NOTE: I'm so sad right now, I want to die. My lives work went down the drain because my mother threw out my folder of drawings that I've done since I was eight! I treasured it so much that when I found out, I cried for three strait hours. I locked myself in my room and didn't come out.

If that's not bad, I also got yelled at and called worthless and bad by my mother. And to put the icing on the cake, my grandmother is in the hospital with a broken leg.

I hate life right about now. T_T I'm starting to think I really am worthless and stupid and I can't write a decent fanfiction if I tried.

CROUCHING TIGRESS: Thanks for the ice cream. It's very sweet of you. *smiles and glomps her*

KUROI BARA NO TWILIGHT: Wow, where you laughing that hard? OO I'm glad that I could do that with my fanfiction. Thanks for telling me. ^_^ *gives her a Seto plushie*

*sigh* Well here's the new chapter of Goddess 911. Hope you enjoy.

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Rei: Are, um, people are still at the Kaiba mansion, hanging out.

*****Mansion Madness*****

Yugi: Yami, what's a virgin?

Everyone: O___O

Yami: Yugi! Who did you hear talking about things like that?

Yugi: Well, Bakura asked Malik if he was still a virgin and he said no, so I just-

Yami: *glares, the eye of Horus appearing on his head* Bakura and Malik, we have some talking to do.

Bakura and Malik: OO Oh crap. *run away from Yami*

Yami: HOW DARE YOU RUIN YUGI'S INNOCENT MIND?! I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU! *chucks Barney plushies at them*

Malik: *gets hit* Ugh, Bakura, I'm down!

Bakura: Oh no! *goes to carry him*

Malik: No, go on without me! Save yourself!

Bakura:...Okay! ^_^ *leaves him on the ground*

Malik: O_o; I was joking you idiot!

Everyone Else: *eating popcorn and watching*

Seto: ^_^ Now this I like!

Nina: *sitting on his shoulder, chibi-fied* It's times like these I'm glad Barney never passed his entrance exam into Cloud #9.

Yugi, Seto, Ryou, Yami and Malik: Really? OO

Nina: Yeah. You know that 'I love you, you love me' song? Well it was actually filled with subliminal messages, so Barney could take over the world!

Y, S, R, YY and M: Woah.

Bakura: Whom in the name of god are they talking to?

Mai: Beats me. O_o They've all been acting really strange lately.

Jou: No sh*t. I've been telling you guys that for the past.forever!

Y. Malik: Yeah but no one listens to you.

Bakura and Mai: *nod*

Jou: T_T

Nina: Yami aren't you supposed to be killing 'Kura and Malik right about now?

Yami: Oh yeah! ^_^ Thanks for reminding me. *takes out knife*

Malik: ¬_¬ I hate you Nina.

Nina: I love you too. ^__^

Door: *knock-knock*

Seto: Who could that be? OO *answers the door*

A cloaked figure: *evil voice* Here you go. *hands him an envelope* But beware of-

Seto: *slams the door in his face*

Ryou: Who was that?

Seto: Some freaky dude with a black cloak covering his face and body who told me to beware of something...probably just some salesmen. -_-

Ryou: What's that envelope in your hand?

Seto: *shrugs* Meh.

Ryou: *sighs and takes the envelope from him*

Envelope: Dear Yu-Gi-Oh Crew (and Nina),

Read this carefully. YOU ARE DOOMED!

Y. Malik: -_- Tell me something I don't know.

Envelope: I will come for you at 6:00 am tomorrow morning exactly.

Everyone: ...

Envelope: To kill you.

Everyone: Ooh.

Envelope: Sweet dreams and love always,

The Cloaked Figure

Everyone: *silence*

Bakura: Do I sense a plot brewing?

Everyone:...Nah, Midnight Scarlet's too stupid for that!

((Mid-S: ¬_¬ I'll get them for this...))

Jou: Now that that's over, how about we go eat?

Everyone Else: Okay! ^__^

Nina: *still on Seto's shoulder* Um, shouldn't we be fearing for our lives here? OO;

Malik: Nah!

Nina: Why? Oo

Malik: Midnight Scarlet loves us too much to get us killed! I mean, if we had made fun of her in some way then I would be wo- *realizes that they did* OO Oh sh*t. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Seto: No we're not. Well, at least *I* won't.

Jou: And why is that Mr. Money bags?

Seto: Oo Are you all really that stupid? Why don't we just leave the mansion? Geez, morons!

Yugi: But I don't wanna leave the mansion! T_T All of my secret knives and swords are hidden here.

Mai: Uh, Yugi, what secret knives and swords?

Yugi: The ones that Yami got me for my birthday.

Everyone: *glare at Yami* All you had to do was get him a card but noooo!

Yami: ^^; Hehe, the kid needs something to amuse himself with.

Yugi: I like sharp, pointy things. ^_^

Everyone: *take a step back from Yugi*

Seto: Okay, now I'm *really* not staying here. OO I've got a freaky, knife obsessed Yugi to deal with *and* a cloaked figure who's out to get me!

Mai: *whistles* Okay, everyone just chill! How about we spend the night in the mansion, but split up into different rooms. That way, if the cloaked figure finds one group of us, he won't find the rest.

Ryou: That's all swell Mai, but what will happen to the people who are found?

Mai: They die Ryou, that's all. ^__^

Ryou: OO; O-kay.

