Mid-S: HI EVERYONE! ^_^ I wrote the new chapter already! Aren't you so
proud of me?
YMS: Shut up and thank the reviewers!
Mid-S: I'm getting there! Thankies to all of my reviewers: Ranma Higurashi, Chibibaka, Crouching Tigress, Dreamsprite, Kaneda-Shotaro and Yami Testsuo, Aftertaste of a Razorblade, Setsuna-kitogem, Ninetales122, Teddybear, Ryo Gin and Jenny-fer.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU! ^__^
Logan: Yeah, but you still haven't let me go.
Mid-S: Well, I like to keep pets for experiments. *grins evilly*
Logan: OO Dear god.
Riku: ON WITH THE STORY!
Mid-S: I hate when people do that .
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Rei: We join the cast at the mall, where they have run away from Tea and Tristan.
*****The Mall*****
Everyone: *out of breath*
Yugi: Are *gasp* we *gasp* safe?
Ryou: I *gasp* think *gasp* so. *faints*
Seto: ¬_¬ Okay, you two are over dramatizing this. Ryou, get up.
Ryou: *pouts* You never let me have any fun.
Jou: LOOK! THE CANDY STORE IS HAVING A BIG BLOW OUT SALE! 50% OFF EVERYTHING!
Everyone but Seto: WOW! OO
Seto: Why am I here again? *sees Mai dragging Jou into the store* Oh yeah. To kill the little whore. Muhahahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Yugi: Kaiba-Kun, why are you laughing evilly? Is it because you're really sensitive inside and need to express your -
Seto: ¬_¬ Okay Yugi, when I need therapy, I'll come see you first.
Yugi: Great! ^_^ Here's my card.
Card: *announcer music plays* Are you having problems in your life? Need a change of pace? Come to Dr. Yugi and let him solve all your problems! Call 1-800-YUGI today!
Seto: OO *backs away and runs into the store*
Yugi: T_T Why do they always do that?
*****Meanwhile, with Yami and Nina*****
Yami: T_T I'm tired, I don't wanna row anymore, I want my mommy.
Nina: *twaps him* Please Yami, you've been complaining since last night!
Yami: Wait a second, how did a night pass already?
Mid-S: *appears* DAMN IT DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS! I'LL DROWN YOU BOTH IF I HAVE TOO! *disappears*
Yami and Nina: OO; Okay, what was that?
Nina: Ah, probably some crazy fan girl or something. It's not like someone is putting us into these situations on purpose.
Yami: Yeah, wouldn't that just be crazy.
Both: *laugh*
Nina: Look Yami, shore! And the Candy Store is right by it!
Yami: What are the chances of that happening?
((YMS: *looks at Mid-S suspiciously* Yes, what are the chances of that happening?
Mid-S: ^^; Hehe.))
*****Inside the Candy Store With the Others*****
Bakura: *looking at candy bombs* Hmm, the Choco-Blaster 9000 looks very promising, but the Rocky Mountain Cherry looks even better. Decisions, decisions.
Candy Store Dude (CSD): Can I get anything for you, nice customer?
Bakura: Yeah, I want the Rocky Mountain Cherry bomb. Now. *glares dangerously*
CSD: Of course sir! But you have to smile! ^_^ Whatever you're doing, you should always smile!
Bakura: ¬_¬ You know I could kill you at anytime?
CSD: Only if you smile! ^___^
Bakura: -_- Shut the hell up and give me my candy.
*****Meanwhile, With Yami and Nina*****
Yami: Hey everyone, I'm back!
Everyone: *dully* Oh. Hi.
Yami: I'm loved. ^_^
Nina: *turns little again* Okies Yam-Chan, I'll be going now. I have to help some of the others! *disappears*
*****Ryou*****
Ryou: /I really hate this. Stupid Mai. Why in the name of god does Bakura like her?/
Nina: *appears on his shoulder* Well, she's not ugly you know.
Ryou: OO You again! Since when can you read my thoughts?
Nina: ¬_¬ Your mother.
Ryou: -_-
Nina: Anywho, how's life been treating you?
