Wow. Popular. Bloodthirsty little lot, aren't you?
Well, no worries. I *like* bloodthirsty. I have a feeling I'm gonna run out of ideas real soon, though. Anyway, here's my review replies.
Tindomiel: Bah. Evil spawning 'Sues. That is a good idea. However, a little out-of-character for Galadriel, so I'll have to alter it a little. Muahaha.
Firestar: Yes. More.
Legolas-lover-baby: Almost as good as Pancakes? Thanks! Ooh, MSs' possessing people. Nice plan. You violent person . . . join the club!
Writer From Rivendell: Glad you like it! I'll use the Generator if I run out of name ideas. Considering some of the stuff in here . . .
Silver Flame of the Phoenix: Hey, nice new name. Well, does anyone like Mary-Sues?
Merrylyn: Well, thank you. Carnage . . . yummy. What are these orbs?
Tarock: My word. I think we've found another manic 'Sue hater. Good! The more the merrier!
Bulma Greenleaf: Glad you like it. No, Suzanne isn't based on you . . . well, sort of. I needed a name idea . . . but it's not *that* based.
Pointy Ears Are My Thing: I'm glad you like it. Yes, death to them all! And okay, I think you think I'm evil. Good.
Ah, well. Here it is: parts six through ten of my epic work of random violence.
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Number Six: Balin's Tomb
"They have a cave troll," said Boromir, his voice dripping with irony. Orlanda Bloominuisance felt her heart leap. At last, a chance to make her Lovely Legolas notice her!
Moving closer to the door, she waited for the moment when the beast would enter and she would prove herself. When it came, however the troll walked right over her. Its left foot smashed the girl into an unrecognisable pulp.
No one noticed; no one cared.
Number Seven: The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
Firena Alantiena ran with the rest of the Fellowship to the bridge. As she was about to run across it, however, she heard her darling Legolas cry, "Aiee! A balrog, a balrog is come!"
Turning, she beheld the firey beast. As her companions reached the other side of the bridge - all save Gandalf, who stopped in the middle to drive off the demon - she raised her hands and cried, in a commanding voice, "You cannot pass!"
Unfortunately for her, the Balrog was of a different opinion. Ignoring the girl, it continued on, leaving only a small pile of ashes and the stench of cooked flesh in the place of Firena.
Number Eight: The Palantir [Warning: If Peter Jackson decides to keep this scene, this could be a RotK spoiler]
Pippin cried out, slumping away from the Seeing Stone he held. Gandalf awoke and began to move towards him, but Greenlight Moonshine got there first. Staring into the Palantir, she spoke to the Dark Lord at the other end.
"Now then, Mr Sauron, I'm sure you didn't need to do that. Why can't you just- aak!"
She didn't get to continue, as Sauron had had enough of her and, using a mere fraction of his power, reached out and shattered her mind. Her body remained, but Greenlight was dead.
Number Nine: The Mirror of Galadriel
As Frodo and Galadriel left the clearing, Merilana Boingeshini stepped out of the trees. She had watched the events in the glade, and now wished to see the Mirror for herself.
It was still full, so she moved silently to it and gazed in. Visions flickered before her, and as time passed her face moved ever closer to the surface. Normally, Galadriel would have warned her, "Do not touch the water," but the elven lady was not there. Merilana' head sank beneath the surface, visions still blinding her, and she drowned.
It was several days before Galadriel returned to the Mirror, and Merilana's face had, in the cool water, rotted beyond recognition.
Number Ten: Random Encounter With Duel
The girl appeared from the woods like a shadow. "I am Sparkyhair Ladela," she said in a lyrical voice, "and I wish to join you."
"Join us?" snorted Boromir [I'm really really sorry for making him a sexist pig, but it's necessary] "Why should we want you? You're just a *girl*. Girls can't fight."
"I'll show you!" cried Sparkyhair, her eyes flashing. "I bet I can beat you in a duel and *still* look good at the end!"
Boromir agreed, and they both drew their swords. Since the girl had no idea how to use a sword, the Gondorian Warrior didn't have to do much. She eventually dropped the sword and managed to impale herself on it. Leaving the body, the Fellowship moved on.
