Kitsune: Hey, more random stuff! Wheee!

Tempest: No one reads this stuff, you know…

Kitsune: Yeah, but I don't care…

Tempest: Why not?

Kitsune: Because they are a lot of fun to write, and because I don't feel like working on my other stories.

Tempest: They're going to get mad you know.

Kitsune: I know, but I have writers block! Bear with me everyone!

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Sunrise, Bandai, and some other company do! You won't get any money because I don't have any!

Warnings: I shouldn't have to put a warning, but I don't want people getting all pissy, so here ya go: This fic rated for language (swearing), yaoi (boy + boy relationship) references and sexual references. ENJOY!

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Trowa: The cat's stuck in the tree again.

Duo: Onetwothree NOT IT!

Heero: Not it!

Trowa: Not it!

Quatre: Not it!

Wufei: Not it! …Damn.

Duo: Heehee. Wu has to go rescue the cat.

Wufei: *muttering darkly about braided pilots* Here KITTY KITTY KITTY!! *yells up to the poor stranded cat*

Kitty: Meoowwww…

Wufei: Damn. I guess I'll have to climb up there myself *starts to climb the tree*

Kitty: *scared of Wufei from the boxer incident ((AN: see Ch. 2))* Mrrrrowwww.

Wufei: Shut up! Stupid cat…Why do I always have to save you?

Kitty: HISSSS!

Wufei: *finally gets on to an upper branch, in reach of the cat* Now, come here…-OW! GODDAMN CAT!!

Kitty: *after clawing Wu's arm, runs down the trunk and safely to the ground*

Wufei: Well at least that is taken care of… *looks down* Uh, it's kinda high up here…*suddenly very afraid of heights*

Heero: *in the house* What's that noise?
Trowa: *walks in* Good news: We have the cat out of the tree. Bad news: We now have a panicked, hysterical, screaming, Chinese man stuck in the tree.

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Outside having a picnic…

Quatre: Ah…This is nice.

Trowa: Yep.

Heero: There are slugs in the macaroni salad!

Duo: Ewww…

Heero: Hand me the salt.

Duo: Why? *gives it to him*

Heero: *sprinkles salt on the slugs* See?

Duo: Cool! They're all fizzy! ((AN: If you've never done this, it's really gross))

Wufei:*muttering to himself* It's sad that you have nothing better to do than kill slugs.

Duo: Wufei? You want to try?

Wufei: I thought you'd never ask! *grabs salt* Die, slug! DIEEEEEEE!

Heero: Whoa, take it easy there 'Fei.

Wufei: *wielding salt shaker* Desist or you too shall feel my WRATH OF SALT!!!

All: O____o

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Trowa: *playing with an etch-a-sketch*

Heero: Trowa?

Trowa: ……

Heero: *waves hand in his face* Trowa?

Trowa: ……

Heero: *pokes him in the arm* Trowa?

Trowa: *looks up* YOU RUINED MY PICTURE!!!

Heero: *looks at the etch-a-sketch. Trowa had carefully "drawn" a beautiful unicorn, but now there is a big scribble all over it* Um…sorry…?

Trowa: SORRY THIS! *chucks etch-a-sketch at his head*

Heero: *on the floor with swirly eyes* @__@ 

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Quatre: *eating breakfast* I thought Froot Loops were supposed to be colorful

Duo:*looks at his cereal* They are; green, yellow, blue, purple, orange and red.

Quatre: *looks at his own cereal* But mine are all gray…

Duo: Quatre! I think you're colorblind!

Quatre: Really? That would explain a few things…

Duo: At last! The mystery of the pink shirt and purple vest is solved!

Quatre: *looks at his clothes* You mean to tell me I've been wearing PINK and PURPLE this whole time??

Duo: Uh, yeah.

Quatre: Why didn't you stop me?!

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Duo: *trying on Heero's spandex* Heh…

Heero: *walks in* What are you doing?

Duo: *admiring himself in the mirror* Just trying on your spandex

Heero: O___o

Duo: What?

Heero: They look better on you than they do on me…

Duo: ^___^ I know

Heero: *pouts*

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Kitsune: Hehe, so what do ya think??? If you don't know by now, I like to get REVIEWS! (Hint, hint) *turns to Tempest* Do you think they'll get it?

Tempest: *rolling his eyes* Oh no you were wayyyy too subtle.

Kitsune: Good.

Tempest: *sigh*

Kitsune: Umm yeah… Please, if you have ANY ideas, ANY at all, for these fics, please send them to me! Thanks!!!

Tempest: You are so lazy.

Kitsune: I tend to refer to it as efficiency. Then it makes me sound smart.

Tempest: Good luck at convincing people you're smart…

Kitsune: What does "convincing" mean?

Tempest: Exactly.

Kitsune: What?

Tempest: You just proved my point.

Kitsune: Huh?

Tempest: Never mind.