Ryou: Why don't you tell me?
Nina: T_T Don't be so mean.
Yugi: HEY GUYS, COME OVER HERE!
Everyone: *get over there* What is it?
Malik and Y. Malik: Hi ^__^
Everyone: OO
Seto: Nobody move. They can smell your fear.
Nina: -_- They are not animals for the love of god!
Seto: (((OO))) I'm seeing things again!
Ryou: Welcome to the club. -_-
Mai: I haven't said a thing this chapter.
Everyone Else: So?
Mai: -_- Bakas.
Malik: How's everyone? ^_^
Jou: Well, we where fine until you two came along.
Malik: Hmph. I'll show you. *controls Jou's mind*
Jou: O.O *drools* I'm a little teapot short and stout-
Yami: -_- This is more embarrassing then the time he danced the macarena.
Nina: Hmm. *appears on Malik's shoulder* Um, hi.
Malik: *turns to her* Oh cool! ^__^ Hey yami, check this out! I have a cool little bug thing on my shoulder!
Jou: *stops his little dance* Why is everyone going crazy? There is nothing on your shoulder Malik.
Y. Malik: Hey, don't talk to my crazy hikari in that way! *goes up to Bakura* Baku! Long time no see! ^_^
Bakura: Get away from me.
Y. Malik: T_T That's not nice.
Bakura: ¬_¬ You killed me during our last duel.
Y. Malik: Um, would you believe I didn't mean too? ^^;
Bakura: To answer you honestly, no.
Y. Malik: Aw. T_T
Mai: Okay, this is getting nowhere. Besides, look outside! It's nighttime already!
Everyone: *look out the window and the sun quickly disappear and the moon come out*
Ryou: How did that happen? OO
Bakura: *shrugs* That's life. You never know when it's gonna end.
Yami: OO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Everyone except Bakura, Nina and Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *take a deep breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nina: OO; Woah, big lung compacity!
Seto: ¬_¬ This is so lame. I'm going home.
Everyone Else: *stop screaming* Can we come too?
Seto: No.
Jou: Please Kaiba? *puppy dog eyes*
Seto: You know, this just proves my point that you are a dog. /Even if you are a cute one./
Nina: *on his shoulder, invisible* //You know, this could give you a chance to be with Jounouchi. ALONE.//
Seto: /But we wouldn't be alone. His stupid friends would be there with us./
Nina: //I'll keep them busy. ^_~//
Seto: /Wait a second. How come you can read - /
Nina: //Shut up and tell them they can come. -_-//
Seto: All right you can all come.
Everyone: YAY! ^_^
Seto: But touch anything, and I'll kill you.
*****At the Mansion*****
Everyone: *poking at stuff and lying on beds, couches and chairs*
Seto: *twitch-twitch*
Nina: *standing in front of him* There, doesn't this make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? ^_^
Seto: *chucks a vase at her*
Nina: *dazed* Oh, look at all the pretty colors. *sings* Sugar plums are dancing in my head -
Seto: *throws another vase at her*
Nina: I'm loved. ^_^ *passes out* X_x
Rei: And that ends this chapter of Goddess 911! What will happen next time? Will Mai get more screen time? ((Mai: I'd better *looks threateningly at Mid-S*)) What will the cast do at Kaiba's Mansion? And where are Tristan and Tea? ((Mid-S: Hopefully in hell.)) Find out next time when M-Sama updates this thing!
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Mid-S: And that's the end of that chapter! ^_^
YMS: You have to stop making those bad jokes. -_-
Mid-S: Anywho, how was it? I know it's not that long, but I'm getting there. Fanfiction.net is annoying me badly. I HATE ALL THESE STUPID SQUIGALLY LINE THINGS THAT ARE ON MY GOD DAMN CHAPTERS! ARGH!
Riku: They are annoying, aren't they?
Rei: Well thank you for stating the obvious Riku!
Riku: I-I was just trying to be supportive. T_T You don't have to be so mean! *runs away sobbing*
Mid-S: Rei.
Rei: What?
Mid-S: Don't be mean!
Rei: Your mother.
