Mid-S: A new chapter for all of my faithful readers and reviewers! ^__^
Just to tell you all the Cloaked Figure is NOT RYOGA!
YMS: You know, why don't you ever let me be in charge?
Mid-S: Because knowing you, you'll kill Seto or at least injure him! All because of your crush on Jou. *shakes her head*
YMS: *gasps* You weren't supposed to tell anyone! O__O
Mid-S: Anywho, on with the reviews Q&A!
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Hey hun, thanks for the review and the suggestion! ^_^ I'll use it in this chapter if you don't mind. There will of course be more DDR in future chapters, so don't worry if there's only a little in this one! *hands her a Seto and Jou kiss plushies* Enjoy! ^_~
MACHINEGUNGIRL: Hey MGG-Chan! Rei belongs to Beyblade, I just steal him all the time. ^_^ Boy is Kei getting pissed off though! THAT'S RIGHT, DISTROY PEGASUS! MUHAHAHAHA!!!.Sorry, I just had a moment there. ^^; *hands her a Ryou plushie*
EVIL CHIBI MALIK: It's okay that you missed the last chapter, but I'm glad you're back! ^__^ *waves to Ankharue* Nice to meet ya! Be nice to your hikari though, she's a sweet girl! ^_~ I get a golden ducky? And it has a scarlet ribbon? How did you know? *glomps her* Thankies!
SARA AKA CELBI: Stealing is such a harsh word. YMS: She was stealing. Shut up yami! Anywho, no the cloaked figure is NOT RYOGA! They just have a bad sense of direction. ^_^ *gives her a Bakura plushie* Thanks for the review darlin'!
RANMA HIGURASHI: No hun, it's not Ryoga. ^_^ Good try though! *hands her a Ranma and Ryoga plushies* Thankies for your review!
ONLYHAUNTED: Don't worry sweetie, this chapter has a little displays of affection! ^_~ Thanks for your review! *gives her a CC Sakura plushie* /~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~/~/~
Rei: *quickly* We join our cast at Barbie Mountain, about to get sacrificed! Sorry people, can't talk for long! I gotta get my popcorn before the show starts. ^_^ *runs away*
Mid-S: *sighs* Good help is so hard to bribe these days. -_- Riku, you take over. *tapes a sign that says narrator on his back and walks away*
Riku: Um, on with the story? Oo;
*****Let the BBQ Begin! ^_^*****
Y. Malik: ^__^ This is so much fun! Isn't this so much fun Baku?
Bakura: *tied to a pole along with Seto and Yami* ¬_¬ Loads.
Yami: *crying* I'm too pretty to die! T_T
Barbie #1112: Aw, don't cry Yami. It'll all be over slowly and painfully. ^_^
Yami: *sniffs* Really?
Barbie #1112: Of course!
Yami: Yay! ^__^
Bakura and Seto: Baka. -_-
Yugi: I just thought of something! Hey Barbies, where did all the Kens go?
Barbie #11: The sharks that live in the ocean ate them. *cries*
Seto: Lucky bastards. -_-
Barbie #33: For some reason, they didn't want us as well.
Nina: *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder why.
Barbie #455: Enough talk sisters! We have to destroy Yami Malik's rivals! To the 'Volcano of Doom'!
Jou: Wow, that sounds like such a nice place! ^_^
Rest of the Cast: O__o;
Jou: Well, it does. *pouts*
*****At the Volcano of Doom.*****
Barbie #11222: Alright sisters, let us kill the rivals of Yami Malik! LONG LIVE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Barbies: LONG LIVE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast except Y. Malik: Long-live-the-Fairy-Queen? *look at each other* BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Y. Malik: *glares* KILL THEM ALL!...Except my hikari.
Malik: Yay, I've been spared! ^_^
Mai: Maybe, but who knows what kinds of horrible things he'll do to you!
Y. Malik: *whispers something into Malik's ear*
Malik: *turns red* Oh yami! *giggles*
Y. Malik: *whispers more*
Malik: With sprinkles on top? *starry eyes*
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: O__o; *disturbed*
Y. Malik: I don't think you heard what I said.
Barbie #3: Enough! It's time to kill the cast!
