Shadow Flare: Welcome to my first fanfic! Please…

Bakura: Get to the point, already!


SF: .

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Name translations for Dubbies.

Yami=Yami Yugi

Ryou=Bakura

Bakura=Yami Bakura

Malik=Marik

Marik=Yami Marik

Jou(nouchi)=Joey

Honda=Tristan

Anzu=Tea

Rishid=Odion

Otogi=Duke

It was just another morning in Domino City. Nobody is threatening the world or lives today. In the Kame Game Shop, it was very peaceful until…

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Yugi: Ugh. Stupid alarm clock. *turns it off, gets dressed for school, goes downstairs*

Grandpa: Yugi! Get the milk, will ya?

Yugi: Okay. *goes outside to get the milk*

As the King of Games got the milk, he noticed something very different about the milk and it caught his eye really quick.

Yugi: Odd. Why does it say "Biohazard" on it?

Grandpa: It's probably just a new brand of milk. It's nothing to be worked up about.

Yugi: *puts the milk on the table* I dunno. I have a really bad feeling about it.

Grandpa: *gets a box of cereal and a bowl* Lighten up, Yugi. It's only milk. What harm can it do? *pours cereal and milk in the bowl, goes to get a spoon* Can I get you some cereal?

Yugi: I'm not hungry. Thanks anyway. *grabs his book bag* Gotta Go! C'ya! *runs out the door*

*As Yugi walked to school, he met up with Jou*

Jou: Hey Yug!

Yugi: Hey Jou! What's up?

Jou: Nothing much. What 'bout you? You look like you saw an explosive being triggered or something.

Yugi: It has nothing to do with explosives. Did you get any milk left at your doorstep today?

Jou: Of course. Why did you ask?

Yugi: Did you see the label on it? It said "Biohazard"

Jou: Someone's been eating too much sugar….

Yugi: I'M SERIOUS, JOU! It says it right on the label.

Jou: Milk's milk. All that matters is that it's edible.

*Yugi and Jou notices a very pissed off Malik in the distance*

Malik: MY WINGED DRAGON OF RA! IT'S RUINED! DAMN YOU!!!

Jou: Huh? What's up with Malik?

Yugi: I dunno. I'm going to find out, though.

Malik: Grr! I never should've trusted you!

Yugi: *walks up* Hey Malik. What's up with you?

Malik: My God Card! It's ruined! *shows Yugi four pieces of a duel monster card*

Yugi: Who did that? I know you would never rip a card like that.

Malik: It's that dammed Rishid! He ripped it while I was asleep, and then ran away! Once I find him I'll *grabs his Millennium Rod and begins a violent stabbing motion with it* stab him so bad that not even the combined force of all of the doctors in the world won't be able to heal him! That card is irreplaceable!

Yugi: Yeah, it is. Ever heard of eBay?

Malik: eBay? Is that some kind of disease?

Yugi: Uh…no. It's a place on the internet where you bid on things and you get it. They sell almost everything in existence.

Malik: Anything? But there are only suppose to be only one copy of each god card!

Yugi: Blame Konami. They released them as promos to some games.

Malik: Ah. I see now. I might wanna check that place out.

Yugi: Hey Malik, did you get any milk on your doorstep today?

Malik: No. Why did you ask?

Yugi: The label says biohazard on it. I have suspicions that the milk isn't that good.

Malik: Bleh. It sounds something that Marik would do. Thanks for telling me about eBay.

Yugi: No problem. *walks off with Jou*

Jou: Ya know, Rishid must be EXTREMELY pissed off at Malik to do such a thing.

Yugi: I agree. It doesn't seem like him.

*After a while, both Jou and Yugi reach Domino High School*

SF: What awaits them? Is there something actually wrong with the milk?  Why did Rishid…

Bakura: Shut up already!

SF: I was trying to add suspense here. .

Anyway, please review and all flames will be added to the Springfield Tire Fire.