What Did You Say Your Name Was Again?


hello! And welcome back! The prologue was a bit boring, but I thought it would help for people who didn't (or still don't) know the whole beginning. ^^ Hope it did! K, anyway, here goes Chapter one! Oh My God I'm So Excited!! ...I'm done.....

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Chapter One

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Wow.' Alycia thought. Sarah sure has some lungs.' Anyone outside of that room might have thought that someone had just been murdered with a dully sharpened pencil. And let me tell you, at the rate she was going on, it could have been true!!
Alycia screamed as she socked Sarah in the face with a pillow. Sarah promptly grabbed the pillow from Alycia's hands, shoved it over her mouth, and continued to scream. Now it sounded more like which wasn't a big difference in Alycia's opinion.
The two girls were in Sarah's bedroom, looking aimlessly through magazines, when Sarah was suddenly got the urge to shriek for a page in Seventeen. While Sarah carried on her vocal vows, Alycia pulled the magazine from her hands. She wanted to know what in the hell had cause this little onslaught. Of course, once she found out, she obviously want to murder Sarah.
So she sat there patiently on the bed and waited for Sarah to take a breath. As soon as she did, Alycia threw her hands around her neck. SHUT. THE. HELL. UP. she seethed. It worked.
Gesh, somebody sure is a grumpy gus today. Sarah moaned as she rubbed her throat. Alycia paid no heed to Sarah's silly insult.
Isn't this that cute guy from that Lord of the Rings movie? she asked, holding up the magazine she a ripped in a not-so-careful fashion from Sarah's death grip.
she replied dreamily. She sighed heavily and plopped herself back on the bed next to Alycia. Isn't he sooooo freakin hot? The best in the movie? she asked, not really caring for a reply.
Yeah, I guess so, but I-
YOU GUESS SO!!! Sarah roared. And in an instant, you could see the fire burn in her eyes, mountains of black smoke rise behind her and the very fires of hell place itself in the background. Completely unstartled, Alycia simply reached out, grabbed a bucket of water from out of nowhere, and dumped it on Sarah.
Oh, hush up! she said to the now very damp and fuming Sarah. What I was going to say, IF YOU HAD LET ME FINISH! she said, shooting a glare in Sarah's direction. Was that he IS cute, but I like Pippin the best out of that movie. Sarah stared at her blankly and blinked. Plus he has that adorable accent. Alycia stated matter-of-factly, receiving yet another blink. Wouldn't it be cool if we could merely just go into the book?
Sarah looked incredulously at Alycia, who had seemingly zoned out ever since she finished her last sentence. Sarah took the magazine out of Alycia's hand, gave her idol a little kiss, carefully rolled it up and whacked Alycia right in the back of head with it, all with great precision. Alycia shook her head and looked around her, as if she had just come out of a trance.
I think I just had an idea! she said in shock. Sarah's mouth fell to the ground.
YOU'RE KIDDING! she said. Alycia shook her head, her eyes wide open. What kind of idea?
On how to get into the book! Alycia started. I read it in this fanfic online! These two girls dress up like Gumby and Pokey and they tricked the book into letting them in! Alycia, who was bouncing up and down on the bed in excitement, quickly stopped and pulled a little Pokey plushie out of thin air. I love Pokey! she squealed, holding the doll to her chest.
Sarah said in exasperation. She rolled her eyes. That will never work! That's why it was in a fanfic and why Gumby and Pokey were made of clay.
Alycia said, Pokey sliding down to rest limply on the bed. With Alycia's little bubble burst, Sarah decided to take matters into her own hands. After a couple seconds of thought, Sarah snapped her fingers.
I've got it! she yelled.
What? You can snap? Well, I already knew that. Alycia said, rolling her eyes at what she thought was Sarah being stupid.
No, you twit! I mean I've got an idea! Come on! Let's go! Sarah jumped up off the bed and posed, pointing towards the bedroom door. To the computer room!
To the computer! Alycia mocked as she as well jumped up and posed.

So what exactly are we looking for? Alycia said. They were now seated comfortably in Sarah's computer room.
Dude, Alycia. Sarah began. You can find anything on the internet!
Oh yea! Alycia said brightly. After a few moments of silence, she whispered But... umm... what are we looking for? Sarah looked over at her innocent and dense little friend and had the irrepresible want to slap her. But she didn't. Well, okay, she did.
Owwwww! What was that for! Alycia whimpered, nursing her injury.
For being you. Sarah stated, as if it were obvious and looking at Alycia like she had just grown a third eye. We're looking for a way to get into a book.
Alycia said skeptically. I was really just kidding about that. I don't think it's possible.
MY LEGOLAS IS WAITING! Yet again, hell decided to plop itself up and be of some use. Since Alycia didn't seem to have any buckets of water handy, she just sat there and waited out Sarah's little fit. And anyways, Sarah continued, don't you want to meet Pippin? I bet he would find you irresitible! While Alycia blushed (being the modest little git that she is), Sarah added under her breath like every other guy in school.
After a few minutes of searching the web and fiddling with hair (surely you can guess who's doing what), Sarah found what she was looking for.
Alycia mimicked.
Ah-ha! AH-HA! Sarah replied.
Oh. Okay then.
Look at this! Sarah resumed. It's so simple! Yet I never would have thought of it! Getting into a book, I thought, should be so much more complex! Alycia waited for Sarah to let her in on this big, simple secret. And waited. And waited. And waited. And then finally got impatient.
Alycia said, practically attacking her.
Okay! Okay! Settle down! Sarah managed to push Alycia off of her and then fell into her seat with a little plop. Now listen good. Focus. Focuuuussss.. she said pointing to her eyes with two fingers. Good. Now here's how we're going to do this....

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Mwahahahahahahahaha!! Sorry to leave ya hanging like this, but I still need to think of something clever........ you might have to wait a while.... just kidding! Actually, I already have this baby mapped out! Hell yea! Please review! Pretty pretty please!!?! pwease!??! :) K... just think about it!