Yugi: *crying* Oh Yami, I have to tell you something important!
Yami: Yeah?
Yugi: I lo-
Barbie #224: Time's up! *pushes them all into the volcano*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *fall*
*****A little While Later...*****
Barbies: Okay Yami Malik, dazzle us!
Y. Malik: Okay, um...*magically makes a DDR stadium appear* Hm, now what would make millions of Barbies' hearts melt?
Barbies: *in awe of the stadium* Wow! ^O^
Y. Malik: This is really too easy. -_- *dancing and singing* Sometimes love can hit you everyday. Sometimes you can fall for everyone you see. But only one can really make me stay.
A sign from the sky, said to me. You're one in a million, you're once in a lifetime, you made me discover one of the stars above us. You're one in a million, you're once in a lifetime, you made me discover one of the stars above us.
Barbies: AWWWW! *squeal and random ones faint*
Malik: *glares at them all, green with jealousy* Stupid Barbies...
Nina: Hey! ^_^
Malik: Wait a second! Aren't you supposed to be in the volcano along with them?
Nina: Oh yeah.*jumps into the volcano*
Malik: O_o;; She's way too weird.
*****Meanwhile...*****
Everyone: *climbing up the volcano wall*
Seto: Yami Malik will pay!
Yami: For eating the last piece of my chocolate cake!
Seto: *looks back at him*
Yami: What?
Seto: *twaps him and continues climbing*
Nina: *floats down near them* Hi Yami! Having fun? ^_^
Yami: No...Kaiba's hitting me! T_T
Seto: Oh yes, whine to the goddess why don't you? Crybaby. ¬_¬
Yami: *gasps* Am not!
Seto: Are too!
Yami: Am not!
Ryou: Um Nina-Chan, how about you just zap us all out of here huh?
Nina: *sighs* Okay Ryou, but I'm leaving these two here!
Everyone except Seto and Yami: *disappear to the top of the volcano*
*****Back with Malik and Y. Malik...*****
Y. Malik: *dancing to the song, 'Mr. Wonderful' ((Mid-S: Go figure. -_-))* I'm too sexy for my own good. ^__^
Malik: Please, spare me. -_-
Bakura: Okay, that's it, he's gonna die! *jumps on the platform too*
Y. Malik: *GASP* Oh no, it's the tomb robber!
Bakura: MOON TIARA MUSIC!
*nothing happens*
Ryou:...Yami, you're not Sailor moon. --;
Bakura: I could be if I wanted too! I'll show you all! *cries*
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: *sweatdrop*
Jou: This just keeps getting better and better. -_-
Barbie #456: This isn't good! How could you survive the magma fall? How did you get back up here?
Mai: You know, these things are really starting to get on my nerves. *stabs the Barbie with a nail file*
Barbie: *dead*
Everyone: O__o;;
Mai: What?
Everyone: A nail file?
Mai: Look, it's the only thing I have with me. Now unless you want to be next, I suggest you shut up.
Everyone: *gulp* Nina: Hm, I can't help but feel like I'm forgetting something.
*****Back with Seto and Yami...*****
Seto: Ah damn, I'll kill who ever is making me hang here!
((YMS: *evil laugh* This is for being...you! MUAHAHAHA!
Mid-S: *tied up* YAMI, WHEN I GET FREE, I'LL MURDER YOU!
Rei: *comes by with popcorn* Oh hey M-Sama! Why are you tied up? Here. *unties her*
YMS: Oh crap! O__O *runs away*
Mid-S: Stupid yami. *sits down to write the rest of the chapter*))
Yami: You know, after all this insanity, I can't help but wonder...Do you think I'll get a discount at Macy's?
