Mid-S: HELLO MY FAITHFULL REVIEWERS! ^_^ Let's cut my talking short and skip right to the reviews!

Logan: Hmph, that will be the day.

Mid-S: *whacks him* Quiet you!

HUSHPUPPY 1: Of course you're a sweetheart! ^__^ Thanks for the review hun! ^_~ *glomps her and gives her chocolate* Hope you like this chapter!

ALITHIEL DAYSTAR: I so agree with you hun! Tristan does need to have his mouth-sown shut! ^__^ I love it when people think like me. It's much easier then brainwashing them to do it. Lol. *gives her a box of Starburst* Enjoy!

EVIL YAMI: Thanks for the shiny voodoo doll darlin'! ^O^ *plays with it* Here you go and I hope you review for this chapter too! *gives her a BIG Jawbreaker*

CROUCHING TIGERESS: Hi hun! Wow, it seems like I haven't thanked you for anything in so long! ^_~ Well, thanks for forcing Seto to come and watch CCS with us. Nina is really happy about it! *gives her a girl Seto plushie* Luv ya Tiger-Chan! *blows kisses*

ONLYHAUNTED: Hm, I don't know Haunted-Chan, you're just gonna have to wait and see if your prediction is right! Thanks for the review hun! *gives her the REBD* I stole it from Jou. ^.~ Don't worry, he won't notice.

Jou: I already have.

Mid-S: O_O Aw crap! *runs away*

Riku: Now on with the story!

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Rei: We join our cast as they frolic in the sunshine, laughing and being merry, never to fight again- *snickers* Had you going there for a second didn't I? Actually, we're back to where we were...

*****Candy Store*****

Bakura: *still ticked off at Yami*

Yami: Bakura-Kun, come sing the candy song with me! We'll be friends forever! ^_^

Bakura: O__O DIE!!!!!!! *hits Yami with his Millennium ring*

Yami: X_x Ow.

Nina: *comes flying over* OH MY GOD, YAMI'S DEAD! AND NOTHING CAN BRING HIM BACK! *stops and rubs her chin* Unless...

Yami: Nina, I'm okay.

Nina: OH PRAISE GOD, YOU'RE ALIVE! *stops and rubs her chin again* Unless...

Seto: This is ridiculous! I'm a CEO! Why am I here anyway?

Ryou: Because we're running from the Cloaked Figure and M-Sama promised to glomp you forever if you didn't stay with us.

Y. Malik: Ha, Kaiba's afraid of the authoress! *chants* Kaiba's afraid of the authoress!

Everyone: Kaiba's afraid of the authoress!

Kaiba:...Shut up. -_-

Yugi: Now come on guys, that's not nice! It's not Kaiba's fault he's a wimp!

Seto: *sarcastically* Thanks allot Yugi. -_-

Yugi: Aw, you're welcome Kaiba-Kun. ^_^

Bakura: So, what do we do now?

Yugi, Yami, Malik, Y. Malik and Ryou: LET'S SING THE CANDY SONG! *jump on stage and start singing* I WANT CANDY!!

Nina, Seto, Mai and Bakura: *sweatdrop*

Mai: This is just sad...-_-

Tristan: Have you all forgotten about me? T_T

Bakura: O_o Were have you been all this time?

Tristan: You all left me behind. Here's this flashback to prove it:

~Flashback~

Tristan: *comes out of the washroom* Yugi? Jou? NO!!! WHY HAS EVERYONE FORSAKEN ME?? *cries*

~End Flashback~

Everyone: That's a really lame flashback...¬_¬

Tristan: No it's not. TT

Yugi: *comes off the stage, drunk* You're a pretty girl. ^_^ *touches Bakura's face*

Bakura: O__o; *extremely disturbed*

Jou: *hanging off Malik, also drunk* Come on baby, let's go party!

Malik: Score! ^__^

Seto: *baseball bat in hand* How about we play a little game Malik?

Malik: Um, okay. Oo

Seto: It's called 'How Fast Can Malik Run Away Before I Pound His Ass Into the Ground?' *grins evilly*

Malik: *thinks for a second* Hm, I'm not sure... *realizes it* Oh. O__O *runs away*

Seto: *running behind him, swinging the bat* YOU BETTER RUN! /Good thing Malik's an idiot, otherwise I would have been in BIG trouble. I mean that yami of his? Geez, I'd be practically asking for my death! O__O/

Nina: *watching* Were did you get all that beer Yugi?

