Malik: I fold.
Yugi: As do I.
Yami: Straight Flush. Let's see you beat that, tomb robber!
Bakura: Royal Flush! I win! You loose! That means that you have to do the disclaimer this time, pharaoh!
Yami: Grr…SF does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Malik: Why do we have to do disclaimers anyway? They all should know that all of this is fanfiction and they don't own it.
Bakura: Idiots exist in the world, that's why. *stares at Yami*
Yami: Speak for yourself, tomb robber.
Three periods passed by and it's time for lunch at the high school.
Jou: *runs into the cafeteria* Lunch time! The second best part of school! The first would be the dismissal bell. *grabs a tray and gets all the food as he can get*
*Yugi and Ryou walk in the cafeteria*
Yugi: Hey Ryou. That Egyptian history report is going to be the easiest thing we had to do yet!
Ryou: At least for us. If we didn't have the millennium we posses and the spirits inside them, it would be a lot more difficult.
*Yugi and Ryou grab their food, and as they grab their milk, they notice something*
Yugi: Oh great, it says biohazard on it. *puts it back as does Ryou*
Cafeteria Worker: C'mon kids. Take the milk. You need your calcium, yano.
Ryou: Um…our doctors say that we can't drink milk, um yeah.
Cafeteria Worker: Do you have a note with you?
Yugi: Rats. *takes the milk as does Ryou, they both take a seat by Jou*
Jou: I know what that biohazard label means now. It's a new brand of milk, and it sounds like it kicks ass, too!
Yugi: I dunno. I think that it means that the milk will be kicking YOUR ass.
Jou: You STILL hadn't got over that milkaphobia of yours? Yikes.
*Otogi walks in*
Otogi: You're actually going to drink that, Jou? You're more insane than I thought.
Jou: Hey! I'm not the one who dresses people up in a dog costume when they loose a duel.
Otogi: *gives Ryou and Yugi sodas* At least you two are cautious about the milk.
Yugi: Thanks Otogi. *opens the soda* Hey Jou, you want my milk?
Ryou: Take mine too if you wish.
Jou: Give em here. I'll drink it.
Seto: *notices Jou* Well, well. If it isn't the mut that acts like a kitty cat with all of those milk cartons
Jou: Go away, Kaiba! Let me drink my milk in peace! *opens all three cartons, drinks them all up* See? Nothing to it, guys.
Ryou: I guess we were wrong.
Otogi: Meh. I still prefer sodas to milk any day.
Yugi: Uh guys? LOOK AT JOU!
*a huge glow started to cover Jou, then a blinding light spread. After the light had cleared…*
Ryou, Otogi, Yugi, and Seto: O.O
Jou: *has turned into a puppy dog* Ruf! Ruf!
Seto: *is laughing to tears* Look at the little mut!
Jou: GRRRR! *runs up to Seto, bites his ass*
Seto: *stops laughing* o.o YEOUCH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! *is running in circles*
Otogi: *is rolling on the floor laughing*
Ryou: This is REALLY bad! I knew the new milk was no good
Yugi: *examines the carton, looks at the insides* Look at the insides of the cartons. One says "chibi," the next says "dog" and the other says "sharp teeth."
*Everyone except Ryou, Otogi, Seto, and Yugi are being affected by the new milk*
Yugi: This is really bad! Grandpa had the milk! I wonder what happened to him! *runs out of the school*
Bakura: Now I feel a LITTLE better since I don't have any of that happening to me!
SF: Please R&R!