Seto: *twaps him* Why do I always get stuck with you? -_-
Nina: *appears* Hey you two! Sorry about leaving you there, I didn't mean too. Well, to be honest, yes I did, but I'm here now! *zaps them to the top of the mountain*
Jou: *hugs Seto* You're okay! ^___^
Everyone: O__O
Jou: I mean, uh, damn you're alive! *pushes away from him*
Nina: Aw fudge, and just when I was starting to plan your wedding. *snaps her fingers and frowns*
Seto: T_T
Yugi: Yami! ^__^ *runs to him*
Yami: O____O
Yugi: *stops running* Yami, what's wrong?
Yami: O____O *points to something*
Tea: HI GUYS!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: Oh shit! -_-
Tea: *hugs Yami* I've missed you so much Yam-Chan!
Ryou: How are you still...alive? Oo;;
Tea: Hm, you know, I'm not quite sure. I just thought of our friendship and how we should all get friendship rings and- *looks around but only sees the Barbies* Hey, where did my friends go?
*****With the Cast...*****
Bakura: *driving a boat*
Yugi: Wow Bakura, you actually managed to build a whole boat while Tea was talking?
Bakura: ^_^ Yup!
Y. Malik: T__T Why did you take me away from them?! Now I'll never be the Barbie Leader!
Yami: Haha, now with you out of the picture, I shall be the Fairy Queen!
Mai: You mean King.right?
Yami: *looks side to side* Yes.king.
Everyone: Oo;; *back away from a very freaky Yami*
Seto: Aw whatever, I'm gonna go take a bath.
Nina: There's a bathroom in here? Oo;
Seto: Yup! ^_^ *walks away*
Nina: Why do I even bother? -_-
*****In the Bathroom.*****
Seto: *singing and washing his hair* Are you listening? Woah! Sing it back, woah!
*hears something*
Seto: *peaks from behind the bath curtains* Hello? Cloaked Figure?...Yami? ¬_¬
Mirror: *message written in black lipstick* I'm gonna murderz you!
Seto: Oh yeah. That's scary. -_-
Riku: Isn't it though Kaiba? Isn't it? Join us next time to find out: What will the cast do on the boat? Will Tea and the Barbies find them? And WHERE is the Cloaked Figure? Find out on the next, 'Goddess 911'!
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Mid-S: R&R onegai Mina-san and I'll get the next chapter out soon!
YMS: You know, why don't you ever let me be in charge?
Mid-S: Because knowing you, you'll kill Seto or at least injure him! All because of your crush on Jou. *shakes her head*
YMS: *gasps* You weren't supposed to tell anyone! O__O
Mid-S: Anywho, on with the reviews Q&A!
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Hey hun, thanks for the review and the suggestion! ^_^ I'll use it in this chapter if you don't mind. There will of course be more DDR in future chapters, so don't worry if there's only a little in this one! *hands her a Seto and Jou kiss plushies* Enjoy! ^_~
MACHINEGUNGIRL: Hey MGG-Chan! Rei belongs to Beyblade, I just steal him all the time. ^_^ Boy is Kei getting pissed off though! THAT'S RIGHT, DISTROY PEGASUS! MUHAHAHAHA!!!.Sorry, I just had a moment there. ^^; *hands her a Ryou plushie*
EVIL CHIBI MALIK: It's okay that you missed the last chapter, but I'm glad you're back! ^__^ *waves to Ankharue* Nice to meet ya! Be nice to your hikari though, she's a sweet girl! ^_~ I get a golden ducky? And it has a scarlet ribbon? How did you know? *glomps her* Thankies!
SARA AKA CELBI: Stealing is such a harsh word. YMS: She was stealing. Shut up yami! Anywho, no the cloaked figure is NOT RYOGA! They just have a bad sense of direction. ^_^ *gives her a Bakura plushie* Thanks for the review darlin'!
RANMA HIGURASHI: No hun, it's not Ryoga. ^_^ Good try though! *hands her a Ranma and Ryoga plushies* Thankies for your review!
