Mid-S: Hi guys! ^_^ I'm back and feeling much better then last time!
YMS: Thank the reviewers already! I bet they're getting tired of your pointless crap.
Mid-S: Fine. -_- Party pooper.
HUSH PUPPY 1: Darlin' you are such a sweetheart! ^_^ Thanks for the glomp by the way, it really helped. It's good to know I'm loved. *gives her a set of voodoo dolls* Just incase anyone ever bothers you. *winks*
KANEDA-SHOTARU AND YAMI TETSUO: Aw, another sweet reviewer. ^__^ Thanks for the kind words and I will be much happier now. *gives her Yu-Gi-Oh! mangas* Enjoy!
MALIK'S GURL: Yes, that does sound a little familiar. LOL! ^_~ Anywho, thanks for making me laugh and cheering me up a bit. You're a doll! *gives her $100* I stole it from my yami. ^_~
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Woah, if I don't update, you'll get your demons to eat my flesh? O__O You really know how to get a girl writing! ^_^ LOL! Well, thanks for the review and glad you like the story!
THANKIES ALSO TO: CROUCHING TIGRESS, SOUL DREAMER, SILVER DRAGON SOVEREIGN I, STARFOX SAIYAN, RANMA HIGURASHI, QUEEN OF ETERNAL DARKNESS, SMARTY 1, AISLING KAIBA, EVIL CHIBI MALIK AND ONLYHAUNTED FOR REVIEWING! *gives them all a Yu-Gi-Oh! subtitled DVD set*
Riku: Now on with the fic!
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Rei: We join our cast at the Kaiba mansion, waiting for the clock to strike 6:00 am...
****G1: Let's get something strait...****
Jou: Geez Kaiba, I never knew you had a sister. OO
Seto: Neither did I. -_-
Jou: So...how are you two related?
Nina: *corny Mary-Sue music plays in the background* When we where kids, we got separated at birth. I was taken to a cold man, who beat me day and night. Finally, I looked into the hospital records and I found out...that we where siblings! I searched far and wide and now finally, I have found my brother!
Seto: /Please, you don't think they'll buy that do you?/
Jou and Tristan: T_T That is the saddest story I've ever heard.
Seto: OO; /I stand corrected./
Nina: Aw, big brother, I've missed you! ^O^ *goes to glomp him*
Seto: ¬_¬ *moves out of the way before she can*
Nina: *slams into the wall* ...Pain. X_x
Tristan: That's mean of you Kaiba-Kun.
Seto: Bite me.
Tristan:...Okay! ^_^ *opens his mouth*
Seto: Oo; *backs away from a rabid Tristan*
Jou: *goes to help Nina up* You okay?
Nina: *dazed* I just had a wonderful dream where I died...
Jou: How can you be related to that jerk? *turns to Seto* She's much saner then you Kaiba.
Nina: Aw, that's so sweet of you Jou!
Jou: How do you know my name? Oo
Nina: Well Seto talks about you all the-
Seto: *puts his hand over her mouth* One more word out of you Nina and I swear you'll never see CCS again.
Nina: *gasps* NO NOT CARD CAPTOR SAKURA! OO *sobs* You evil, evil man!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Seto: -_- This isn't fair...
*****G2: Tug-of-Yami!*****
Tea: Now Yam-Chan, which dress do you think will look better on me? The pink friendship one? Or the baby blue friendship one? Or maybe the light yellow one.?
Yami: But Tea, I don't want to-
Yugi: Yami I'm so disappointed! How can you do this to me?
Yami: Yugi I-
Tea: Hey Yugi, why don't you go screw yourself? Yami's mine!
Yugi: IN YOUR DREAMS FRIENDSHIP WHORE!
Tea and Yugi: *start cat fighting*
Yami: OO *tries to go out the door*
Tea and Yugi: STAY THERE AND DON'T MOVE!
Yami: *gulp* Y-Yes master.
Yugi: *pushes Tea out the window* And that's the end of that chapter! ^_^
Yami: Oo; This is too weird. Where the hell is Nina when I need her?
*****Back with G1...*****
Nina: *talking to Jou and Tristan* So you see, that's why the cow jumped over the moon.
Tristan: *tears in his eyes* I finally understand.
