Kitsune: My random "stories" are back by popular demand!
Tempest: "Popular demand"? *snickers* uh… Suuuuurrre.
Kitsune: Can't you let me enjoy my happiness? __
Tempest: No.
Kitsune: Fine, then. *shuts him in a drawer in her desk*
Tempest: Hey, let me out!
Kitsune: No, not until you apologize.
Tempest: Grrrrr…
Kitsune: ^____^
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Sunrise, Bandai, and some other company do! You won't get any money because I don't have any!
Warnings: I shouldn't have to put a warning, but I don't want people getting all pissy, so here you go: This fic rated for language (swearing), yaoi (boy + boy relationship) references and sexual references. ENJOY!
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Duo: Look at all the stuff I got! (He just got back from shopping)
Heero: *not really interested* Mmmhmm…
Duo: Here, I'll show you! *digs around in his bag and puts a hat on*
Heero: Duo. Take it off. Now.
Duo: But why? I just bought it!
Heero: It's a goddamn BUCKET hat, Duo.
Duo: So?
Heero: You look like you got voted off Gilligan's Island.
Duo: *big puppy eyes* You don't like it?
Heero: Besides, it'll give you hat hair.
Duo: Eeeep! *snatches hat off and strokes his braid* My poor hair…
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All the boys are out for dinner with one of Quatre's many sisters and her date.
Quatre: Wow, Diana, I'm so glad we got together! I haven't seen you in ages!
Diana: I know, it's been nice catching up on everything.
Trowa: *out of nowhere* I have three testicles.
*All chatting stops and all eyes turn to Trowa. Silence… a cricket chirps*
Duo: That was a great conversation stopper, Trowa! I'll have to remember that one! *Heero smacks the back of his head* Owww…
Quatre: *finally able to speak after much sputtering* No you don't! I would have noticed! *realizes what he said* Wait, no! I meant to say…! You see…! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
*the other four pilots are facedown on the table, laughing*
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Quatre: Guys, my car just died.
Duo: So what's the problem?
Quatre: I have to buy a new one…
Trowa: And what's wrong with that?
Quatre: They cost so much!
Duo: *stating the obvious* Quatre, you're a multi-billionaire.
Quatre: Oh yeah! ^____^
All: *sweat drop*
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Duo: Dude, where are all my boxers? *looks around his room*
Duo: Guys, have any of you seen my boxers?
Trowa: No.
Heero: No.
Quatre: No.
Duo: Where's Wufei? Maybe he knows…*peeks into Wufei's room*
Wufei: *chasing a cat around, trying to put Duo's teddy bear boxers on it* Come back here!
Duo: o____O Okaaaayyy…*leaves silently* I really, really, REALLY don't want to know…
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Quatre: *reading a book* Hmmm…It says here that if you could choose to be any animal, whichever one you choose expresses a lot about your personality.
Duo: I'd be a…monkey!
Wufei: I'd be a dragon or a tiger.
Trowa: I think I'd be a horse.
Heero: I would be a wolf.
Quatre: Well, I would be a…a…SEAHORSE!
Duo: *pats him on the back* Quatre, you're one of a kind, man. One of a kind.
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Trowa: *singing into a hairbrush in a horribly high, off-key voice* Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da! Gitchi gitchi ya ya he! Mocca chocolata ya ya! Creole Lady Marmalade~!
Heero: *standing in the doorway* Singing along to the Moulin Rouge soundtrack again, eh Trowa?
Trowa: Why you..! *takes off his shoe and throws it at Heero*
Heero: *runs away laughing*
Trowa: *chases after him* I'll get you for that!!!
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Duo: Quatre can I cut your hair?
Quatre: No, Duo.
Duo: Awww, why not?
Quatre: I saw what you did to Wufei. I have no wish to become one of your "haircut victims".
Duo: I'm not THAT bad at it, am I?
Quatre: Yes you are,
Duo: But nothing BAD would happen.
Quatre: Duo, let me put it this way: I don't want to go to the ER anytime soon.
Duo: *not really taking the hint* So does that mean no?
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Wufei: What was all that noise?
Trowa: Heero stuck a pen in the electric pencil sharpener. And when it started to smoke and make weird noises, he yelled "omae o koruso" ((AN: did I spell that right? I forgot…)) and then pulled out his gun and shot it about ten times.
Wufei: Ah. He needs help with his anger management.
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Kitsune: Hehe, so what did you guys think of the second installment of "Random Fun"? REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!
Tempest: It was okay…
Kitsune: Oh hush.
Tempest: Fine.
Kitsune: Guys, send me some ideas for these if you have any! ^__^ Any help is appreciated!! I am running low on ideas. I base most of these on silly stuff my friends do, but they haven't done anything funny lately.
Tempest: That's sad.
Kitsune: What? My friends?
Tempest: No, that you need help to write your stories.
Kitsune: Well thanks for crapping on my happy day!