ONLYHAUNTED: Don't worry sweetie, this chapter has a little displays of affection! ^_~ Thanks for your review! *gives her a CC Sakura plushie* /~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~/~/~
Rei: *quickly* We join our cast at Barbie Mountain, about to get sacrificed! Sorry people, can't talk for long! I gotta get my popcorn before the show starts. ^_^ *runs away*
Mid-S: *sighs* Good help is so hard to bribe these days. -_- Riku, you take over. *tapes a sign that says narrator on his back and walks away*
Riku: Um, on with the story? Oo;
*****Let the BBQ Begin! ^_^*****
Y. Malik: ^__^ This is so much fun! Isn't this so much fun Baku?
Bakura: *tied to a pole along with Seto and Yami* ¬_¬ Loads.
Yami: *crying* I'm too pretty to die! T_T
Barbie #1112: Aw, don't cry Yami. It'll all be over slowly and painfully. ^_^
Yami: *sniffs* Really?
Barbie #1112: Of course!
Yami: Yay! ^__^
Bakura and Seto: Baka. -_-
Yugi: I just thought of something! Hey Barbies, where did all the Kens go?
Barbie #11: The sharks that live in the ocean ate them. *cries*
Seto: Lucky bastards. -_-
Barbie #33: For some reason, they didn't want us as well.
Nina: *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder why.
Barbie #455: Enough talk sisters! We have to destroy Yami Malik's rivals! To the 'Volcano of Doom'!
Jou: Wow, that sounds like such a nice place! ^_^
Rest of the Cast: O__o;
Jou: Well, it does. *pouts*
*****At the Volcano of Doom.*****
Barbie #11222: Alright sisters, let us kill the rivals of Yami Malik! LONG LIVE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Barbies: LONG LIVE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast except Y. Malik: Long-live-the-Fairy-Queen? *look at each other* BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Y. Malik: *glares* KILL THEM ALL!...Except my hikari.
Malik: Yay, I've been spared! ^_^
Mai: Maybe, but who knows what kinds of horrible things he'll do to you!
Y. Malik: *whispers something into Malik's ear*
Malik: *turns red* Oh yami! *giggles*
Y. Malik: *whispers more*
Malik: With sprinkles on top? *starry eyes*
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: O__o; *disturbed*
Y. Malik: I don't think you heard what I said.
Barbie #3: Enough! It's time to kill the cast!
Yugi: *crying* Oh Yami, I have to tell you something important!
Yami: Yeah?
Yugi: I lo-
Barbie #224: Time's up! *pushes them all into the volcano*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *fall*
*****A little While Later...*****
Barbies: Okay Yami Malik, dazzle us!
Y. Malik: Okay, um...*magically makes a DDR stadium appear* Hm, now what would make millions of Barbies' hearts melt?
Barbies: *in awe of the stadium* Wow! ^O^
Y. Malik: This is really too easy. -_- *dancing and singing* Sometimes love can hit you everyday. Sometimes you can fall for everyone you see. But only one can really make me stay.
A sign from the sky, said to me. You're one in a million, you're once in a lifetime, you made me discover one of the stars above us. You're one in a million, you're once in a lifetime, you made me discover one of the stars above us.
Barbies: AWWWW! *squeal and random ones faint*
Malik: *glares at them all, green with jealousy* Stupid Barbies...
Nina: Hey! ^_^
Malik: Wait a second! Aren't you supposed to be in the volcano along with them?
Nina: Oh yeah.*jumps into the volcano*
Malik: O_o;; She's way too weird.
*****Meanwhile...*****
Everyone: *climbing up the volcano wall*
Seto: Yami Malik will pay!
Yami: For eating the last piece of my chocolate cake!
Seto: *looks back at him*
Yami: What?
Seto: *twaps him and continues climbing*
Nina: *floats down near them* Hi Yami! Having fun? ^_^
Yami: No...Kaiba's hitting me! T_T
Seto: Oh yes, whine to the goddess why don't you? Crybaby. ¬_¬
Yami: *gasps* Am not!
Seto: Are too!
Yami: Am not!
Ryou: Um Nina-Chan, how about you just zap us all out of here huh?
Nina: *sighs* Okay Ryou, but I'm leaving these two here!
