Hello!! Sorry I haven't updated in like…..*drools*.. FOREVER *wipes dust of fanfic* it's just I've been soo busy, and now am makin it up to you! ^______~.

Ps. Just to let you know this isn't going to be one of those on going fanfics, it will eventually end! ;____; don't worry though, I do have sum surprises up my sleeve *wink wink* ok! Enough rambling! You obviously don't want to hear it! So on with the show! ~

Sandy walked out on to stage and a spotlight shone one her.

The crowd was silent and just kind of watched. She smiled and looked back for her partner.

Maxwell came out, his cheeks were bright red, you could tell he wasn't used to this kind of situation.

"I can't believe this!" he whispered to Sandy.

"Im getting out right now!" he tried to walk behind stage and hide away, but he was stopped by the grip of Sandy's hand."

"No Max! We're doing this! We never do these kind of things! C'mon your missing out I great opportunity! Later on, you'll be grateful you did it…….!" She sung.

"Fine, lets just get it over with."

"The things I do for her." Maxwell thought as he looked over at Sandy' beaming face.

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Sandy, was wearing a black leather bikini, a black tail bow, red lipstick, a black gymnastics ribbon, and butt padding.

Maxwell was wearing a big fur purple and white 'pimp suit', (similar to what Austin powers wore in the 70's in Goldmember) a matching fur hat, a "$" necklace, sunglasses, a gold ring on every finger, and one fake gold tooth…. Yeah… (pretty weird image in yer head eh? ^____^;;)

Max, as nervus as heck, looked at the screen, picked on the mic with his shaking paws, and got ready to sing.

"C'mon Max, you can do it!" She said with a wink.

"*sigh* here it goes….."

Maxwell: I like big butts and I can not lie? Oh my gosh…. What has she got me into? Uh…You other brothers can't deny?

*Sandy could tell Maxwell wasn't taking this well, so she decide to dance around all over the stage to distracted the crowed a little bit*

…When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, You get sprung! *Sandy jiggled her fake-butt a little bit In front of Maxwell.*

…Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me. But that butt you got Make Me so horney!

*maxwell blushed a little at what he just said, So did sandy, but she smiled*

…..I'm tired of magazines, Saying flat butts are the thing, Take the average black ham and ask him that

She gotta pack much back!

…………So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt . Baby got back!

*Sandy danced some more around Maxwell, then He slapped her butt and they danced around a little bit together*

……….I like 'em round and big

And juicy and when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself,

I'm actin like an animal! Now here's my scandal. *sandy whips her ribbon around in the air* I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UHI

I wann em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double, Maxalot's in trouble, Beggin for a piece of that bubble.

………..A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya, I won't cus or hit ya, But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --Til the break of dawn! *Sandy rubbed her butt on Max*

………..Baby Got it goin on! *Maxwell winked* A lot of pimps won't like this song. Cuz them punks lie to hit it, and quit it, But I'd rather stay and play, Cuz I'm long and I'm strong, And I'm down to get the friction on! So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes? ( hell yeah!)Then turn around ,Stick it out Even white hams got to shout! Baby got back! *Sandy turned to the crowd and shook her but, her tail wagging back and forth. Maxwell hit her but again. *

…………..I don't want none unless you've got buns

hun! *he held the mic in his hand and twirled his fingers in the air* You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt!

*sandy got on the ground and did some sit-ups.*

………..Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold. So they toss it, and leave it, *Sandy falls to the ground* And I pull up quick to retrieve it! *Maxwell runs to sandy and lifts her up*

………So Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that! Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin, * sandy runs her paws down her hips* And I'm thinkin bout stickin, To the Skinny hams in the magazines, You aint it miss thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her! Red beans and rice did miss her! Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list. He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em! So ladies if the butt is round, And you wanna triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MAXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts-.

*They both ran to the middle of the stage and hugged each other*

Baby got back!" he said into the mic, beads of sweat on his fore head, he looked over to Sandy they both smiled, and bowed as the crowd cheered.

Yeah, ya don't have to tell me, it was weird, but it looked really funny in my head! More soon ! it won't be as long as last time!

(All lyrics are from Baby Got back By SirMixAlot =P)