Kitsune: I don't really know why I'm continuing these stories…

Tempest: Yeah, not many people reviewed.

Kitstune: But THANKS to everyone that did review!!! *glomps reviewers*

Tempest: *sigh*

Kitsune: Even if no one reads them, I guess I just write them for my own amusement. Hehe ^___^

Tempest: Sad…

Kitsune: Anyway, here's the third installment of random…uh…junk!

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Sunrise, Bandai, and some other company do! You won't get any money because I don't have any!

Warnings: I shouldn't have to put a warning, but I don't want people getting all pissy, so here ya go: This fic rated for language (swearing), yaoi (boy + boy relationship) references and sexual references. ENJOY!

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Quatre is shopping for one of his sisters (because it's her birthday) so he dragged all of the guys along to help. They went to a local boutique.

Duo: Hey Quat, what about this? *holds up a pale blue…thing*

Quatre: What is it?

Duo: I think it's a shirt.

Quatre: It can't be. It's too small.

Duo: A bra then?

Quatre: *blushing* I am NOT buying my sister a bra for her birthday!

Trowa: *walks over* Maybe it's a skirt…

Duo: *holds it up to his waist* It's wayyyy too small for a skirt…

Wufei: I guess it's a belt then.

Heero: *walks over* It'd better be a belt if you're going to wear it Duo. You don't look good in skirts.

*everyone gets a mental image of Duo in that little…thing*

All of the color drains from Wufei's face and he faints. Trowa and Quatre just look grossed out.

Duo: Heero! You killed Wufei!

Heero: *shrugs* Let's buy this *grabs…thing* and get out of here.

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Duo and Heero get in Duo's car to go to the grocery store.

Heero: Ugh, what's that smell?

Duo: It's my new PINE TREE AIR FRESHENER! *he holds it up to his face and inhales* Ahhhhh. *starts the car and backs out*

Heero: Duo, you know, you're not supposed to open it all at once.

Duo: Why not?

Heero: Because of the fumes.

Duo: *his eyes are all out of focus now* What fyyuuumes?

Heero: Great, now you're high from it.

Duo: High? *contemplates, and then bursts into song* HIGH APPLE PIE IN THE SKY!!!! *promptly crashes into a telephone pole at 5 mph* WHEEEE!!!

Heero: *holding his head in his hands* Oh God…

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Quatre: *dancing around* I'VE GOT BLEU CHEESE IN MY PANTIES!!

Wufei: *disturbed by that thought, but curious, walks in to the kitchen* Quatre?

Quatre: *very drunk* I've got a big hunk of bleu cheese in my panties, see Wu?

He is wearing pink, lacey panties on his head and for some reason stuffed a block of bleu cheese in them.

Wufei: O____o *about to be sick* Now I know why Heero always eats out.

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Duo: Have you ever heard about people spontaneously combusting?

Trowa: No.

Duo: Well, it's really cool! All of a sudden, they just start on fire and burn up!

Trowa: *not listening* That's nice.

Duo: But the scary thing is that it could happen to anyone at any time!

Trowa: ………

Duo: Like….NOW! TROWA! YOU'RE ON FIRE! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!

Trowa: *not on fire* Duo, go away.

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Quatre: Not another migraine…*goes and gets a bottle of aspirin* Now how do you get these open? *tries to get the childproof cap off*

Quatre: Dammit! Stupid safety cap! *starts banging the bottle on the counter*

Heero: *walks in* What are you doing?

Quatre: *frustrated, and starts crying* I can't get it open, it's too hard, and my head really hurts…I need my pills, and I hate the whole fucking world!!!

Heero: *effortlessly opens the bottle* You drug addict…

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Wufei: *watching TV with Duo* You know that it's all faked, right?

Duo: *watching wrestling* No it's not.

Wufei: Yes it is.

Duo: No it's not.

Wufei: Yes it is.

Duo: No.

Wufei: Yes

Duo: NO!

Wufei: YES!

Duo: NO!!!

Wufei: You wanna bet?

Duo: Shut up.

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Kitsune: So what do you think??? Send me more ideas please!! Oh, and review too! Reviews are ALWAYS appreciated *hint, hint*

Tempest: Some of these are actually kind of funny.

Kitsune: *big, teary eyes* Awww, Tempest, you really think so?

Tempest: Yes, if you have a twisted sense of humor.

Kitsune: __O *throws a pop can at him*

Tempest: Ow! That was uncalled for!

Kitsune: Shut up, you sound like my teachers…