Yo!!!!!!!!!! ---(Teeheehee, isn't in the dictionary but my spell check doesn't mind) ^_~

Wazzzzzzup, my wac Homie?

Silver Meteor: **Jumps up so high her head breaks through the ceiling** WHAAAA?!?!?!?!

Thrilled to see me as ever, I see.

Silver Meteor: !#%$*$%#@!!!!!

I love you, too.

Now, on Know Your Authoresses: The Head Behind the Red.

Silver Meteor: **Finally manages to pull herself out of the ceiling** Hold up there, pal. I've got some questions for you. AND YOU WILL ANSWER THEM OR DIE.

Redhead-Who-Talks: Fashion designer. Lover of the spoken word--

Silver Meteor: HEY!! Are you listening to me?! _+ (vein popping)

and Screwy Crackhead.

Silver Meteor: Actually, I can't argue with that.

Her name simply means her red hair talks, and in doing so, it controls her.

Silver Meteor: Uh, NO! It's actually a funny story. I have first period art with her, and one of our friends there has a crush on Mrs. Thronton's son (Mrs. Thronton is the art teacher). So one day her son came by after school & Mrs. Thronton told him one of her students (our friend) liked him. When he asked who, she didn't want to tell him her name, so she described her (Tall, and slim.) but he didn't know who she was talking about, so she said She sits next to the Redhead who talks. Ha! See, wasn't that funny?

Mystickal Disembodied Voice: **Dies**

Silver Meteor: **blinks** Uh...lets just get on with it, shall we?

Audience: **Dies**

Silver Meteor: Crap. Oh, well. In this one, Redhead and I sort of fight. She wrote something that must have offended me or something, so we sort of both got back at each other during the buckie. Somehow I got to calling her the Cookie Monster, and she was calling me Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. We are just that way.

Oh, and you remember that banging heads against pointy objects junk from Chapter 2? Well, we kind of used that in reference many times in the future. Among...other things.

Silver Meteor, MorphManiac, nor Redhead-Who-Talks own Sesame Street, Super brain powers, dragons, earplugs, or the Powerpuff Girls, no matter how short their appearance in this buckie may be.

The Players:
MorphManiac: Italics
Redhead-Who-Talks: Bold
Silver Meteor: Regular

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Madison. She was two years old. MorphManiac, the buckie member with brain power, had to baby-sit Madison while her dad was out and her grandmother was out teaching piano to underprivileged children in Africa. Madison loved to watch Barney and Sesame Street, so poor MorphManiac had to watch them both with her. MorphManiac's brain started to fry, and she got songs in her head from the sizzling. "If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be! ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah !" and et.

Well, Redhead and Silver Meteor (even though she still wasn't the sharpest pointy thing to bang your head on[ Hey!! ]) knew that they had to save MorphManiac from this brain-sizzling, raindrop fantasizing torture, so they taped her mouth shut, and tied her to a chair and made her watch 8 hours of the Discovery Camel.

Redhead (even though she was so dull in the head that no one wanted to bang their heads against hers [Ooh I hates you]) knew that it was bad to leave a toddler unattended, so she set out to take care of the young....one. Madison didn't like Redhead, so Madison used her super Toddler powers and turned Redhead into a binkie. Silver Meteor took care of Madison and she liked Meteor, because Meteor wasn't a Cookie Monster, like Redhead!

Morph was tired of watching the Discovery Camel and tried of Meteor and Redhead fighting, so she escaped from the chair by hypnotizing the ropes, and ordered it to tie Meteor and Redhead (who was now a person again) to the chair. But because Morph had had a little too much sugar that morning, she accidentally made the rope think hair was made of cheese. And because she was in a particular nasty mood, Morph made all of them watch the Friend Camel while she and Madison ran up and down the stairs.

Unfortunately for Morph, the Friend Camel didn't work, and Meteor and Redhead started fighting again. While Morph tried to stop them from bickering, Madison was getting angry because she was a spoiled brat and needed her attention. [Remind you of anyone, *cough* REDHEAD *cough*?] She also needed a nap (like a certain someone I know, *cough* METEOR *cough*). Anyways, Madison was preparing to use her Ultra-Super-Alpha-Omeaga-Toddler Cry, which had the power to put anyone to sleep. Madison used it,

but everyone was conveniently wearing earplugs, which explained why none of the annoying Camels were working. The Friend Camel sent evil bunnies as revenge and so the everyone wore bunny ears and ate carrots like incognito spies. The hypnotized rope started attacking the bunnies because....that is they way ropes are. To be continued....

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Now we end.


WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE ROPE???

WILL METEOR AND REDHEAD EVER STOP FIGHTING???

WILL WE EVER LEARN HOW TO SPELL "CHANNEL"???

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER, WHERE SOMETHING RELEVANT MIGHT HAPPEN.