Howdy! Guess what? Jenny-the-Penny changed her name to Morph Maniac. Cute, huh?


Yes, it is cute.

Silver Meteor: WHAT?!?! You again?!

Duh. Who else talks in bold italics?

Silver Meteor: Listen buddy, you better leave before I show you how evil I can get!

You're not evil. I am! Muwhahaha!!

Silver Meteor: -_-; Don't I know it. Anyway, what do you want? To spread more slander?

Why, of course not!

Silver Meteor: *narrows eyes and doesn't believe a word*

Slander is spoken. Here, it would be referred to as

Silver Meteor: I knew it! ):

Today we take a look at Morph Maniac: Actress. Lover of literature. Crazed Lunatic.

Silver Meteor: O_O;; Ooh, when Morph gets her hands on you....

Her name was a way of admitting without attracting the attention of the government that she was a werewoof, hence the name and means that she into one every night.

Silver Meteor: What the Hades!?! Morph picked that name because she loves Morph the little pink blob, from Treasure Planet!! It has nothing to do with !!

.... What the Hades?

Silver Meteor: We all have our little quirks, don't we, werewoof boy?

Next time, on Know Your Authoresses: The Head Behind the Red.

Silver Meteor: Get out of here!

...Is he gone now? Good. It's just me and Morph, whose name has nothing to do with whatever they are, Thankyouverymuch.

I nor Morph Maniac own brussel sprouts, the Powerpuff Girls, Scooby Doo, Spongebob Sqarepants, Pikmen, blonde jokes, or the News.

The players:
Silver Meteor: Regular font
Morph Maniac: Italics

[xxxxx{:::::::::::::::::::::::: The Mighty Sword of Ouchers. Always watching. ^_

Once upon a time a great brussel sprout ruled the land in a uncomfortable iron fist. He was always aching to

destroy Townsville, where the Powerpuff Girls lived.

Because he was getting tired of aching, the brussel sprout decided to do something about it. He got the help of Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins, and Him. When they had all gathered together, they commenced with part one of their diabolical scheme: Capture the Talking Dog!

So the Powerpuff Girls got a call from the Mayor about his pedicure, which really has no significance to this story. Sensing a deeper meaning, they flew to the Mayor's house anyway and suddenly heard

a loud and annoying horn beeping from upstairs. They ran upstairs to see a fat guy in a sheet with holes cut in it. They ran upstairs again and found an old

49er, which turned out to be Shaggy and Scooby Doo. The Scooby Gang were put in jail and could be heard shouting, We would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for those girls!


Poor Silver Meteor didn't know what was going on, so she decided to go with the flow. She made Bubbles say, I liked that doggie! and made the girls turn towards the original plot. So, when they did find the iron-fisted veggie, he had rotted away and the other bad guys had died of old age. Then the annoying Narrator started to tell dumb blonde jokes, so Bubbles beat him up.

buttercup held her blanky and said over and over, I am a good fighter, I am a good fighter. The next day they went to school, but their teacher had been replaced by Mrs. Puff. Spongebob Squarepants was there also, and was being a big spongy stuck-up. So the Powerpuff Girls beat up

all of Bikini Bottom and so Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy sent them away. So they went to the Pikmen world, and took all the Pikmen as pets and siked them on the Narrator, who was telling red head jokes.

So in the end there were no more kid shows to watch because there were either destroyed or fighting. So kids started watching the news, which bored them to death, and everyone had a big funeral for all the kids who died because of the news.

THE END