Mid-S: My lovely reviewers! *bows to them* Sorry for the long wait for a
new chapter but being sick and school work have been putting me out of
commission.
Johnny Depp: *enters* Um, do you know how to get to Hollywood?
Mid-S: Oh my god! It's Johnny Depp! *faints*
Riku: This is all your fault! You with your stunning good looks and devil may care charm!
JD: Hey, it was her choice to faint at my presence.
Riku: *starry-eyed* I'm sorry I wasn't listening. I was too lost in your eyes.
YMS: Um, okay. Oo; *shakes Mid-S until she wakes up*
Mid-S: I'm alive! ^_^ And now, to the reviews!
ONLYHAUNTED: Wow, *you* have nothing else to say?! Call the hospital, I think she's terribly sick! Lol. Sorry about that. ^^; Anywho, glad you like the CCS plushie. *glomps her* Luv ya!
RANMA HIGURASHI: De-cen-cy? What is this word? lol. Anywho, it's not Jou, but I promise you, you'll know who it is soon enough. *winks*
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Ah, my hysterically laughing reviewer! ^__^ I love you're reviews, they're so sweet! 'Write more, or feel the wrath of your master'? Holly shit, now I'm scared! *goes to write the chapter* Thanks for the review hun!
HUSH PUPPIE: Hey darlin'! Glad you like the story and the chocolate! ^_^ I work hard to make my reviewers happy! *gives her lollypops and roses* Don't eat the roses though. ^_~
BISHONENZ ANGEL: Oh, poor you! Homework sucks badly. After posting this, I have a report I *must* finish so I know the feeling. *glomps her* Be strong hun!
MACHINEGUNGIRL: Oh hun, I'm so sorry! I meant to thank *you* for the duckie, but my YAMI *glares at YMS* messed up again. *gives her Bakura and Ryou* You can have them for a week as my apology for the ducky thing.
Bakura: Great, so you mess up and we have to pay for it.
Mid-S: Yup! ^_^
BIG THANKIES TO: SILVER-TIFA, SAURONS TWIN SISTER, DEMON, KANEDA-SHOTARO AND YAMI TETSUO! YOU GUYS ROCK!! /~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~
Rei: It has just been announced that our favourite cast.has died at sea. *hangs his head down*
Mid-S: Wait a minute...*looks at a piece of paper* That's not in the script! Rei, stop trying to ruin my love story!
Rei: Some love story this is. -_- I don't know why I'm the narrator anyway.
Mid-S: *points a gun at his head* You will obey me! Now NARRATE!
YMS: My hikari's gone mad with power! She'll kill us all! AHHHHHHHHH! *runs away screaming*
Rei: OO; Well this has been a puzzling beginning. Um, on with the story?
*****On the Boat*****
Malik and Yami: *playing Chinese Checkers*
Yami: *eats a marble*
Malik: For the last time Yami! The marbles AREN'T MINI JAWBRAKERS!
Yami: Oh yeah? Then how come my tooth just chipped? *opens his mouth and shows that his front tooth is chipped badly*
Malik: Oo; You seriously need help!
Bakura: *humming to himself and driving the boat* Life is grand! ^_^ *plows right threw a tug-boat*
Ryou: O__O BAKURA! YOU JUST KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE!
Bakura: I don't know what you're talking about. *goes through another one*
Ryou: Stop doing that!
Bakura: I can't! There are no brakes!
Music: *in the background* DUN DUN DUUUN!
Ryou: Yes there are. *points to the brakes*
Bakura: ¬_¬ Then I just don't want to, okay?
Ryou: -_-
Y. Malik: *crying* I WANT TO BE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Everyone: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Y. Malik: *sniffs* I'm not appreciated.
Seto: *comes in* Damn strait.
Nina: What are you doing back here? Oo; Did anything happen?
Seto: Well, I just got a message written in black lipstick that said I was going to be killed, so I'm pretty sure we're all in mortal danger. *shrugs* You know, nothing new.
Yugi: Phew, that's a relief. ^_^ I was almost worried for a second.
Everyone except Yugi and Seto: Riight. Oo;
Lights: *go out*
Jou: Woah, déjà vu! OO
Nina: Well you know Midnight Scarlet's idea's aren't what they used to be. She's a burnt up old hag.
Everyone: *nod*
((Mid-S: You go a little mad with power, and this is what you get. Sheesh.
YMS: *slaps her forehead* Stupid hikari. -_-))
Red Light: *magically appears*
Cloaked Figure's Voice: Hello Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast! You are all going to die now.
