Hello and welcome to :
PASS
THE
BUCK
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Hey, and we're back with your daily allowance of randomness. I've had some trouble from my computer and some unknown deity, apparently, because this'd be about the fourth time I've tried to get this chapter up correctly. I think it had more to do with the buck I've been posting, because the more I try to get to work, the more I get sick of it. So I've decided to skip it and move on to a different one!

Jenny-the-Penny, who is now a current member of Ff.net, wanted me to say that this whole thing was her idea. Actually it was our 7th grade English teacher, Mrs. Bradkey, it was all her idea. Jenny's idea was to write them on our own, and it was my idea to post them here. So if you hate this, you get to blame our teacher. ^_^

In my opinion, this is where it gets good. Our friend, Redhead-Who-Talks, joined the group and we had a good ol' time not paying attention in Heath class, writing things that made no sense.

Neither Jenny, Redhead, or I own Monty Python, The Good Fairy, Mary Kay makeup, The Wizard of Oz, Super Mario Cart, Kansas, Las Vegas, MicDonalds, or Detention Hall.

The Players:
Silver Meteor: Regular font
Jenny-the-Penny: Italics
Redhead-Who-Talks: Bold

Oh, and one more thing. I'd like you to meet my Mighty Sword of Ouchers. Any flames coming' my way, I'm ready.


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IT'S THE MIGHTY SWORD OF OUCHERS!!!!!!

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Once, when the people of the world loved to bang their heads on sharp, pointy objects, a weirdo King built a castle on the local swamp. The castle sank into the swamp, so he built another one, but it caught fire and then sank into the swamp. The 3rd one he built collapsed, caught fire, and THEN sank into the swamp, but the fourth one he built stayed up, and never sank.

The Weirdo King and his family were outside one day playing with a bouncy ball when suddenly ****POOF!**** Down came the Good Fairy, and she said in a singy fairy way: Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head! I gave you three chances, but you didn't behave...So POOF! You're a goon! Before the King could protest the he was not a bunny and only bopped field mice on extra special occasions, he and his whole family were turned into a bunch of goons.

The King hated that he and his family were goons, so he had them all buy a lot of Mary Kay makeup to cover their gooniness. When they got the makeup from their local Mal Wart, none of them read the anthrax warning label, and all of them save the youngest daughter, Anastasia, got anthrax and died. ;_;

So, Anastasia went to Munchkin Land, and accidentally squashed witch, or something. They gave her pretty shoes and an annoying talking scarecrow, a sappy tin man, and a wimpy lion. They had to find this wizard, or whatever. But Anastasia wanted to be a witch, so...

She threw the shoes and a conveniently placed brain on a broomstick and flew to Kansas, but she accidentally left Toto behind. So she went back to get him but he had fallen asleep in dangerous poppy field, so she left him there. She turned her broomstick into an umbrella and flew down to Earth when the wind changed. She changed her name to Terri Poppins and became a nanny for Micah and Wayne.

One day, Micah and Wayne caught acting strange. She was mumbling, and driving a Mario cart. After they saw that, Micah and Wayne started having urges to drive Mario carts, too. Suddenly, Micah, Wayne, and Terri turned into

Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach. Princess (Terri) informed them that they were under a spell that couldn't be reversed until they found and beat Bowser.

Together, they raced and beat various characters, such as Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Toad. They finally found Bowser, and raced him. It was a close race, but Princess Peach won. They all turned back to normal and took their prize racing money, to return to Kansas.

But, on the way home, Micah and Wayne stole all of Terri's money, and went to Las Vegas. Terri got a job at the counter of MicDonalds, which is about as witch like as you can get.

Meanwhile, the three girls writing this story during Heath class got Detention Hall for not paying attention and the story abruptly ended.



THE END