SF: Welcome back. Okay, who wants to do a disclaimer?
*nobody is willing to do it*
SF: . Okay then, looks like I have to draw a name out of a hat. *puts hand in a hat, then picks up a piece of paper* Will the real Slim Shadi please stand up?
Everyone: .
Shadi: Fine. SF doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way, shape or form.
Bakura: And thank Ra for that.
SF: . I heard that!
Yugi: We're here!
Jou: What? You think that we won't be here?
*Ryou walks up to Yugi and Jou*
Ryou: Hey guys!
Yugi: Hey, Ryou! What's up?
Ryou: Nothing much. Did you get any milk left on your doorstep this morning?
Yugi: I was about to ask you about that. Isn't it weird? It says "Biohazard" on it!
Ryou: So you know?
Jou: When will you two learn? Milk's milk! It's edible, you drink it! There's noting to it!
Ryou: I dunno, Jou. I have a bad feeling about it.
*Bakura jumps out of a nearby tree and lands next to the gang*
Jou: Oh great, it's Bakura.
Bakura: Haha! Is the wittle bitty vessel scared of a bottle of…urk. *places hand on mouth as if he was sick*
Ryou, Yugi, and Jou: o.O
Bakura: Ugh! *vomits on Jou's shoes*
Jou: *recoils in disgust* Asshole! You know how much I paid for these!?!
Ryou: I told you that the milk was bad!
Bakura: Quiet you! It wasn't the milk! It was how much I…urk. *places hands on mouth again*
Jou: *backs away form Bakura*
*Yami suddenly appears from the background*
Yami: Uh huh. Sure. Whatever you say, tomb robber.
Bakura: (weakened voice) Stay out of this, pharaoh. *vomits on the ground*
Yami: Does the wittle bitty tomb robber need to have mommy wub his tummy to make him feel all better?
Everyone except Bakura: *laughs*
Ryou: *snicker* Hey Bakura, you really need to see a doctor about your tummy ache.
Bakura: Damnit vessel. For the umpteenth time, shut up. I'm going home…urk. *places hands on mouth, vomits on the floor again*
Ryou: Take Yami with you.
Yami/Bakura: WHAT!?
Bakura: I'D RATHER PUKE THAN HAVE THAT PHAROH GO HOME WITH…urk. *vomits*
Yami: Don't worry, Ryou. I'll take REALLY good care of him.
Jou: You'd better. I'd might come over there to get even with him after vomiting on my shoes! *shakes fist at Bakura*
Yami: Come on, tomb robber. *walks with Bakura*
Bakura: Grr…damn pharaoh *walks, vomits*
Jou: Hey guys. Something's not right, here. Where the hell's Honda and Anzu at? They should be here by now. *grabs a towel and wipes off his shoes*
Ryou: Do you think that it's the milk?
Jou: Of course not! It's normal for Honda to not be here, but I dunno why Anzu isn't here.
Yugi: I think it's the milk.
Jou: Yug. How many times do I have to tell ya? It's NOT the milk!
Ryou: Believe what you wanna believe, Jou. Me and Yugi believe that there's something wrong with the milk.
Yugi: We'd better go in or else we'll be late for class. *walks into the building*
Ryou/Jou: *also walks in*
Bakura: How dare you! You not only made me sick but you had that damned pharaoh baby talk me!
Yami: I told you not to bad mouth the author!
Bakura: I'll do what I wanna do, pharaoh!
Yami/Bakura: Grr… *starts fighting*
SF: *watches the fight* Please R&R. *grabs some popcorn and continues to watch Yami and Bakura fight*