Everyone except Seto and Yami: *disappear to the top of the volcano*
*****Back with Malik and Y. Malik...*****
Y. Malik: *dancing to the song, 'Mr. Wonderful' ((Mid-S: Go figure. -_-))* I'm too sexy for my own good. ^__^
Malik: Please, spare me. -_-
Bakura: Okay, that's it, he's gonna die! *jumps on the platform too*
Y. Malik: *GASP* Oh no, it's the tomb robber!
Bakura: MOON TIARA MUSIC!
*nothing happens*
Ryou:...Yami, you're not Sailor moon. --;
Bakura: I could be if I wanted too! I'll show you all! *cries*
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: *sweatdrop*
Jou: This just keeps getting better and better. -_-
Barbie #456: This isn't good! How could you survive the magma fall? How did you get back up here?
Mai: You know, these things are really starting to get on my nerves. *stabs the Barbie with a nail file*
Barbie: *dead*
Everyone: O__o;;
Mai: What?
Everyone: A nail file?
Mai: Look, it's the only thing I have with me. Now unless you want to be next, I suggest you shut up.
Everyone: *gulp* Nina: Hm, I can't help but feel like I'm forgetting something.
*****Back with Seto and Yami...*****
Seto: Ah damn, I'll kill who ever is making me hang here!
((YMS: *evil laugh* This is for being...you! MUAHAHAHA!
Mid-S: *tied up* YAMI, WHEN I GET FREE, I'LL MURDER YOU!
Rei: *comes by with popcorn* Oh hey M-Sama! Why are you tied up? Here. *unties her*
YMS: Oh crap! O__O *runs away*
Mid-S: Stupid yami. *sits down to write the rest of the chapter*))
Yami: You know, after all this insanity, I can't help but wonder...Do you think I'll get a discount at Macy's?
Seto: *twaps him* Why do I always get stuck with you? -_-
Nina: *appears* Hey you two! Sorry about leaving you there, I didn't mean too. Well, to be honest, yes I did, but I'm here now! *zaps them to the top of the mountain*
Jou: *hugs Seto* You're okay! ^___^
Everyone: O__O
Jou: I mean, uh, damn you're alive! *pushes away from him*
Nina: Aw fudge, and just when I was starting to plan your wedding. *snaps her fingers and frowns*
Seto: T_T
Yugi: Yami! ^__^ *runs to him*
Yami: O____O
Yugi: *stops running* Yami, what's wrong?
Yami: O____O *points to something*
Tea: HI GUYS!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: Oh shit! -_-
Tea: *hugs Yami* I've missed you so much Yam-Chan!
Ryou: How are you still...alive? Oo;;
Tea: Hm, you know, I'm not quite sure. I just thought of our friendship and how we should all get friendship rings and- *looks around but only sees the Barbies* Hey, where did my friends go?
*****With the Cast...*****
Bakura: *driving a boat*
Yugi: Wow Bakura, you actually managed to build a whole boat while Tea was talking?
Bakura: ^_^ Yup!
Y. Malik: T__T Why did you take me away from them?! Now I'll never be the Barbie Leader!
Yami: Haha, now with you out of the picture, I shall be the Fairy Queen!
Mai: You mean King.right?
Yami: *looks side to side* Yes.king.
Everyone: Oo;; *back away from a very freaky Yami*
Seto: Aw whatever, I'm gonna go take a bath.
Nina: There's a bathroom in here? Oo;
Seto: Yup! ^_^ *walks away*
Nina: Why do I even bother? -_-
*****In the Bathroom.*****
Seto: *singing and washing his hair* Are you listening? Woah! Sing it back, woah!
*hears something*
Seto: *peaks from behind the bath curtains* Hello? Cloaked Figure?...Yami? ¬_¬
Mirror: *message written in black lipstick* I'm gonna murderz you!
Seto: Oh yeah. That's scary. -_-
Riku: Isn't it though Kaiba? Isn't it? Join us next time to find out: What will the cast do on the boat? Will Tea and the Barbies find them? And WHERE is the Cloaked Figure? Find out on the next, 'Goddess 911'!
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Mid-S: R&R onegai Mina-san and I'll get the next chapter out soon!