Yugi: *hiccups* That weird purple dinosaur was giving out free samples. *points to a thing that looks strangely like Barney*

Barney: *giving everyone beer* That's right my slaves, Barney shall be on T.V. 24 hours a day! *sees Nina* Hey friend, come give me a hug! ^_^

Nina: O__O Oh shit, we gotta get out of here!

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *looks at him* What is it?

Ryou: Nothing. I just haven't said anything in a long time. ^^;

Mai: Freak. ¬_¬

Yami: This is ridiculous! I say we get the hell out of this god-forsaken place and run for our lives! Who's with me?

Everyone: *already gone*

Yami: Aw crap. ¬¬ *runs after them*

*****Outside*****

Bakura: Now what do we do?

Jou: I say we go to Disney Land! ^_^ *glomps Seto* You with me Kaiba-boy?

Seto: ^__^ Why not?

Y. Malik: You know, he's still drunk.

Seto: ¬_¬ You just have to ruin my moments don't you?

Bakura: *standing by a plane* Alright kids, let's go! *jumps into the plane*

Malik: How did that get there? O_o;

Bakura: Don't ask stupid questions. Now are you coming or not?

Malik:...Okay. ^_^ *jumps in along with everyone else*

******In the Plane...*****

Yami: *sitting down beside Yugi* So hikari, where are we going?

Yugi: *looks at a map that has somehow magically appeared in his lap* According to this, we're going to Hawaii.

Yami: ^__^ Alright!

Yugi: I'm sorry did I say Hawaii? I meant Barbie Island.

All the Yu-Gi-Oh! Guys: *trying to undo their seatbelts* LET US OUT, LET US OUT!

Y. Malik: *goes into the cockpit and pushes the pilot out* I'm driving now!

Nina: Seto-Kun, we're all gonna die aren't we?

Seto: I'm afraid so Nina. I'm afraid so.

Nina: Aren't you at least going to lie and tell me that we will be okay? Oo;

Seto: This isn't a Disney movie. ¬_¬

Yami: Don't worry Nina, I'm sure the pilot is going to make sure we're okay.

Ryou: Wow Yami, you aren't even worried that Yami Malik's driving the plane.

Yami: Yami Malik's driving the plane?! HOLLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!! O___O

Nina: This is the last time I ask for comfort and expect to get it. -_-

*****Meanwhile...*****

Y. Malik: *humming* Nothing can possibly go wrong. ^_^

Engines: *die*

Y. Malik: Except for that.

*****Back With the Others*****

Yugi: Has anyone else noticed that no matter what, everything is always as Midnight Scarlet wants it to be?

Everyone: No.

Yugi: But-

Everyone: We said 'NO'!

Yugi: T_T

Y. Malik: *nervously over loud speaker* Um, this is your captain speaking. I seem to have made our engines blow out so we will all be plummeting to our death in a few minutes. That is all.

Yami: It's so nice of him to tell us that. ^_^

Everyone: *look at Yami* O_o;

Plane: *crashes*

Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: *walk out unharmed*

Jou: Woo-hoo, let's do that again! ^_^

Bakura: Great, now I'm stranded on some strange island, with no way to get back home *and* I'm stuck with you idiots. Yay. -_-

Seto: I remind everyone, I am a genius.

Nina: *laughs hysterically at that*

Seto: *smacks her over the head* Shut up. -_-

Nina: X_x... I'll get my revenge.

Y. Malik: *looks at the wrecked plane* Hm, I can't help but think this is partly my fault.

Everyone: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Y. Malik: ¬_¬ I got over it. You guys should do the same.

Ryou: O__O

Mai: Ryou, what's wrong?

Ryou: O__O *points to a sign*

Sign: "Welcome to Barbie Isle, Where All Your Barbie Dreams Come True"

Everyone: O___O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*****15 Minutes Later...*****

Everyone: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yugi: It can't get any worse then this. -_-

*you hear giggles, footsteps and the song 'I'm a Barbie Girl' playing*

Nina: You just had to say it, didn't you? ¬_¬

Barbie #198: Hiya! ^_^ Wow, you're all like, so cute! Come hang out with us, we'll put make-up on you and make you all pretty! *goes up to Bakura*

Bakura: *summons Man-Eater Bug* DISTROY THE EVIL ONES!

