YMS: Hey everyone! My hikari finally finished writing the next chapter of
Goddess 911! What do you think?
Audience: *silence*
YMS: -_- So much support for her. She's still all over 'her' Wolvie over there.
Mid-S: *hanging on to Logan* Pleeeeeeeeease Wolvie-kun! Be my goddamn narrator!
Logan: Sorry kid, but I'm not narrator material.
Mid-S: *starts crying* YAMI, LOGAN HATES ME! T_T
YMS: *sigh* Here! *snaps her fingers and Ray appears*
Ray: Oh no, not another fanfiction! O.O
Mid-S: RAY-KUN! *runs over and glomps him* ^O^
YMS: -_- *sigh* How quickly her moods change. Anywho, I guess it's my job to say, ON WITH THE STORY!
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Ray: *has a gun to his head* -_- I hate my life. Anyway, this is where we last left our zeroes-I mean 'heroes'. So, um, on with the story!
*******In the Janitors Closet********
Yami: *is hunched up in a corner and is rocking back and forth* N-No Tea. Too.much. friendship! O.O
Nina: *appears in front of him (in her normal size)* Hya! ^_^
Yami: AHHHHHH EVIL TEA DEMON! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a broom at her*
Nina: O.O EEK! *dodges it* For the love of Ra I'm not a evil Tea demon!.what's a Tea?
Yami: *looks her over* Well, you are too evil looking to be a friendship freak.
Nina: Um, thanks?
Yami: No problem! ^_^
Nina: Riiiiiiiiight. Anyway, I'm here to help you with.*janitor door opens and slams her into the wall*
Tea: THERE YOU ARE YAMI! ^__^ I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU! NOW WE CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS AND FIGURE THEM ALL OUT.THROUGH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! *gets all starry-eyed*
Yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: *dragging him out by the feet and singing* I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
Yami: *sobbing and praying* Ra if you're listening, kill me now! *leaves with Tea dragging him*
Nina: *the door finally closes and she falls on the ground* That's twice today.X_x
**********Back in History Class with Jou and Ryou**********
Ryou: /Why am I here anyway? I told Jou I couldn't come but somehow that crazy teacher decided I was in his class!/
Bakura: //Sucks to be you!// ^_^
Ryou: -_- /Shut up./
Crazy Teacher: Ryou, stop talking to that evil spirit inside your head that I'm not supposed to know about!
((YMS: *looks at Mid-S* What the hell is wrong with you?! How much damn candy have you been eating?
Mid-S: *surrounded by ten empty bags of sugar* Not much.Yami, give me a hug! ^__^
YMS: -_- You are way too weird to be my light!))
Ryou: Yes sir.
Crazy Teacher: And will someone please catch that crazy goddess that's invisible to everyone but some of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast?! Shesh, must I do everything around here? For the love of god, someone turn off that ringing!
Everyone: O.O
Jou: Um, what ringing?
Crazy Teacher: Oh so that's your game is it? Well then, I guess I'm just going to have to stop that ringing myself! *jumps out an open window* SO LONG SUCKERS!
Everyone: O.o;;
Jou: He really scares me sometimes!
Ryou: -_- Yeah, well he scares me ALL the time!
Mai: *walks in* Um, did I miss something here? O.O
Bakura: *sees her* Hi Mai! Wow, you look really good today! So, um will you go out with me?
Mai:.No. *walks to her desk*
Bakura: NOOO! THE ONE WOMAN I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED HAS TURNED ME DOWN! WHY CRULE WORLD? WHY?
Everyone else: O.o; Um, yeah.
Ryou: *sitting at his desk unhappily* Why can't he love ME?
Nina: *appears on his desk* HI! ^__^
Ryou: O.O What the hell are you?
Nina: *looks around herself to make sure Tea isn't around to bash her into a wall again* I your fairy.goddess! I'm here to help you get Bakura back! ^_^ There, I said it without getting smashed! I'm so happy!
Rock: *comes flying out of no where and hits her in the head*
Nina: *dazed look* Pretty birdies.*shakes head* I'm okay!
Ryou: Riight. *realizes everyone's staring at him* What?
Jou: Um, Ryou, why are you talking to yourself? *doesn't see Nina*
Ryou: What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking to her! *looks like he's pointing at thin air*
Nina: *whispers* Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, only you, Yami and Seto can see me, unless I want other people to see me.
Ryou: Well make yourself visible then!
Everyone: *think he's crazy and take a step back from him*
Nina: Sorry, no can do! See you tomorrow Ryou! *disappears*
Ryou: *sigh* WOULD YOU ALL STOP STARING FOR THE LOVE OF RA?!
Everyone: O.o;
Jou:.-_- I have really got to get new friends.
Ray: You sure do Jou, you sure do! ^_^ What will happen next? Will Yami get away from the murderous Tea? Will everyone still believe that Ryou's crazy? And what has happened to Kaiba? Join us next time whenever Midnight Scarlet decides to update this thing again and find out! Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this! ^__^
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Mid-S: Ray-Kun you were wonderful! ^_^
Ray: Yeah, I know.
Logan: *tries to slip away from them*
YMS: Oh no you don't! *snaps her fingers and he's tied up in a chair* If I have to suffer then so do you!
Tea: *comes skipping in* Do I get to keep Yami in this fic?
Mid-S: Not on your life!
Tea: Aw, please?
Yugi: *jumps at her with a butcher knife* YOU'LL NEVER GET MY YAMI-CHAN!
YMS:.Shouldn't we stop them?
Mid-S: Nah, Yugi deserves some screen time. He hasn't appeared in the story yet!
YMS: I mean about him killing Tea!
Mid-S: Would you miss her?
YMS:.Good point.