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Ideas, ideas, I'm running out of plausible ideas. Soon I'm gonna have to turn this into a 'random characters get violent and start killing 'Sues'. Darn.
hS
Well, no worries. I *like* bloodthirsty. I have a feeling I'm gonna run out of ideas real soon, though. Anyway, here's my review replies.
Tindomiel: Bah. Evil spawning 'Sues. That is a good idea. However, a little out-of-character for Galadriel, so I'll have to alter it a little. Muahaha.
Firestar: Yes. More.
Legolas-lover-baby: Almost as good as Pancakes? Thanks! Ooh, MSs' possessing people. Nice plan. You violent person . . . join the club!
Writer From Rivendell: Glad you like it! I'll use the Generator if I run out of name ideas. Considering some of the stuff in here . . .
Silver Flame of the Phoenix: Hey, nice new name. Well, does anyone like Mary-Sues?
Merrylyn: Well, thank you. Carnage . . . yummy. What are these orbs?
Tarock: My word. I think we've found another manic 'Sue hater. Good! The more the merrier!
Bulma Greenleaf: Glad you like it. No, Suzanne isn't based on you . . . well, sort of. I needed a name idea . . . but it's not *that* based.
Pointy Ears Are My Thing: I'm glad you like it. Yes, death to them all! And okay, I think you think I'm evil. Good.
Ah, well. Here it is: parts six through ten of my epic work of random violence.
* * * *
Number Six: Balin's Tomb
"They have a cave troll," said Boromir, his voice dripping with irony. Orlanda Bloominuisance felt her heart leap. At last, a chance to make her Lovely Legolas notice her!
Moving closer to the door, she waited for the moment when the beast would enter and she would prove herself. When it came, however the troll walked right over her. Its left foot smashed the girl into an unrecognisable pulp.
No one noticed; no one cared.
Number Seven: The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
Firena Alantiena ran with the rest of the Fellowship to the bridge. As she was about to run across it, however, she heard her darling Legolas cry, "Aiee! A balrog, a balrog is come!"
Turning, she beheld the firey beast. As her companions reached the other side of the bridge - all save Gandalf, who stopped in the middle to drive off the demon - she raised her hands and cried, in a commanding voice, "You cannot pass!"
Unfortunately for her, the Balrog was of a different opinion. Ignoring the girl, it continued on, leaving only a small pile of ashes and the stench of cooked flesh in the place of Firena.
Number Eight: The Palantir [Warning: If Peter Jackson decides to keep this scene, this could be a RotK spoiler]
Pippin cried out, slumping away from the Seeing Stone he held. Gandalf awoke and began to move towards him, but Greenlight Moonshine got there first. Staring into the Palantir, she spoke to the Dark Lord at the other end.
"Now then, Mr Sauron, I'm sure you didn't need to do that. Why can't you just- aak!"
She didn't get to continue, as Sauron had had enough of her and, using a mere fraction of his power, reached out and shattered her mind. Her body remained, but Greenlight was dead.
Number Nine: The Mirror of Galadriel
As Frodo and Galadriel left the clearing, Merilana Boingeshini stepped out of the trees. She had watched the events in the glade, and now wished to see the Mirror for herself.
It was still full, so she moved silently to it and gazed in. Visions flickered before her, and as time passed her face moved ever closer to the surface. Normally, Galadriel would have warned her, "Do not touch the water," but the elven lady was not there. Merilana' head sank beneath the surface, visions still blinding her, and she drowned.
It was several days before Galadriel returned to the Mirror, and Merilana's face had, in the cool water, rotted beyond recognition.
Number Ten: Random Encounter With Duel
The girl appeared from the woods like a shadow. "I am Sparkyhair Ladela," she said in a lyrical voice, "and I wish to join you."
"Join us?" snorted Boromir [I'm really really sorry for making him a sexist pig, but it's necessary] "Why should we want you? You're just a *girl*. Girls can't fight."
"I'll show you!" cried Sparkyhair, her eyes flashing. "I bet I can beat you in a duel and *still* look good at the end!"
Boromir agreed, and they both drew their swords. Since the girl had no idea how to use a sword, the Gondorian Warrior didn't have to do much. She eventually dropped the sword and managed to impale herself on it. Leaving the body, the Fellowship moved on.
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Ideas, ideas, I'm running out of plausible ideas. Soon I'm gonna have to turn this into a 'random characters get violent and start killing 'Sues'. Darn.
hS