Bakura: You say that so much it's lost all meaning. -_-
Cloaked Figure's Voice: SILENCE! I mean what I say!
Yugi: Where are you anyway?
Cloaked Figure's Voice: *silence* Um, well I was kinda hoping you'd tell me. I'm not very good with directions.
Seto: Oh yeah, now I'm really scared. -_- Our murderer doesn't even know where they are.
Cloaked Figure's Voice: So, you guys won't tell me where I am huh?
Everyone: Nope.
Jou: Besides, we can't even see where you *are*! Oo;
Cloaked Figure's Voice: Hm.Okay, in that case, I'll just have to find a map. Carry on!
Lights: *go back on*
Voice: *fades away*
Everyone: .Okay there.
Y. Malik: That was the stupidest 'death threat' I have ever heard. And I've heard a hell of a lot.
Nina: What kind of murderer is this anyway? -_-
Yami: Guys! Come on now! Haven't you learned anything?
Bakura: What the hell are you talking about Pharaoh?
Yami: You all know it's not right to judge people just because they suck at being killers. You have to look on the inside and-
Seto: *puts tape over his mouth and looks at the others* No need to thank me. I did it for the sake of humanity. The last thing we need is another Tea.
Nina: Amen to that.
Yugi: Maybe we can get along better now.
*****Five Minutes Later.*****
Yami: *got the tape off his mouth* Yes I'm free! ^_^ *knocks over Bakura's priceless vase* Oh shit. I'm so dead.
Bakura: *gasps* Yami! What did you do?!
Yami: *really quickly* I-wasn't-watching-where-I-was-going-and-I-broke-your- priceless-vase-and-I'm-so-sorry-please-forgive-me!
Bakura: *really angry* That was a freaking priceless vase! *chucks another one at Yami* I'll teach you to brake my priceless vases!
*****Meanwhile.*****
Mai: You know Yugi, I think you're right. It's much more peaceful when Yami's tied up.
Yugi: Well, at least now we're going to be able to think clearly.
Bakura: *running after Yami, chucking more vases at him* DIE YOU VASE- BRAKER!
Yami: AHHH! *runs away*
Mai: We spoke too soon. -_-
Yami: Nina, save me!
Nina: *appears* Sorry Yami...but I promised Seto, Malik and Yami Malik that I wouldn't.
Malik: I don't remember saying t-
Nina: *clamps her hand over his mouth and sweatdrops* Hehe, short memory span. ^^;
Ryou: Wait a minute, stop everything!
Everyone: *turns to look at him*
Bakura: What is it hikari? I'm just about ready to kill a bug.
Yami: Oh good, it seems he's given up on me. ^_^
Nina: Baka. -_-
Ryou: Anyway, Bakura, if you're not driving the boat, who is?
Everyone: BAKURA YOU MORON!
Seto: *glares at Yami* I blame you! *chokes him*
Jou: He's so good with his hands. ^_^ *looks at Seto lovingly*
Y. Malik: O___O
Malik: Yami, what is it?
Y. Malik: *points*
Malik: (((O________O))) HOLLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO CANADA!
Bakura: *stops choking Yami for a second* Oh my god! Quick to the lifeboats!
Yami: About those.I kinda cut all of them off except for one.^^;
Mai: Why you little.*starts choking him*
Jou: Stop Mai, you're too weak! Let me do it! *strangles him*
Yugi: Stop, there's no time for that now! We gotta get on the last lifeboat before we crash!
Jou: *glares murderously at Yami* We'll finish this later.
Everyone: *jumps in the lifeboat*
Ryou: *sitting in Bakura's lap since there's hardly any room* I like this seating arrangement. ^_~
Jou: *has his head right on Seto's shoulder, their bodies *really* close* /I like this.allot./
Seto: ^___^ /You know, if it weren't for Yami, I wouldn't have Jou close to me like this. Maybe we should forgive him./*stops short in thought and shudders* /The sea air must be affecting my mind./
Yugi: *cuddled in Yami's arms* ((Mid-S: Aw, kawaii! ^_^)) Thanks for holding me Yami.
Yami: *blush* No problem hikari.
Malik: *hugs his yami* You didn't kill me to lighten the load! ^__^
Y. Malik: Yeah. ^_^ I will kill you later though.
Nina: *sighs happily* Now we're getting somewhere.
