What Did You Say Your Name Was Again?


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*Man in black suit walks in* Please excuse the author of this story. We need to get her back in to the right state of mind. Mind sensory, visual relocation. Thank you for you patience and we apologize for the inconvience. Please scroll down if you would like to continue reading this story.

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Chapter Two


NO! NonononononononNO!! Alycia screamed.
Awwwww! Come on! Alycia! If we don't do this, we will never ever be able to get into this stupid freakin book!! Sarah whined. Besides! My Legolas awaits me! More dramatics.
I'm really sorry, Sar. Alycia said. But I am NOT doing this! So either find another way or- or- JUST FIND ANOTHER WAY! Alycia was stamping her foot up and down.
Fine! Alycia, if you don't want to go, we just won't go! And we won't see Legolas or Pippin or-
Alycia whimpered. The thought of getting to meet him was kinda neat. And she could watch him move those cute lil lips to make that cute lil accent. It was enought to make her swoon. Oh okay! I'll do it!
So now that Alycia finally agreed to let Sarah do her make-up (do you think they would argue over anything else?), the two girls were ready. Both were dressed in long, flowy dresses and heels and such. Sarah's was light blue and she had small white flowers all throughout her hair. Alycia's dress was white and her hair was just, well, down. She didn't really go for all the jewelry Sarah had on either, but she did pick out a pretty silver heart necklace to wear. And she had to say that the make-up job wasn't all that bad.
Okay! Now that we are ready, we have to choose what we want to be! I, of course, want to be a beautiful elf so I can be with my Legolas. (**insert sigh here**) What do you want to be? Sarah asked, but really didn't care what Alycia's answer was.
Alycia thought long and hard for, oh say, about 37 seconds before her head hurt. I want to be a pretty elf but I also want to be a witch because they can do magic!
Then why don't you just be a magical elf? Sarah said without care.
Oh, of course! Alycia said as she smacked herself in the head. Okay, I am going to be a pretty, magical elf!
Great, great. Now we need names and we're done. I'm going to be called Aspen.
Awwww! What a pretty name! Alycia squealed.
Yeah, I know! Isn't it? So hurry up and pick one for you so that I can use it!
Umm... okay... how about.... Serenity? Nah... umm...
Fine. Serenity's fine. Now LET'S GO!! Sarah said. She picked up a copy of The Fellowship of the Ring' and laid it open on the ground. So Alycia.. ever seen Blue's Clues'?
Alycia looked over to Sarah skeptically. she said slowly.
Great! Then here's what we do. Sarah shrieked. Just jump in!
Jump in?? Just jump in?? You really think that's going to work? Alycia said, looking at Sarah like she just lost her mind.
Well, duh!?! You go first!
Alycia barely had time to say What? Me?? before Sarah pushed her forward.
Alycia? Did it work? When she looked around and noticed that Alycia was no longer in the room with her, Sarah realized that either it worked or Alycia just dissappeared off the face of the earth. Actually, both were true. So, Sarah took a deep breath and jumped on in.

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Alycia landed right in the middle of some village. Oh, my ass! she moaned, rubbing her bottom none too lady-like. She stopped, though, when she realized that about 20 or more little creatures were staring at her. she whispered under her breath. She was right. She had landed smack dab in the middle of the shire. She carefully, and with as much dignity as she could muster, got up and brushed herself off.
Well, I should wait for Sa- I mean, Aspen. she giggled to herself as she made the mistake. Alycia always was an airhead. It appeared that her landing had come as a bit of a shock to all the little hobbit witnesses, for elves don't usually fall out of the sky and many hobbits had never even seen one before.
Alycia stood there for about five minutes, waiting for Sarah to come, when a thought crossed her mind. What if Sarah ended up in Rivendale! Like in that fanfic I read!!' And sure enough....

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Sarah screamed as she pummeled to the ground. she groaned, getting up and rubbing all her sore spots. She turned around a few times, surveying her surroundings. Where in the blue fuck am I? she asked to nobody in particular.
Sarah spun around. She hadn't really expected a reply! And, if she was still in her sane mind, she could have sworn that the TREE was what answered her. So, as she was pondering whether or not trees could talk and compared her particular spot to that of Wonderland, she heard a voice behind her.
Are you lost? When Sarah turned around again, Why does everything happen behind me!', she came face to face with three elfs. Are you lost? the middle elf repeated.
Why, yes she said in as much of an airy tone as she could muster. Ok, Sarah. Think elegant...' Could you tell me as to what location of which I have stumbled upon, for I am searching for the city of Rivendale. she said. Damn, I'm good.'
This is the city of Rivendale. I have not seen your face within our walls, though. Why is it that you seek our city? the elf inquired.
It is a story too long to tell in these woods. Why are they soo nosy!?!
I am listening.. he said slowly. Damn! What am I going to do now!' The little wooden wheels in her head could be heard turning, then came a sound that could have been mistaken for a pop,' and Sarah had her story in five seconds flat.
I have had a dream, a vision, if you will, and in it, I was told to travel to the great city of Rivendale, for there I was to meet my destiny. She waited for a couple seconds while they seemed to comtemplate her story, and nervously thought that maybe it was a bit too far fetched.
But the elf nodded. Follow me. Sarah let out her breath, which she hadn't realized she was holding, and followed them. I'll be able to meet up with Alycia when she gets to Rivendale. Till then, I think I'll have some fun....'

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