Randomess!!! That's all Im going to say.with the person next to me running over their own foot.

Cris- YOU SUCK !!

Midnight Star- whats wrong with u?

Cris- You made fun of me cus I ran over my own foot .. you know its YOUR chair I'm sitting in !!

Midnight Star- can we get on with the very random fic?

Cris- Fine fine .. Hey all its me .. chibi Ukon .. but you all should know me as Cristal Kateoway .I'm here with . this person . we're bored .. we torture random muses . Like my bro seth here .

Seth - LEAVE ME ALONE , YOU PSYCHO !!

Cris- Awww isn't he cute ???

Midnight Star-*blinks* I have no idea whats up with them.I hit them with a mallet

Cris- I hate you ..... ow ..

Seth- YOU baka !

Midnight Star- I hit them.he he he

Bakura- aww my other other half

Cris- don't mind them .. M.S is bakuras .. ummm .. " Uber Yami "

Midnight Star- I am total darkness..no light can avail

Cris- HEY I WASN'T DONE TALKING YET !! : whacks M.S with a paper fan :

Midnight Star-I drop an anvil on everyones head

Skyler- RUN READERS SHES HIGH !!!

Cris- SKYLER , YOU'RE HERE !!!

Skyler- Of course .. I'm just here to watch you hurt each other ..

Midnight Star- on with the story.I was informed There's NO PLOT !!!WERE INSANE !! Bakura- im working with idiots

Count D. - .. :

Cris- . where did you come from .. : tries to bite M.S hand befor she takes the key board away : . this is a YGO fic

Count D. - I don't know .. : eats a sugar marsh mellow :

Midnight Star & Bakura- KAZOO!!

Cris- WTF !?!?!

Bakura- we say kazoo.because its fun

Skyler - ... I want a kazoo ..

Cris- No kazoo for you !!

Midnight Star- no one has a kazoo..only darkness wich is me and bakura.ha ha ha

Cris- and M.S inhabits the ever so dark kazoo .

Quatre - The darkness scares me . : drinks his tea : .

Cris- WTF . where do you people come from ..

Bakura- my point exactly..*grabs M.S arm and run* I don't like people

Ryou - WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?!?

Bakura- *stops in tracks and gets Ryou*

Cris - Ummm .. What just happened to our font ?

Skyler - Its all the dark kazoos' fault .

Count D. - which means its all M.S fault .. right ??

Midnight Star- *sceams across the contry* YESS!!! Im evil!

Yuugi - EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL : runs around is cirlcles . runs into wall . Blacks out :

Cris- OMG , SHE KILLED YUUGI !!!

Bakura- Yea!! I love her..*shacks hands with M.S*

Skyler - M.S and bakura sitting in a tree . K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Hamtaro - SQUEEK .. Must save -* is cut short by M.S shoting him *

Stan - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOOOOOIIIII !!

Skyler - I never liked you * Steps on stan *

Midnight Star- I don't kiss my Yami.thanyou very much..squierl

Athena - OMG . where am I .. how did I get here .. OMG , NOT YOU TWO !!!!

Midnight Star- DIE!!!

Bakura- who is she?

Midnight Star- send her to the shadow realm

Cris - you though you got rid of us in 6th grade but NOW WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE ON YOU , EVIL ONNA !!!!

Athena- like guys whats up? *hugs Bakura*

Midnight Star- BAKURA!!!!

Anzu' - LOVE AND HAPPIENESS , FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES , TRESS , HEARTS , LOVE , FRIENDSHIP AND MY HERMIT CRAB NAMED BOB !!

Bakura- get me out!!! I want out!!!

InuYasha - ... : looks over at the random insainess .. Blinks . : what the hell ??

Cris - OOO DOGGIE MAN !!! * Glomp InuYasha *

Excel-Doggie.im hungry!!

Menchi - BOW BOW* Ode To Joy playes in the back round as he runs to freedom *

Lord IlPalazo- im bored!!

Midnight Star- tugs Bakura out of Athena's arms.

Bakura- WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT SOONER!!! Midnight Star- *points at Ryou* its his fault

Cris- The evil kazoo strikes again with the crappy font change !!! * sets the kazoo on fire *

Bakura- *points a gun at Cris head* drop the Kazoo or u shall die.* shoots Cris *

Cris- * dies ............................. *

The Universe - Cristal . .Cristal .. You can not die yet cristal ..

Bakura - YES SHE CAN !!!

Midnight Star- Im hurt.its burns my presious

Gollum - THAT'S MY LINE !!!!!!!!

Skyler - No one cares . * hits gallum with a giant mallet of DOOM and he goes *

Gollum - LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN !!!! .. * Ding *

Midnight Star- that was really random..oh well im better!!

Satoshi- .. Oooooooooo .shigeru .

Shigeru - yes .. yes .. yes .

Skyler - wht the hell . HEY YOU TWO .. FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO FUCK !!

Athena- my virgian eyes!!!

Seth - Awww .. the day we see .. the two most important characters on Pocket monsters Screwing .each other .. is finally the day she goes blind !!!

Bakura- I think I want to leave now goes to M.S. and Ryou* can we leave.I rather be with the pharaoh right now then witness THIS ..

Cris- * Randomly comes back to Life * .. * watches the hentai sceen .. * .. anyone got popcorn ???

Skyler - Your alive ..

Cris- Yeah .. The universe is getting layed by Pedro now ..

Pedro - SOMEONE HELP PEDRO !!

Bakura- ok now we leave *takes M.S. and Ryou*

Cris- WAIT !!! we still have to write a fic . ummm ok . yuugi .. come here ..

Yuugi - Yes ?? * looks all to innocent for his own good *

Cris- ok . here * hand him a jar of peanut butter *

Ryou- I don't want to know what that is for

Cris- ooooo its going to be veeeeryyyyy yummy .. Eheheh .

Yuugi - what do I do ??

Cris- * whispers something into yuugis ear *

Yuugi - ... OOOOOK AY !!!

Bakura- covers M.S. eyes

Yuugi - OOO yami . come here one moment please ..

Yami - Yes aibou ?

Yuugi- * Grabs yami and slams the bedroom door behind them *

Skyler - CRIS your sick !!!!

Bakura- *sneaks off to get a long sharp knife* when is Yami coming back.I want to have a word with him.*smiles evily*

Cris - hold on a sec .. * presses ear to the door .. low moans can small cries can be heard on the other side *

Yami - Ooo .. yuugi .. .no .. no don't .. o yes ..

Skyler - .. this is sooo wrong .

Cris - This is why you like it .. yes ?

Skyler YES !! I WANT TO SEE !!!

Ryou- shacks head* I don't know these people.help me!!

Cris- ok ok. you wanna know what they are doing ???

Ryou M.S. & Bakura- NOOO!!

Cris - well ... TO BAD ! * Knocks door open to reviel ... yuugi makes a sandwich for yami * ... It turns yami on .

Bakura- that's not right!!

Cris - .. and that the story of yamis sex drive . SEE YOU SOON !!!

Midnight Star- BYE BYE!! Next story is the death of Athena and Anzu!!

Everyone- Yea!!

Skyler - Ahh to hell with it . * sneeks up behind Athena and Anzu and stabs them is the back * well . they won't really feel a thing .. they have no hearts .. BYE NOW !!!

Bakura- that was my job to kill them

Skyler - You can have the bodies .

Bakura- I don't want them.lets burn them

Skyler- Bakura ... I like the way you think ..

Midnight Star and Ryou- that's why we love him

Seth - .. .I haven't talk at all .

- END