Well, that happens a lot…
Kitsune: If you've read any of Tori Yuki Ichimura's so titled "random" fics, this is pretty much the same thing.
Tempest: So, pointless, plot less, shallow humor.
Kitsune: Duh. Well enjoy the fic, I guess!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Sunrise, Bandai, and some other company do! You won't get any money because I don't have any!
Warnings: I shouldn't have to put a warning, but I don't want people getting all pissy, so here ya go: This fic rated for language (swearing), yaoi (boy + boy relationship) references and sexual references. ENJOY!
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Duo: *walks back from getting a soda from the machine* That stupid thing ripped me off!
Heero: What do you mean?
Duo: It gave me root beer!
Heero: What button did you press?
Duo: The one for root beer…
Heero: *sigh* Okaaaayyyyy…
Duo: *almost in tears* But I wanted Cherry Coke!
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*the guys are having a sleepover in Duo's apartment. They are all on the floor in sleeping bags*
Trowa: I'm bored. *climbs into his sleeping bag headfirst*
Quatre: Wha..? *Trowa starts to move around like a slug on the floor*
Trowa: *muffled* C'mon guys! This is fun!
Duo: *to Quatre, Heero, and Wufei* I have an idea! *They tie the end of Trowa's bag shut and unzip it a little at the other end so he can breathe, but not see*
Trowa: What the fuck? *they drag him to another part of the apartment* Help! Quatre!
*they all start walking back to the other room*
Wufei: Come on Trowa; let's see if you can make it back!
Trowa: *Makes it partway and then runs headfirst into the couch* Shit! Ow, that hurt! *Then he falls down the two steps to the living room*
Quatre: Guys, we should stop… We really should…But this is so FUNNY!
Duo: Hehehe ^___^
Trowa: *groan* Once I get out of here, I'm going to kill you all with my bare hands!
Heero: Let's see you get out of there first. *they walk to the kitchen to get food*
Trowa: *gets stuck under the coffee table* Guys! HELP! *silence* Guys…?! Anyone…?!
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Duo: *looks up from reading a book* How do anteaters eat nachos if they don't have any teeth?
Heero: O____o
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Trowa: *asleep* Zzzzzzzzzzz … ghhhhhh…zzzzzzz
Wufei: *pokes him with a yardstick*
Trowa: Mmmhhmmmm… right there… more…
Wufei: *intrigued, pokes more*
Trowa: Ohhh…uhhh…faster…faster, Quatre!
Wufei: *nose is now a fountain of blood*
Trowa: *rolling around in his sleep* No, Quatre, why…? Keep going…
Wufei: X____x *passed out on the floor from loss of blood*
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Heero: *eating peanut butter with a spoon* Mmmm… this stuff is good.
Duo: *walks in* What ARE you doing?
Heero: *has peanut butter all over his face and in his hair* Eating peanut butter, why?
Duo: Umm… Never mind.
Heero: *finishes of the last of the peanut butter* YES! I AM IMMORTAL!!! *dashes off and jumps in the fish pond *
Duo: And people say I'm weird…
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Everyone's eating baked potatoes for dinner…
Trowa: I think we're missing something. They don't taste quite right.
Heero: I agree. But what do we need?
Wufei: Chives.
Duo: What are chives?
Wufei: You know, those little green onion things.
Duo: Oh.
Quatre: I'll go get some for you guys.
All: Okay.
Quatre: *going through the fridge and cupboards, making a huge mess* They've got to be here somewhere!
Duo: Quatre, it's okay, we don't need chives; they're fine.
Quatre: *still looking* No, I'll find them.
Trowa: Really, we don't need them.
Quatre: LET ME GET THE FUCKING CHIVES, OKAY?!
All: O_____o
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Trowa: *has been sitting cross legged* Ow… my legs are asleep…
He stretches out his legs and then his arms.
Trowa: I can feel my arms… but…*eyes widen* I CAN'T FEEL MY HAIR!!! AHHHHH!!!
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Kitsune: So what do you think?
Tempest: That was funny, in a wrong way…
Kitsune: hehehe
Tempest: …well that was…interesting, to say the least
Kitsune: Did you guys like it or was that a complete waste of time? Tell me! REVIEW!!!