Mid-S: Well please R&R! I need to know if I should continue this thing or not! JA NE!
Audience: *silence*
YMS: -_- So much support for her. She's still all over 'her' Wolvie over there.
Mid-S: *hanging on to Logan* Pleeeeeeeeease Wolvie-kun! Be my goddamn narrator!
Logan: Sorry kid, but I'm not narrator material.
Mid-S: *starts crying* YAMI, LOGAN HATES ME! T_T
YMS: *sigh* Here! *snaps her fingers and Ray appears*
Ray: Oh no, not another fanfiction! O.O
Mid-S: RAY-KUN! *runs over and glomps him* ^O^
YMS: -_- *sigh* How quickly her moods change. Anywho, I guess it's my job to say, ON WITH THE STORY!
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Ray: *has a gun to his head* -_- I hate my life. Anyway, this is where we last left our zeroes-I mean 'heroes'. So, um, on with the story!
*******In the Janitors Closet********
Yami: *is hunched up in a corner and is rocking back and forth* N-No Tea. Too.much. friendship! O.O
Nina: *appears in front of him (in her normal size)* Hya! ^_^
Yami: AHHHHHH EVIL TEA DEMON! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a broom at her*
Nina: O.O EEK! *dodges it* For the love of Ra I'm not a evil Tea demon!.what's a Tea?
Yami: *looks her over* Well, you are too evil looking to be a friendship freak.
Nina: Um, thanks?
Yami: No problem! ^_^
Nina: Riiiiiiiiight. Anyway, I'm here to help you with.*janitor door opens and slams her into the wall*
Tea: THERE YOU ARE YAMI! ^__^ I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU! NOW WE CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS AND FIGURE THEM ALL OUT.THROUGH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! *gets all starry-eyed*
Yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: *dragging him out by the feet and singing* I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
Yami: *sobbing and praying* Ra if you're listening, kill me now! *leaves with Tea dragging him*
Nina: *the door finally closes and she falls on the ground* That's twice today.X_x
**********Back in History Class with Jou and Ryou**********
Ryou: /Why am I here anyway? I told Jou I couldn't come but somehow that crazy teacher decided I was in his class!/
Bakura: //Sucks to be you!// ^_^
Ryou: -_- /Shut up./
Crazy Teacher: Ryou, stop talking to that evil spirit inside your head that I'm not supposed to know about!
((YMS: *looks at Mid-S* What the hell is wrong with you?! How much damn candy have you been eating?
Mid-S: *surrounded by ten empty bags of sugar* Not much.Yami, give me a hug! ^__^
YMS: -_- You are way too weird to be my light!))
Ryou: Yes sir.
Crazy Teacher: And will someone please catch that crazy goddess that's invisible to everyone but some of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast?! Shesh, must I do everything around here? For the love of god, someone turn off that ringing!
Everyone: O.O
Jou: Um, what ringing?
Crazy Teacher: Oh so that's your game is it? Well then, I guess I'm just going to have to stop that ringing myself! *jumps out an open window* SO LONG SUCKERS!
Everyone: O.o;;
Jou: He really scares me sometimes!
Ryou: -_- Yeah, well he scares me ALL the time!
Mai: *walks in* Um, did I miss something here? O.O
Bakura: *sees her* Hi Mai! Wow, you look really good today! So, um will you go out with me?
Mai:.No. *walks to her desk*
Bakura: NOOO! THE ONE WOMAN I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED HAS TURNED ME DOWN! WHY CRULE WORLD? WHY?
Everyone else: O.o; Um, yeah.
Ryou: *sitting at his desk unhappily* Why can't he love ME?
Nina: *appears on his desk* HI! ^__^
Ryou: O.O What the hell are you?
Nina: *looks around herself to make sure Tea isn't around to bash her into a wall again* I your fairy.goddess! I'm here to help you get Bakura back! ^_^ There, I said it without getting smashed! I'm so happy!
Rock: *comes flying out of no where and hits her in the head*
Nina: *dazed look* Pretty birdies.*shakes head* I'm okay!
Ryou: Riight. *realizes everyone's staring at him* What?
Jou: Um, Ryou, why are you talking to yourself? *doesn't see Nina*
Ryou: What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking to her! *looks like he's pointing at thin air*
Nina: *whispers* Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, only you, Yami and Seto can see me, unless I want other people to see me.
Ryou: Well make yourself visible then!
Everyone: *think he's crazy and take a step back from him*
Nina: Sorry, no can do! See you tomorrow Ryou! *disappears*
Ryou: *sigh* WOULD YOU ALL STOP STARING FOR THE LOVE OF RA?!
Everyone: O.o;
Jou:.-_- I have really got to get new friends.
Ray: You sure do Jou, you sure do! ^_^ What will happen next? Will Yami get away from the murderous Tea? Will everyone still believe that Ryou's crazy? And what has happened to Kaiba? Join us next time whenever Midnight Scarlet decides to update this thing again and find out! Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this! ^__^
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Mid-S: Ray-Kun you were wonderful! ^_^
Ray: Yeah, I know.
Logan: *tries to slip away from them*
YMS: Oh no you don't! *snaps her fingers and he's tied up in a chair* If I have to suffer then so do you!
Tea: *comes skipping in* Do I get to keep Yami in this fic?
Mid-S: Not on your life!
Tea: Aw, please?
Yugi: *jumps at her with a butcher knife* YOU'LL NEVER GET MY YAMI-CHAN!
YMS:.Shouldn't we stop them?
Mid-S: Nah, Yugi deserves some screen time. He hasn't appeared in the story yet!
YMS: I mean about him killing Tea!
Mid-S: Would you miss her?
YMS:.Good point.
Mid-S: Well please R&R! I need to know if I should continue this thing or not! JA NE!