Mai: *sitting all alone* Aw damn. I'm always by myself. -_-
Tristan: T_T I've been forgotten for the past two chapters. Mai, will you cuddle with me?
Mai: O__O *freaked out...wouldn't you be?* AHHH, KILLER! *throws him overboard*
Tristan: *drowns*
Boat: *floats them to the mainland*
Everyone: *gets out of the boat*
Seto: So, we're in Canada...what do we do now?
Nina: There's only one thing we can do.
Seto: And that would be...?
Nina: I'm not really sure. I thought someone else had a plan. ^^;
Seto: Baka. -_-
Otogi: *appears* Peace out people! ^_^
Jou: Oh perfect, it's the freak that made me a dog. Wonderful.
Otogi: *winks at Jou, Ryou, Yugi and Malik* Hey sexy boys.
J, R, Y and M: *blush*
Other boys: *pissed off*
Yami: I challenge you to a duel!
Everyone: *groan*
Mai: Yami, no one wants to duel anymore. We always lose to you anyway.
Yami: Aw, but it's the only thing I'm good at...T_T
Seto: That's because you suck. ¬_¬
Yami: You've lost to me a million times already. You know why? BECAUSE I AM GOD!
Everyone: -_-
Yugi: For the last time Yami, you are *not* god. I let you watch that Ancient Egyptian Channel, and see what happens.
Mai: So, what are you doing here Otogi?
Otogi: *talking to her breasts* Just visiting Midnight Scarlet.
Mai: Uh Otogi, my face is up here.
Otogi: *still starring* I've made my choice.
Nina: *slaps him and twitches slightly* Pervert. Don't look at girl's chests.
((Mid-S: Hmph, visiting my ass! You tell him Nina! Kick his sorry butt!
YMS: Okay hikari, that's enough of that.))
Ryou: Life sucks. -_-
Rei: It sure does Ryou, it sure does. And this ends Chapter 9 of 'Goddess 911'! What will happen next time? Will the Cloaked Figure find his way to the gang? Will Otogi die a painful death for winking to our boys and for starring at Mai's chest? And will we get a little more romance? Find out next time, whenever M-Sama updates this thing! Ja!
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Mid-S: R&R onegai!
Riku: *chasing Johnny Depp* Come back my love!
JD: I'm so out of here!
Mid-S: ^^; Ja ne!
Johnny Depp: *enters* Um, do you know how to get to Hollywood?
Mid-S: Oh my god! It's Johnny Depp! *faints*
Riku: This is all your fault! You with your stunning good looks and devil may care charm!
JD: Hey, it was her choice to faint at my presence.
Riku: *starry-eyed* I'm sorry I wasn't listening. I was too lost in your eyes.
YMS: Um, okay. Oo; *shakes Mid-S until she wakes up*
Mid-S: I'm alive! ^_^ And now, to the reviews!
ONLYHAUNTED: Wow, *you* have nothing else to say?! Call the hospital, I think she's terribly sick! Lol. Sorry about that. ^^; Anywho, glad you like the CCS plushie. *glomps her* Luv ya!
RANMA HIGURASHI: De-cen-cy? What is this word? lol. Anywho, it's not Jou, but I promise you, you'll know who it is soon enough. *winks*
SETSUNA-KITOGEM: Ah, my hysterically laughing reviewer! ^__^ I love you're reviews, they're so sweet! 'Write more, or feel the wrath of your master'? Holly shit, now I'm scared! *goes to write the chapter* Thanks for the review hun!
HUSH PUPPIE: Hey darlin'! Glad you like the story and the chocolate! ^_^ I work hard to make my reviewers happy! *gives her lollypops and roses* Don't eat the roses though. ^_~
BISHONENZ ANGEL: Oh, poor you! Homework sucks badly. After posting this, I have a report I *must* finish so I know the feeling. *glomps her* Be strong hun!
MACHINEGUNGIRL: Oh hun, I'm so sorry! I meant to thank *you* for the duckie, but my YAMI *glares at YMS* messed up again. *gives her Bakura and Ryou* You can have them for a week as my apology for the ducky thing.
Bakura: Great, so you mess up and we have to pay for it.
Mid-S: Yup! ^_^
BIG THANKIES TO: SILVER-TIFA, SAURONS TWIN SISTER, DEMON, KANEDA-SHOTARO AND YAMI TETSUO! YOU GUYS ROCK!! /~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~
Rei: It has just been announced that our favourite cast.has died at sea. *hangs his head down*
Mid-S: Wait a minute...*looks at a piece of paper* That's not in the script! Rei, stop trying to ruin my love story!