MEB: *stomps on Malik and Bakura*

Bakura: Not us you idiot! The Barbies!

Barbie #9: Hm, that's not very nice Bakura. *summons Beautiful Movie-Star*

BMS: *eats MEB*

Bakura: O__o; Okay nothing makes sense anymore! RA, IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL SAVE ME NOW!

*nothing happens*

Ra: *appears* You're kidding right? ¬¬ *disappears*

Malik: I told you to sacrifice Kaiba but nooooo! You had to be all 'I'm Going to Drown Him First'!

Seto: Does it even bother you that I'm right here? Oo;

Malik: No, not really.

Y. Malik: *glares* That's it, all of these Barbies are going down! Six feet under to be precise!

Nina: You mean they're going to hell?

Y. Malik: No. I'm just going to bury them six feet under the soil.

Nina: -_- Why do I even ask?

Barbies: *gasp*

Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: What? OO

Barbie #2: That threat! You are the chosen one! *points at Y. Malik*

Y. Malik: Cool. ^_^ What do I win?

Barbie # 34: You are the new leader! The one who shall lead all the Barbie Girls through the generations!

Y. Malik: I knew I was better then that idiot Pharaoh!

Yami: ¬_¬ Your day will come Yami Malik. Your day will come.

Barbie #1: But first, we have to get rid of your Bishonen rivals! *looks at Seto, Bakura and Yami*

Bakura: Looking this good is a crime. ^_^

Seto: -_- I blame Nina.

Nina: Hey, it's not my fault they think you're Bishonen. I personally don't.

Seto: ¬_¬ You wouldn't know beauty if it hit you over the head.

Nina: Darling I am beauty, now shut up.

Seto: Vain bitch. -_-

((Riku: Hm, I can't believe they fight so much! Do you think they like each other?

Mid-S: O__O NO!!!!!!!! They have to hate each other!

Riku: Why? Oo;

Mid-S: Because Seto is Jou's property. ^_^ Nina-Chan just thinks Seto's an annoying bastard, that's all. But they might become friends, though I personally don't think that's possible.

YMS: Sorry for her insane blabbering. On with the story. -_-))

Barbies: *dragging the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast up Barbie Mountain*

Mai: Its times like these I wish I were dead. -_-

Yami: Oh come on Mai, lighten up! ^__^ It's not every day I'm called a Bishonen.

Mai: Yami, you're going to be used as a human sacrifice. Doesn't that disturb you at all?

Yami: Hey it was bound to happen sometime. I just thought I was going to die in a motorcycle crash at the age of 1200.

Mai: Ha, you dreamer! ^_^

The Rest of the Cast: *listening to their conversation* O___o;;

Seto: *looks up at the sky* Someone up there really hates me.

Ra: *laughing* You better believe it. ^_~

*****Meanwhile...*****

Cloaked Figure: So...they went which way?

Guy: *pointing West* That way!

Cloaked Figure: *turns to the East* This way?

Guy: No! This way! *points to the west but sees that the Cloaked Figure is starting to walk East* Why are you going that way? O.o;;

Rei: And so that ends this chapter of 'Goddess 911'! Tune in next time to find out: What happens to the cast? Will the Cloaked Figure ever go the right way? And will Nina and Seto ever agree on something? ((Nina and Seto: Not on your life!)) Find out next time on 'Goddess 911'!

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Mid-S: Well, I hope everyone liked that chapter! Please R&R and I'll get the next one out soon, I promise! *puts her hand over her heart*

YMS: *sigh*

Mid-S: What's wrong yami?

YMS: Nothing much. Nina and Seto are at it again. -_- *points to them*

Seto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M UNDERWEIGHT?!

Nina: I mean what I say Seto-Kun.

Mid-S: NO! Nina-Chan, don't be mean to Seto! I love him! T_T

Nina: *stops* Fine. But only because I'm the better one of us!

Seto: Oh no you're not!

Both: *go back to fighting*

Mid-S: Anywho, see you all next time. I'll try to stop these two from ripping each other apart.

YMS: -_- Easier said then done.

Mid-S: Ja ne!