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Hotohori: MIAKA! GET AWAY FROM THERE! IT'S FALLING APART!

Miaka: AHHHHHHH!! CRAAASH

...silence...

Director: Where's Tamahome? He's supposed to save Miaka...

Tamahome: Wha? I was? I thought she died in this scene...Oh well!

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Tamahome: It's YOU. Listen, even before we were born, destiny determined that we would meet. So you can bet my feelings WON'T be changing...

Miaka: ....aw **** what was I supposed to say again? Tamahome, you really gotta get off me, you're hurting my back. LINE!

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Tamahome: The tears...they just won't stop....pretty strange...eh?

Miaka: ........oh....what were you saying?

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Suboshi: Don't underestimate my shooting star plumb bob!

Tamahome: Shooting star plumb bob??!

Suboshi: I dunno, that's what they called these things in the script...

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Taiitsu-kun: The body of the Priestess of Suzaku must be pure! She must be a virgin.

Tamahome: REALLY? WHOOPS!

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Chichiri: It was an accident...but that was how I got this wound. I remember it like yesterday...how I cried when he died. I realized how much I loved him...

BLEEEEP BLEEEP

Miaka: Hold on *takes out phone* Hello? Oh HIIIIIII Sara you know I found the best clothes and...

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Chiriko: During my experiences here I've found that working with these talented people has really taught me how-

Tasuki: HAHAHAAAAA!! NOW THAT IS ONE NASTAAAYY PICTURE, MAN!!

Chiriko: -how to read other people. I can get along with others really well, and I know that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover -

Tasuki: MORE SAKE!! HAHAAHAA!! CHICHIRI, MAN YOU'RE ONE FUNNY KID! WE SHOULD GO OUT AND GET SOME HOOKERS SOMETIME!!

Chiriko: - cover meaning that although some people look threatening and mean on the outside, they aren't always that way on the inside -

Tasuki: MIAKA, GET OUTTA HERE!! REKKA SHINEN!!

Miaka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YOU FREAK!!

Chiriko: -inside which I conclude in saying that I'm very happy I did this production of Fushigi Yuugi

Tasuki: *walks in* Oh, yo Chiriko, how's it hanging? What are all these cameras for? C'mon, Tamahome and Miaka are playing strip poker!

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Miaka: Just watch how one lone Miaka can fight!

Soi: What, there are two of you? GOD HELP US!