Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters included in this fanficiton.
Author's Notes: This is a one-shot fanfic about when Kenshin is the President of the United States. If you ask me we are all doomed.
President Kenshin W. Himura
Author: Emilee
Kenshin was sitting in his office twittling his thumbs. He looked out the window and heard a knock on the door. "Come in."he said turning his chair around.
ShiShio stepped in the door and said, "I will be the first to kill you, Battousai. I mean Mr. President. What am I calling you that for? I will kill you in the bathroom just where Elvis Presley died."
Kenshin looked at him in confusion, "Who is Elvis Presley?"
ShiShio fell over onto the floor and stood up suddenly saying, "You don't know Elvis Presley?! Everyone knows him. He was one of the greatest singers."
As ShiShio blabbered on, Kenshin took him and threw him out the window hoping not to be bothered again. Surprisingly, ShiShio landed on his feet and was still talking about Elvis. Kenshin let out a long sigh.
*Ring, ring* Kenshin lifted up the reciever of the telephone and said, "Hello?"
Congress was on the phone and said, "We have declared war on Iraq sir. What should we do first?"
Kenshin put on a questioning face and said, "What is Iraq?"
Sweat was forming on the man's forehead. "Iraq is a country in Africa and they are our enemies!!!!"
"Well then, can't we just talk out a nice agreement with them?"Kenshin asked.
"Yes sir, we will try."the man said unashuringly.
He hung up the phone as they started deploying troops to go to Iraq.
One week later the man called Kenshin once again. "Hello?"
"All of our men are dead and Iraq is sending over troops right now to bomb us."
"That doesn't sound good. Did the plan not work?"Kenshin asked.
"NO!!!!!!"
"Well, if you want to bomb them, don't. They are innocent people just like we are. They deserve a chance to live."
"Mr. President, if we don't do something then we will all die."
Kenshin sighed and said, "Okay do as you wish."
"Oh and by the way, we have you a secretary."
"Send her in."Kenshin replied.
The door opened and Megumi walked in. "Hello Ken-san."Megumi said walked towards him.
Kenshin started backing up and said, "STOP!!!!"
He ran away down to the lobby and said, "I want to resign! Please!"
A sweat drop formed on the woman's face, "All right Mr. President."
"No, not Mr. President, just Kenshin." He ran out of the door frantically trying to escape Megumi.
The woman called the man from Congress and said, "Your plan worked! That was a great way to get him to resign."
The man laughed at hearing him running away from Megumi.
~*~THE END~*~
Author's Notes: This is a one-shot fanfic about when Kenshin is the President of the United States. If you ask me we are all doomed.
President Kenshin W. Himura
Author: Emilee
Kenshin was sitting in his office twittling his thumbs. He looked out the window and heard a knock on the door. "Come in."he said turning his chair around.
ShiShio stepped in the door and said, "I will be the first to kill you, Battousai. I mean Mr. President. What am I calling you that for? I will kill you in the bathroom just where Elvis Presley died."
Kenshin looked at him in confusion, "Who is Elvis Presley?"
ShiShio fell over onto the floor and stood up suddenly saying, "You don't know Elvis Presley?! Everyone knows him. He was one of the greatest singers."
As ShiShio blabbered on, Kenshin took him and threw him out the window hoping not to be bothered again. Surprisingly, ShiShio landed on his feet and was still talking about Elvis. Kenshin let out a long sigh.
*Ring, ring* Kenshin lifted up the reciever of the telephone and said, "Hello?"
Congress was on the phone and said, "We have declared war on Iraq sir. What should we do first?"
Kenshin put on a questioning face and said, "What is Iraq?"
Sweat was forming on the man's forehead. "Iraq is a country in Africa and they are our enemies!!!!"
"Well then, can't we just talk out a nice agreement with them?"Kenshin asked.
"Yes sir, we will try."the man said unashuringly.
He hung up the phone as they started deploying troops to go to Iraq.
One week later the man called Kenshin once again. "Hello?"
"All of our men are dead and Iraq is sending over troops right now to bomb us."
"That doesn't sound good. Did the plan not work?"Kenshin asked.
"NO!!!!!!"
"Well, if you want to bomb them, don't. They are innocent people just like we are. They deserve a chance to live."
"Mr. President, if we don't do something then we will all die."
Kenshin sighed and said, "Okay do as you wish."
"Oh and by the way, we have you a secretary."
"Send her in."Kenshin replied.
The door opened and Megumi walked in. "Hello Ken-san."Megumi said walked towards him.
Kenshin started backing up and said, "STOP!!!!"
He ran away down to the lobby and said, "I want to resign! Please!"
A sweat drop formed on the woman's face, "All right Mr. President."
"No, not Mr. President, just Kenshin." He ran out of the door frantically trying to escape Megumi.
The woman called the man from Congress and said, "Your plan worked! That was a great way to get him to resign."
The man laughed at hearing him running away from Megumi.
~*~THE END~*~