Tea and Tristan: *walk in* We're in the groups too! ^__^

Everyone: *shudder*

Nina: It's official. We're doomed. -_-

Mai: So let's get into groups!

*****Group Power! ^_^*****

Group 1: Seto, Jou and Tristan

Group 2: Yugi, Yami and Tea

Group 3: Ryou, Mai and Bakura

Group 4: Malik and Y. Malik

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Yami: Nina, what about you?

Nina: I'll be flying in and out. Don't worry, the cloaked figure won't find me.

Seto: /Damn, I wanted her to be the first one gone.../

Nina: -_- I can read your mind Seto.

Seto: /Bitch.../

Nina: Seto, mind. -_-;

****G1: Seto's SISTER?****

Jou: Well, I guess we'll be roommates for tonight. /May god give me strength./

Tristan: YAY, SLEEP OVER! ^__^

Seto: *glares at him and picks up a stick* Do that again and I'll shove this up where the sun don't shine. ¬_¬

Tristan: *quietly* Yay. ^^;

Nina: *appears on Seto's shoulder* Hey, how's it going with Jou? Screwed him yet? ^_^

Seto: O_o; /I thought angels weren't supposed to talk like that.../

Nina: I'm not an angel, but whatever! I need to have some fun on earth, right?

Seto: -_- /You irritate me. But anyway, do you think you can do something about Tristan?/

Nina: Hmm *thinks for a moment* I can't show him my true form...

Seto: /Why not?/ OO

Nina: I don't want too. ^^

Seto: -_-

Nina: *gasps* I know just the thing! I'll be right back! *disappears*

Seto: /Do I even want to know?/

Door: *knock-knock*

Jou: *opens the door* Um hi. Oo; Who are you?

Nina: *enters in her normal size and wearing a blue school uniform* I'm Seto's sister! ^_^

Jou and Tristan: *both look at Seto* You have a SISTER?! OO

Seto: *grits his teeth* /I'm gonna kill Nina, I'm gonna kill Nina.../

****G2: Marriages and Screams****

Tea: Yay, we're going to be roommates! ^__^

Yami and Yugi: Yay. -_-

Tea: We just *have* to tell each other everything! Because, as you know, friendship is a very-

Yami: Okay, okay, we'll tell you whatever you want, just shut-up! *sobs*

Yugi: *sweat drop* Poor Yami, he's finally cracked. ^^;

Tea: Ah, Yami-kins don't cry! I know you want to marry me, but this isn't the way to go about it.

Yami and Yugi: MARRY YOU?! O___O

Tea: Oh of course! ^_^ Yami has been dying to ask me, haven't you Yami?

Yami: No I have-

Yugi: And you never told me Yam-Chan? *tears in his eyes*

Yami: No Yugi, it's not what you think! I don't want to marry Tea!

Tea: Of course you do Yami. Doesn't everyone?

Yami and Yugi: *cringe and shudder*

Yami: What am I going to do?

****G3: Ryou's evil! OO****

Mai: Okay boys, let's pick our beds!

Bakura: Oh I don't need a bed to myself.

Ryou: You don't? Oo

Bakura: Nope. I'm going to share Mai's. ^__^

Mai: OO Um, no you're not.

Bakura: Well I'm not going to share it with Ryou. Last time I did, he ate my last chocolate chip cookie.

Ryou: You said you didn't want it after I asked you a thousand times!

Bakura: Look Ryou, we could sit here all day playing the blame game, but that's not gonna get us anywhere.

Ryou: *sighs* I'll take the middle bed.

Mai: OO *in shock* I'll take the left one!

Bakura: Fine I'll take the right one then. -_-

Mai: Uh, Bakura is this your teddy bear? *holds up a little stuffed toy*

Bakura: *blush* Uh, no not at all!

Mai: But it has your name on it! *holds up the tag on the bear*

Ryou: *snickers*

Bakura: -_- Fine I'll take the stupid bear!

All three: *lay down on their beds*

Bakura: *looks to make sure that Ryou and Mai are sleeping* Fufu! ^__^ *hugs his bear* You're not stupid, I'm sorry. *sighs and snuggles into the pillows with Fufu the bear*

Ryou: *using a video camera and taping Bakura* Hehe, I'll use this for blackmail! ^_^

****G4: What are they up to?****

Malik and Y. Malik: *sitting on their beds, facing each other*

Malik: *cough* ...

Y. Malik: ...

Malik: HA, YOU BLINKED! ^_^ I win!

Y. Malik: Damn, got me again! --; So...you wanna go scare the others?

Malik: Yami that's horribly evil! *looks at him scoldingly*

Y. Malik: *hangs his head down in shame*

Malik: *evil grin* I like it. Let's go!

Rei: That's the end of this chapter for Goddess 911! What will happen next? Will Nina pull off as being Seto's sister? Will Yugi and Tea kill each other over Yami? ((Yami: I'm so lovable! ^_^)) What will Ryou do about Mai and what *are* Malik and his yami up too? Also, will the cloaked figure will appear at 6:00 am? Find out next time on Goddess 911!

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Mid-S: Writing this cheered me up a bit. I don't know how I managed to write, but since I love all of the people who take time to review my fics. I know that my own problems are just that, *my* problems, so if nobody cares...Anywho, R&R please. Ja ne.