Mid-S: *sigh* -_- Anywho, R&R onegai! Bye!
YMS: Shut up and thank the reviewers!
Mid-S: I'm getting there! Thankies to all of my reviewers: Ranma Higurashi, Chibibaka, Crouching Tigress, Dreamsprite, Kaneda-Shotaro and Yami Testsuo, Aftertaste of a Razorblade, Setsuna-kitogem, Ninetales122, Teddybear, Ryo Gin and Jenny-fer.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU! ^__^
Logan: Yeah, but you still haven't let me go.
Mid-S: Well, I like to keep pets for experiments. *grins evilly*
Logan: OO Dear god.
Riku: ON WITH THE STORY!
Mid-S: I hate when people do that .
/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~
Rei: We join the cast at the mall, where they have run away from Tea and Tristan.
*****The Mall*****
Everyone: *out of breath*
Yugi: Are *gasp* we *gasp* safe?
Ryou: I *gasp* think *gasp* so. *faints*
Seto: ¬_¬ Okay, you two are over dramatizing this. Ryou, get up.
Ryou: *pouts* You never let me have any fun.
Jou: LOOK! THE CANDY STORE IS HAVING A BIG BLOW OUT SALE! 50% OFF EVERYTHING!
Everyone but Seto: WOW! OO
Seto: Why am I here again? *sees Mai dragging Jou into the store* Oh yeah. To kill the little whore. Muhahahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Yugi: Kaiba-Kun, why are you laughing evilly? Is it because you're really sensitive inside and need to express your -
Seto: ¬_¬ Okay Yugi, when I need therapy, I'll come see you first.
Yugi: Great! ^_^ Here's my card.
Card: *announcer music plays* Are you having problems in your life? Need a change of pace? Come to Dr. Yugi and let him solve all your problems! Call 1-800-YUGI today!
Seto: OO *backs away and runs into the store*
Yugi: T_T Why do they always do that?
*****Meanwhile, with Yami and Nina*****
Yami: T_T I'm tired, I don't wanna row anymore, I want my mommy.
Nina: *twaps him* Please Yami, you've been complaining since last night!
Yami: Wait a second, how did a night pass already?
Mid-S: *appears* DAMN IT DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS! I'LL DROWN YOU BOTH IF I HAVE TOO! *disappears*
Yami and Nina: OO; Okay, what was that?
Nina: Ah, probably some crazy fan girl or something. It's not like someone is putting us into these situations on purpose.
Yami: Yeah, wouldn't that just be crazy.
Both: *laugh*
Nina: Look Yami, shore! And the Candy Store is right by it!
Yami: What are the chances of that happening?
((YMS: *looks at Mid-S suspiciously* Yes, what are the chances of that happening?
Mid-S: ^^; Hehe.))
*****Inside the Candy Store With the Others*****
Bakura: *looking at candy bombs* Hmm, the Choco-Blaster 9000 looks very promising, but the Rocky Mountain Cherry looks even better. Decisions, decisions.
Candy Store Dude (CSD): Can I get anything for you, nice customer?
Bakura: Yeah, I want the Rocky Mountain Cherry bomb. Now. *glares dangerously*
CSD: Of course sir! But you have to smile! ^_^ Whatever you're doing, you should always smile!
Bakura: ¬_¬ You know I could kill you at anytime?
CSD: Only if you smile! ^___^
Bakura: -_- Shut the hell up and give me my candy.
*****Meanwhile, With Yami and Nina*****
Yami: Hey everyone, I'm back!
Everyone: *dully* Oh. Hi.
Yami: I'm loved. ^_^
Nina: *turns little again* Okies Yam-Chan, I'll be going now. I have to help some of the others! *disappears*
*****Ryou*****
Ryou: /I really hate this. Stupid Mai. Why in the name of god does Bakura like her?/
Nina: *appears on his shoulder* Well, she's not ugly you know.
Ryou: OO You again! Since when can you read my thoughts?
Nina: ¬_¬ Your mother.
Ryou: -_-
Nina: Anywho, how's life been treating you?
Ryou: Why don't you tell me?
Nina: T_T Don't be so mean.