Seto: *hitting his head against the wall*
*****G3: Ryou vs. Mai. The Final Battle*****
((YMS: -_- That is so lame.
Mid-S: Hey shut up! Don't make me glomp you!
YMS: O__O I'll be good.))
Mai and Bakura: *sleeping soundly*
Ryou: Now I shall destroy you Mai! And Baku-Chan will be mine! MUHAHAHAHA!
Bakura: *wakes up* Ryou shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep here, so if your gonna kill Mai, be silent about it! My god, what does a guy have to do to get some beauty rest around here? *turns around and goes back to sleep*
Ryou: Sorry Bakura. *quietly* Now to dispose of you! *grabs an axe*
Nina: *appears* You know, that's quite evil of you.
Ryou: O_o How are you here when you're supposed to be with Kaiba?
Nina:...Don't ask questions I don't know answers to. Anywho, you know this isn't right.
Ryou: -_- Put a sock in it TEA!
Nina: *tears in her eyes* Y-You don't mean that! R-Ryou, w-why are you b- being so m-mean? *sobs*
Ryou: Hey this is me. Take it or leave it.
Nina: *stops crying suddenly* Hm, that didn't work...Oh well, on to plan B! ^_^
Ryou: Oo What's plan B?
Nina:...I'm not quite sure yet. Here *hands him an axe* use it wisely.
Ryou: It's an axe, how the hell do I use it wisely?!
Nina: Sorry got to go Ryou! Midnight Scarlet might notice I'm not where I'm suppose to be.
Mid-S: I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE NINA! *has a net in her hand* I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET GLOMPED FOR THIS!
YMS: Hikari, really. -_-
Nina: O__O Crap! See ya!
Ryou: *blinks* What just happened there? OO *shrugs* Meh, whatever. Time to kill Mai.
Lights: *suddenly go out*
Everyone in the mansion: O__O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *run out of their rooms and into the living room*
Bakura: Ah crap, I knew that my life was too long. -_-
Yugi: Does anyone know what time it is?
Yami: It's time...to die! *freaky music plays in the background*
Yugi: ¬_¬ Stop that.
Yami: You never let me have any fun. T_T
Jou: Hey Kaiba...where did your sister go?
Everyone: *look at Seto* YOU HAVE A SISTER?! OO
Seto: Okay that's just getting annoying. ¬_¬ And Katsuya, the last time I saw her, she was running from Midnight Scarlet.
Nina: *appears on Seto's shoulder* Geez, thank god for that girl's yami! I would have been dead by now if it wasn't for her!
Seto: /Aw crap, why won't you die?/
Nina: Believe me Seto, I'm not staying here for you. -_-
Mai: Wait a second. Where's Malik and Y. Malik? And Tea?
Yugi: *looks around nervously* She, uh, accidentally fell out the window. Yes, accidentally.
Yami: Wait that's not what-
Yugi: *whispers* You're next.
Yami: *gulp*
Door: *swings open*
Figure in a Black Cloak (FBC): I AM...THE CLOAKED FIGURE!
Everyone: ...
FBC: FEAR ME!
Everyone: Malik and Y. Malik...that's not funny. That's just lame. -_-
Malik and Y. Malik: *come through the door* Hey guys, did we scare you by cutting off the power?
Everyone: O__O
Malik: What's wrong with you?
Mai: If you're not there...then who's that?
FBC: *sighs* Um, if you don't mind, could you start running for your lives?
Yami: Oh sure mister cloaked figure! ^_^
FBC: Thank you Yami. *looks at the others* Why can't you all be more polite like him?
Yami: I'm loved. ^__^
Everyone except Yami: O__o *run out the door*
Yami: T_T They all left. Wait for me guys! *runs out behind them*
FBC: What a nice bunch of soon-to-be victims. ^_^ Wait a second...damn! Lost them again!
*****Outside*****
Tristan: *looks at his watch* Hey guess what? He actually came on time! It's 6:08 now, so he must have appeared at 6:00.
Y. Malik: ¬_¬ What the hell is your point? We almost got killed.
Tristan: I just want to be noticed...T_T No one appreciates me.
Bakura: Damn strait.
Jou: Hey Kaiba, what ever happened to your brother?
Seto: O_o I have a brother?
Jou: Um yeah, that kid who always hangs off you. You know, black hair, adorable, taller then Yugi even though he's younger.
