Whoa. It's been a while, hasn't it? I doubt anyone really noticed, anyway.

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm dying to find out about what happened to the rope!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Friend Camel, but life would be oh so sweet if I did. Me no own Lord of the Rings. Me no own Trogdor. Whaaaaa. Whoa....this has got to be the shortest disclaimer ever...

The Players:
Silver Meteor: Regular
MorphManiac: Italics
Redhead-Who-Talks: Bold

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Madison used her Super Toddler cry again, and all the bunnies went to sleep (everyone else was still wearing earplugs, except for the rope, but he's a rope so he doesn't have ears...duh). Morph used her super powers to take away Madison's super power, even though SHE WAS NOT A BRAT! She just felt that a toddler shouldn't have that kind of power. Morph and Madison pulled a Shirley Temple and danced up and down the stairs singing golden oldies. As for Meteor and Redhead,

Jennifer had forced them to once more watch the continuous Friend Camel.

Am I the only one here who's forgotten the rope?!?! Poor ropie, come here....**strokes rope lovingly** Yea, you're a good rope, aren't you? That's it, good ropie....

Um....Uh, forgetting where she was, Meteor broke the writing pattern of the story, leaving Morph to ad-lib everyone into oblivion. And so...

Oh, leaving it to me, are you? Well, okay. And so, Redhead left the group to get a Big Mac. The End.

That's the end?!?! That can't be the end! We haven't gotten to the magical mind-reading dragons, and what about Los Vegas? Hey! You're not really leaving, are you?! Hey! HEY!

Yes, that's it, presious....you are my only friend...

METEOR! Snap out of it! You're messing everything up!

Ha! Lookie, Sam can do a trick! That's it, play dead, Sam!

? What is that, a Lord of the Rings reference? Because Sam wanted rope?

Ha ha....Okay Sam, that's enough....Sam? Sam? SAM!

Well, whatever. I'm gonna keep the story going. And so the rope christened was smote by the Trogdor, and all was left to burnination. But all was not lost, for there was a–

SAM! OH NO! WHY OH WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?!

THERE WAS A MIGHTY SWORD THAT COULD SAVE ALL OF THE PLACES NOT BURNED, AND SO AN UNLIKELY HERO–

HERO! WHY COULDN'T HAVE I BEEN YOUR HERO?! I COULD HAVE SAVED YOU FROM BURNINATION!! WHY? WHY? WHY?

ARGH! **bangs head against wall** That's it! You've totally messed everything up!! There's no way anyone could be following this!

Sam....**sniffs**

Hey. I'm back. Want some fries?

Why? Why me?

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Whoo....

Just so you know, none of this was really supposed to happen.....It was originally going to involve much ¡*POOF*! ing and lots of mind reading....

I guess the muses had other plans....