Rei: Some love story this is. -_- I don't know why I'm the narrator anyway.
Mid-S: *points a gun at his head* You will obey me! Now NARRATE!
YMS: My hikari's gone mad with power! She'll kill us all! AHHHHHHHHH! *runs away screaming*
Rei: OO; Well this has been a puzzling beginning. Um, on with the story?
*****On the Boat*****
Malik and Yami: *playing Chinese Checkers*
Yami: *eats a marble*
Malik: For the last time Yami! The marbles AREN'T MINI JAWBRAKERS!
Yami: Oh yeah? Then how come my tooth just chipped? *opens his mouth and shows that his front tooth is chipped badly*
Malik: Oo; You seriously need help!
Bakura: *humming to himself and driving the boat* Life is grand! ^_^ *plows right threw a tug-boat*
Ryou: O__O BAKURA! YOU JUST KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE!
Bakura: I don't know what you're talking about. *goes through another one*
Ryou: Stop doing that!
Bakura: I can't! There are no brakes!
Music: *in the background* DUN DUN DUUUN!
Ryou: Yes there are. *points to the brakes*
Bakura: ¬_¬ Then I just don't want to, okay?
Ryou: -_-
Y. Malik: *crying* I WANT TO BE THE FAIRY QUEEN!
Everyone: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Y. Malik: *sniffs* I'm not appreciated.
Seto: *comes in* Damn strait.
Nina: What are you doing back here? Oo; Did anything happen?
Seto: Well, I just got a message written in black lipstick that said I was going to be killed, so I'm pretty sure we're all in mortal danger. *shrugs* You know, nothing new.
Yugi: Phew, that's a relief. ^_^ I was almost worried for a second.
Everyone except Yugi and Seto: Riight. Oo;
Lights: *go out*
Jou: Woah, déjà vu! OO
Nina: Well you know Midnight Scarlet's idea's aren't what they used to be. She's a burnt up old hag.
Everyone: *nod*
((Mid-S: You go a little mad with power, and this is what you get. Sheesh.
YMS: *slaps her forehead* Stupid hikari. -_-))
Red Light: *magically appears*
Cloaked Figure's Voice: Hello Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast! You are all going to die now.
Bakura: You say that so much it's lost all meaning. -_-
Cloaked Figure's Voice: SILENCE! I mean what I say!
Yugi: Where are you anyway?
Cloaked Figure's Voice: *silence* Um, well I was kinda hoping you'd tell me. I'm not very good with directions.
Seto: Oh yeah, now I'm really scared. -_- Our murderer doesn't even know where they are.
Cloaked Figure's Voice: So, you guys won't tell me where I am huh?
Everyone: Nope.
Jou: Besides, we can't even see where you *are*! Oo;
Cloaked Figure's Voice: Hm.Okay, in that case, I'll just have to find a map. Carry on!
Lights: *go back on*
Voice: *fades away*
Everyone: .Okay there.
Y. Malik: That was the stupidest 'death threat' I have ever heard. And I've heard a hell of a lot.
Nina: What kind of murderer is this anyway? -_-
Yami: Guys! Come on now! Haven't you learned anything?
Bakura: What the hell are you talking about Pharaoh?
Yami: You all know it's not right to judge people just because they suck at being killers. You have to look on the inside and-
Seto: *puts tape over his mouth and looks at the others* No need to thank me. I did it for the sake of humanity. The last thing we need is another Tea.
Nina: Amen to that.
Yugi: Maybe we can get along better now.
*****Five Minutes Later.*****
Yami: *got the tape off his mouth* Yes I'm free! ^_^ *knocks over Bakura's priceless vase* Oh shit. I'm so dead.
Bakura: *gasps* Yami! What did you do?!
Yami: *really quickly* I-wasn't-watching-where-I-was-going-and-I-broke-your- priceless-vase-and-I'm-so-sorry-please-forgive-me!
Bakura: *really angry* That was a freaking priceless vase! *chucks another one at Yami* I'll teach you to brake my priceless vases!
*****Meanwhile.*****
Mai: You know Yugi, I think you're right. It's much more peaceful when Yami's tied up.
Yugi: Well, at least now we're going to be able to think clearly.
Bakura: *running after Yami, chucking more vases at him* DIE YOU VASE- BRAKER!
Yami: AHHH! *runs away*
Mai: We spoke too soon. -_-
Yami: Nina, save me!