Yugi: ¬_¬ I resent that.
Seto: Oh him. I'm not quite sure...
Note: *suddenly appears out of thin air*
Seto: -_- M-Sama is really losing her touch...it must be that crazy yami's influence.
((YMS:...I'll make sure Kaiba pays for that.
Mid-S: NO, NOT SETO! OO
YMS: -_- Don't even start with me.))
Note: I *HAS* your brother. He in good care...for no. If you wants him back, come save him...Or I'll kills you.
Love always,
The Cloaked Figure.
Everyone: -_-
Seto: Okay, who ever this joker is, they have no grammar and don't know how to spell.
Ryou: The next logical move from here would be-
Bakura: To get a job at the Candy Factory!
Ryou: No, I was going to say-
Bakura: To bad, let's go!
*****The Candy Factory*****
Everyone: *wearing blue and white uniforms*
Candy Man: *humming a tune* ^_^ Life is so wonderful.
Bakura: *blood vessel* I blame you! *starts choking Yami*
Yami: How is this my fault?
Everyone: HOW IS IT NOT?
Yami: ¬_¬ I got over it. You should do the same.
Nina: We are so screwed. We have to go find Mokuba, escape from the Cloaked Figure, get out of this god-forsaken place, stop Bakura from killing Yami-
Seto: /Why on earth would we want to do that? OO/
Nina: *ignores him* And come home to watch CCS!
Seto: /Okay, no more Card Captor Sakura for you!/
Nina: But-
Seto: /NO./
Nina: T_T Meanie.
Rei: That ends this chapter of Goddess 911. What will happen next? Will they all find Mokuba? Will the Cloaked Figure find them at the Candy Store? And will Midnight Scarlet ever write something funny? ((Mid-S: REI, I GAVE YOU THIS JOB AND I CAN AS SURE AS HELL TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!)) *gulp* Find out next time on Goddess 911!
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Mid-S: Well, what did you think? More to come, I swear! Probably not my best chapter yet, but I try. Anywho, before my yami and the others can say anything else, please R&R and I'll give you whatever you ask of in your review! LOVE YOU ALL! Ja ne!
YMS: Thank the reviewers already! I bet they're getting tired of your pointless crap.
Mid-S: Fine. -_- Party pooper.
HUSH PUPPY 1: Darlin' you are such a sweetheart! ^_^ Thanks for the glomp by the way, it really helped. It's good to know I'm loved. *gives her a set of voodoo dolls* Just incase anyone ever bothers you. *winks*
KANEDA-SHOTARU AND YAMI TETSUO: Aw, another sweet reviewer. ^__^ Thanks for the kind words and I will be much happier now. *gives her Yu-Gi-Oh! mangas* Enjoy!
MALIK'S GURL: Yes, that does sound a little familiar. LOL! ^_~ Anywho, thanks for making me laugh and cheering me up a bit. You're a doll! *gives her $100* I stole it from my yami. ^_~
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Woah, if I don't update, you'll get your demons to eat my flesh? O__O You really know how to get a girl writing! ^_^ LOL! Well, thanks for the review and glad you like the story!
THANKIES ALSO TO: CROUCHING TIGRESS, SOUL DREAMER, SILVER DRAGON SOVEREIGN I, STARFOX SAIYAN, RANMA HIGURASHI, QUEEN OF ETERNAL DARKNESS, SMARTY 1, AISLING KAIBA, EVIL CHIBI MALIK AND ONLYHAUNTED FOR REVIEWING! *gives them all a Yu-Gi-Oh! subtitled DVD set*
Riku: Now on with the fic!
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Rei: We join our cast at the Kaiba mansion, waiting for the clock to strike 6:00 am...
****G1: Let's get something strait...****
Jou: Geez Kaiba, I never knew you had a sister. OO
Seto: Neither did I. -_-
Jou: So...how are you two related?
Nina: *corny Mary-Sue music plays in the background* When we where kids, we got separated at birth. I was taken to a cold man, who beat me day and night. Finally, I looked into the hospital records and I found out...that we where siblings! I searched far and wide and now finally, I have found my brother!
Seto: /Please, you don't think they'll buy that do you?/
Jou and Tristan: T_T That is the saddest story I've ever heard.