Yugi: HEY GUYS, COME OVER HERE!
Everyone: *get over there* What is it?
Malik and Y. Malik: Hi ^__^
Everyone: OO
Seto: Nobody move. They can smell your fear.
Nina: -_- They are not animals for the love of god!
Seto: (((OO))) I'm seeing things again!
Ryou: Welcome to the club. -_-
Mai: I haven't said a thing this chapter.
Everyone Else: So?
Mai: -_- Bakas.
Malik: How's everyone? ^_^
Jou: Well, we where fine until you two came along.
Malik: Hmph. I'll show you. *controls Jou's mind*
Jou: O.O *drools* I'm a little teapot short and stout-
Yami: -_- This is more embarrassing then the time he danced the macarena.
Nina: Hmm. *appears on Malik's shoulder* Um, hi.
Malik: *turns to her* Oh cool! ^__^ Hey yami, check this out! I have a cool little bug thing on my shoulder!
Jou: *stops his little dance* Why is everyone going crazy? There is nothing on your shoulder Malik.
Y. Malik: Hey, don't talk to my crazy hikari in that way! *goes up to Bakura* Baku! Long time no see! ^_^
Bakura: Get away from me.
Y. Malik: T_T That's not nice.
Bakura: ¬_¬ You killed me during our last duel.
Y. Malik: Um, would you believe I didn't mean too? ^^;
Bakura: To answer you honestly, no.
Y. Malik: Aw. T_T
Mai: Okay, this is getting nowhere. Besides, look outside! It's nighttime already!
Everyone: *look out the window and the sun quickly disappear and the moon come out*
Ryou: How did that happen? OO
Bakura: *shrugs* That's life. You never know when it's gonna end.
Yami: OO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Everyone except Bakura, Nina and Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *take a deep breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nina: OO; Woah, big lung compacity!
Seto: ¬_¬ This is so lame. I'm going home.
Everyone Else: *stop screaming* Can we come too?
Seto: No.
Jou: Please Kaiba? *puppy dog eyes*
Seto: You know, this just proves my point that you are a dog. /Even if you are a cute one./
Nina: *on his shoulder, invisible* //You know, this could give you a chance to be with Jounouchi. ALONE.//
Seto: /But we wouldn't be alone. His stupid friends would be there with us./
Nina: //I'll keep them busy. ^_~//
Seto: /Wait a second. How come you can read - /
Nina: //Shut up and tell them they can come. -_-//
Seto: All right you can all come.
Everyone: YAY! ^_^
Seto: But touch anything, and I'll kill you.
*****At the Mansion*****
Everyone: *poking at stuff and lying on beds, couches and chairs*
Seto: *twitch-twitch*
Nina: *standing in front of him* There, doesn't this make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? ^_^
Seto: *chucks a vase at her*
Nina: *dazed* Oh, look at all the pretty colors. *sings* Sugar plums are dancing in my head -
Seto: *throws another vase at her*
Nina: I'm loved. ^_^ *passes out* X_x
Rei: And that ends this chapter of Goddess 911! What will happen next time? Will Mai get more screen time? ((Mai: I'd better *looks threateningly at Mid-S*)) What will the cast do at Kaiba's Mansion? And where are Tristan and Tea? ((Mid-S: Hopefully in hell.)) Find out next time when M-Sama updates this thing!
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Mid-S: And that's the end of that chapter! ^_^
YMS: You have to stop making those bad jokes. -_-
Mid-S: Anywho, how was it? I know it's not that long, but I'm getting there. Fanfiction.net is annoying me badly. I HATE ALL THESE STUPID SQUIGALLY LINE THINGS THAT ARE ON MY GOD DAMN CHAPTERS! ARGH!
Riku: They are annoying, aren't they?
Rei: Well thank you for stating the obvious Riku!
Riku: I-I was just trying to be supportive. T_T You don't have to be so mean! *runs away sobbing*
Mid-S: Rei.
Rei: What?
Mid-S: Don't be mean!
Rei: Your mother.
Mid-S: *sigh* -_- Anywho, R&R onegai! Bye!