Nina: *appears* Sorry Yami...but I promised Seto, Malik and Yami Malik that I wouldn't.
Malik: I don't remember saying t-
Nina: *clamps her hand over his mouth and sweatdrops* Hehe, short memory span. ^^;
Ryou: Wait a minute, stop everything!
Everyone: *turns to look at him*
Bakura: What is it hikari? I'm just about ready to kill a bug.
Yami: Oh good, it seems he's given up on me. ^_^
Nina: Baka. -_-
Ryou: Anyway, Bakura, if you're not driving the boat, who is?
Everyone: BAKURA YOU MORON!
Seto: *glares at Yami* I blame you! *chokes him*
Jou: He's so good with his hands. ^_^ *looks at Seto lovingly*
Y. Malik: O___O
Malik: Yami, what is it?
Y. Malik: *points*
Malik: (((O________O))) HOLLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO CANADA!
Bakura: *stops choking Yami for a second* Oh my god! Quick to the lifeboats!
Yami: About those.I kinda cut all of them off except for one.^^;
Mai: Why you little.*starts choking him*
Jou: Stop Mai, you're too weak! Let me do it! *strangles him*
Yugi: Stop, there's no time for that now! We gotta get on the last lifeboat before we crash!
Jou: *glares murderously at Yami* We'll finish this later.
Everyone: *jumps in the lifeboat*
Ryou: *sitting in Bakura's lap since there's hardly any room* I like this seating arrangement. ^_~
Jou: *has his head right on Seto's shoulder, their bodies *really* close* /I like this.allot./
Seto: ^___^ /You know, if it weren't for Yami, I wouldn't have Jou close to me like this. Maybe we should forgive him./*stops short in thought and shudders* /The sea air must be affecting my mind./
Yugi: *cuddled in Yami's arms* ((Mid-S: Aw, kawaii! ^_^)) Thanks for holding me Yami.
Yami: *blush* No problem hikari.
Malik: *hugs his yami* You didn't kill me to lighten the load! ^__^
Y. Malik: Yeah. ^_^ I will kill you later though.
Nina: *sighs happily* Now we're getting somewhere.
Mai: *sitting all alone* Aw damn. I'm always by myself. -_-
Tristan: T_T I've been forgotten for the past two chapters. Mai, will you cuddle with me?
Mai: O__O *freaked out...wouldn't you be?* AHHH, KILLER! *throws him overboard*
Tristan: *drowns*
Boat: *floats them to the mainland*
Everyone: *gets out of the boat*
Seto: So, we're in Canada...what do we do now?
Nina: There's only one thing we can do.
Seto: And that would be...?
Nina: I'm not really sure. I thought someone else had a plan. ^^;
Seto: Baka. -_-
Otogi: *appears* Peace out people! ^_^
Jou: Oh perfect, it's the freak that made me a dog. Wonderful.
Otogi: *winks at Jou, Ryou, Yugi and Malik* Hey sexy boys.
J, R, Y and M: *blush*
Other boys: *pissed off*
Yami: I challenge you to a duel!
Everyone: *groan*
Mai: Yami, no one wants to duel anymore. We always lose to you anyway.
Yami: Aw, but it's the only thing I'm good at...T_T
Seto: That's because you suck. ¬_¬
Yami: You've lost to me a million times already. You know why? BECAUSE I AM GOD!
Everyone: -_-
Yugi: For the last time Yami, you are *not* god. I let you watch that Ancient Egyptian Channel, and see what happens.
Mai: So, what are you doing here Otogi?
Otogi: *talking to her breasts* Just visiting Midnight Scarlet.
Mai: Uh Otogi, my face is up here.
Otogi: *still starring* I've made my choice.
Nina: *slaps him and twitches slightly* Pervert. Don't look at girl's chests.
((Mid-S: Hmph, visiting my ass! You tell him Nina! Kick his sorry butt!
YMS: Okay hikari, that's enough of that.))
Ryou: Life sucks. -_-
Rei: It sure does Ryou, it sure does. And this ends Chapter 9 of 'Goddess 911'! What will happen next time? Will the Cloaked Figure find his way to the gang? Will Otogi die a painful death for winking to our boys and for starring at Mai's chest? And will we get a little more romance? Find out next time, whenever M-Sama updates this thing! Ja!
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Mid-S: R&R onegai!
Riku: *chasing Johnny Depp* Come back my love!
JD: I'm so out of here!
Mid-S: ^^; Ja ne!