Seto: OO; /I stand corrected./
Nina: Aw, big brother, I've missed you! ^O^ *goes to glomp him*
Seto: ¬_¬ *moves out of the way before she can*
Nina: *slams into the wall* ...Pain. X_x
Tristan: That's mean of you Kaiba-Kun.
Seto: Bite me.
Tristan:...Okay! ^_^ *opens his mouth*
Seto: Oo; *backs away from a rabid Tristan*
Jou: *goes to help Nina up* You okay?
Nina: *dazed* I just had a wonderful dream where I died...
Jou: How can you be related to that jerk? *turns to Seto* She's much saner then you Kaiba.
Nina: Aw, that's so sweet of you Jou!
Jou: How do you know my name? Oo
Nina: Well Seto talks about you all the-
Seto: *puts his hand over her mouth* One more word out of you Nina and I swear you'll never see CCS again.
Nina: *gasps* NO NOT CARD CAPTOR SAKURA! OO *sobs* You evil, evil man!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Seto: -_- This isn't fair...
*****G2: Tug-of-Yami!*****
Tea: Now Yam-Chan, which dress do you think will look better on me? The pink friendship one? Or the baby blue friendship one? Or maybe the light yellow one.?
Yami: But Tea, I don't want to-
Yugi: Yami I'm so disappointed! How can you do this to me?
Yami: Yugi I-
Tea: Hey Yugi, why don't you go screw yourself? Yami's mine!
Yugi: IN YOUR DREAMS FRIENDSHIP WHORE!
Tea and Yugi: *start cat fighting*
Yami: OO *tries to go out the door*
Tea and Yugi: STAY THERE AND DON'T MOVE!
Yami: *gulp* Y-Yes master.
Yugi: *pushes Tea out the window* And that's the end of that chapter! ^_^
Yami: Oo; This is too weird. Where the hell is Nina when I need her?
*****Back with G1...*****
Nina: *talking to Jou and Tristan* So you see, that's why the cow jumped over the moon.
Tristan: *tears in his eyes* I finally understand.
Seto: *hitting his head against the wall*
*****G3: Ryou vs. Mai. The Final Battle*****
((YMS: -_- That is so lame.
Mid-S: Hey shut up! Don't make me glomp you!
YMS: O__O I'll be good.))
Mai and Bakura: *sleeping soundly*
Ryou: Now I shall destroy you Mai! And Baku-Chan will be mine! MUHAHAHAHA!
Bakura: *wakes up* Ryou shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep here, so if your gonna kill Mai, be silent about it! My god, what does a guy have to do to get some beauty rest around here? *turns around and goes back to sleep*
Ryou: Sorry Bakura. *quietly* Now to dispose of you! *grabs an axe*
Nina: *appears* You know, that's quite evil of you.
Ryou: O_o How are you here when you're supposed to be with Kaiba?
Nina:...Don't ask questions I don't know answers to. Anywho, you know this isn't right.
Ryou: -_- Put a sock in it TEA!
Nina: *tears in her eyes* Y-You don't mean that! R-Ryou, w-why are you b- being so m-mean? *sobs*
Ryou: Hey this is me. Take it or leave it.
Nina: *stops crying suddenly* Hm, that didn't work...Oh well, on to plan B! ^_^
Ryou: Oo What's plan B?
Nina:...I'm not quite sure yet. Here *hands him an axe* use it wisely.
Ryou: It's an axe, how the hell do I use it wisely?!
Nina: Sorry got to go Ryou! Midnight Scarlet might notice I'm not where I'm suppose to be.
Mid-S: I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE NINA! *has a net in her hand* I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET GLOMPED FOR THIS!
YMS: Hikari, really. -_-
Nina: O__O Crap! See ya!
Ryou: *blinks* What just happened there? OO *shrugs* Meh, whatever. Time to kill Mai.
Lights: *suddenly go out*
Everyone in the mansion: O__O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *run out of their rooms and into the living room*
Bakura: Ah crap, I knew that my life was too long. -_-
Yugi: Does anyone know what time it is?
Yami: It's time...to die! *freaky music plays in the background*
Yugi: ¬_¬ Stop that.
Yami: You never let me have any fun. T_T
Jou: Hey Kaiba...where did your sister go?
Everyone: *look at Seto* YOU HAVE A SISTER?! OO
Seto: Okay that's just getting annoying. ¬_¬ And Katsuya, the last time I saw her, she was running from Midnight Scarlet.
Nina: *appears on Seto's shoulder* Geez, thank god for that girl's yami! I would have been dead by now if it wasn't for her!
Seto: /Aw crap, why won't you die?/
Nina: Believe me Seto, I'm not staying here for you. -_-
Mai: Wait a second. Where's Malik and Y. Malik? And Tea?
Yugi: *looks around nervously* She, uh, accidentally fell out the window. Yes, accidentally.
Yami: Wait that's not what-
Yugi: *whispers* You're next.
Yami: *gulp*
Door: *swings open*
Figure in a Black Cloak (FBC): I AM...THE CLOAKED FIGURE!
Everyone: ...
FBC: FEAR ME!
Everyone: Malik and Y. Malik...that's not funny. That's just lame. -_-
Malik and Y. Malik: *come through the door* Hey guys, did we scare you by cutting off the power?
Everyone: O__O
Malik: What's wrong with you?
Mai: If you're not there...then who's that?
FBC: *sighs* Um, if you don't mind, could you start running for your lives?
Yami: Oh sure mister cloaked figure! ^_^
FBC: Thank you Yami. *looks at the others* Why can't you all be more polite like him?
Yami: I'm loved. ^__^
Everyone except Yami: O__o *run out the door*
Yami: T_T They all left. Wait for me guys! *runs out behind them*
FBC: What a nice bunch of soon-to-be victims. ^_^ Wait a second...damn! Lost them again!
*****Outside*****
Tristan: *looks at his watch* Hey guess what? He actually came on time! It's 6:08 now, so he must have appeared at 6:00.
Y. Malik: ¬_¬ What the hell is your point? We almost got killed.
Tristan: I just want to be noticed...T_T No one appreciates me.
Bakura: Damn strait.
Jou: Hey Kaiba, what ever happened to your brother?
Seto: O_o I have a brother?
Jou: Um yeah, that kid who always hangs off you. You know, black hair, adorable, taller then Yugi even though he's younger.
Yugi: ¬_¬ I resent that.
Seto: Oh him. I'm not quite sure...
Note: *suddenly appears out of thin air*
Seto: -_- M-Sama is really losing her touch...it must be that crazy yami's influence.
((YMS:...I'll make sure Kaiba pays for that.
Mid-S: NO, NOT SETO! OO
YMS: -_- Don't even start with me.))
Note: I *HAS* your brother. He in good care...for no. If you wants him back, come save him...Or I'll kills you.
Love always,
The Cloaked Figure.
Everyone: -_-
Seto: Okay, who ever this joker is, they have no grammar and don't know how to spell.
Ryou: The next logical move from here would be-
Bakura: To get a job at the Candy Factory!
Ryou: No, I was going to say-
Bakura: To bad, let's go!
*****The Candy Factory*****
Everyone: *wearing blue and white uniforms*
Candy Man: *humming a tune* ^_^ Life is so wonderful.
Bakura: *blood vessel* I blame you! *starts choking Yami*
Yami: How is this my fault?
Everyone: HOW IS IT NOT?
Yami: ¬_¬ I got over it. You should do the same.
Nina: We are so screwed. We have to go find Mokuba, escape from the Cloaked Figure, get out of this god-forsaken place, stop Bakura from killing Yami-
Seto: /Why on earth would we want to do that? OO/
Nina: *ignores him* And come home to watch CCS!
Seto: /Okay, no more Card Captor Sakura for you!/
Nina: But-
Seto: /NO./
Nina: T_T Meanie.
Rei: That ends this chapter of Goddess 911. What will happen next? Will they all find Mokuba? Will the Cloaked Figure find them at the Candy Store? And will Midnight Scarlet ever write something funny? ((Mid-S: REI, I GAVE YOU THIS JOB AND I CAN AS SURE AS HELL TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!)) *gulp* Find out next time on Goddess 911!
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Mid-S: Well, what did you think? More to come, I swear! Probably not my best chapter yet, but I try. Anywho, before my yami and the others can say anything else, please R&R and I'll give you whatever you ask of in your review! LOVE YOU ALL! Ja ne!