SF: Welcome Back! This chapter will be better than ever since it features MONKEYS!

Malik: Did somebody say monkeys?

SF: Yup! Black Magician, do the disclaimer for me.

BM: SF doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but you all should know that by now.

*Yugi continues to rush home, until he got a huge cramp in his stomach*

Yugi: Urgh! Must…continue…to…save…Grandpa. *Stops* I can't go any farther. *catches breath*

*Malik notices Yugi as he was riding by on his motorcycle*

Malik: Hey Yugi. Did they let you out of school early?

Yugi: Nope, but there IS something wrong with the milk and my grandpa had it this morning! Fifteen minutes ago, Jou drank three milks and was turned into a chibi dog with sharp teeth since he drank one milk that turned you into a chibi, one that turned you into a dog, and one that gave you sharp teeth. Can I get a lift? I need to go to the Kame Game Shop.

Malik: Sure.

*Yugi gets on, they ride to the Kame Game Shop where they hear stuff shattering everywhere from it*

Yugi: I got a really bad feeling about this… *opens the door with caution*

Malik: *takes his helmet off* Maybe I should come in with you.

Yugi: Sounds like a good idea. *fully opens a door*

*Malik and Yugi notice a monkey running loose*

Yugi: The hell?!

Malik: MONKEY! ^.^ *runs up to it and grabs it* Can I keep him? Can I keep him? Can I keep him? Can I keep him?

Yugi: Uh Malik? I think that monkey's suppose to be my grandpa.

Malik: Oops. So I take that as a no?

Yugi: Yup.

Malik: Damn! *pouts* I wun a monkey!

Monkey: *jumps out of Malik's arms and wrecks some glass figures, then runs loose around the shop, leaving a trail of destruction behind*

Yugi: After him!

*Malik and Yugi try to chase after the monkey but he's too quick*

Malik: Catching him would be much easier if that pharaoh or that tomb robber was around to help us!

Yugi: Unfortunately, they cant. Bakura's really sick and Yami's taking care of him. Why don't we have Marik help us.

Malik: And have him destroy the planet while he's at it? Hell no! *grabs the Millennium Rod, reaches for the monkey's tail, catches him, Malik grabs him like he was hugging him*

Yugi: All right! You got him! Good work, Malik!

Malik: Can we name him Sprinkles? ^.^

Yugi: I don't think my grandpa's name's Sprinkles. It's more under the lines of Surgoku.

Malik: Aww!

Monkey: *tries to escape from Malik's arms again*

Malik: You aren't getting away from me this time! You're mine! ^.^

Monkey: *squirms harder, but fails*

The Phone: *rings*

Yugi: I'll get it! *picks up the phone* Kame Game Shop! How may I help you?

Seto: Hey Yugi, when your grandpa drank the milk, what happened to him?

Yugi: He got turned into a monkey. I assume you got Jou off your ass.

Seto: Yup. He's in a cage now at my place. Well, the milk didn't have a bad of a effect on Mokuba but it's still bad.

Background on Seto's line: Gimmie my coffee now, you whippersnapper!

Seto: He got turned into an old geezer. I'll meet you at your place at 3 A.M.

Yugi: What for, Kaiba?

Seto: Get rid of the milkman.

Yugi: Don't you still want a rematch against me?

Seto: I do, but the milk's my number one priority. I got to go, Mokuba is brandishing his cane and is about to hit me if I don't get him his coffee. *hangs up*

Malik: *got the monkey to calm down* What's going on?

Yugi: Kaiba's coming over here at 3AM because he got plans to get rid of the milkman.

Malik: Ah. I see.

*the door opens, Yami comes in*

Yugi: How did taking care of Bakura go?

Yami: Like shit.

Yugi: It couldn't have been that bad.

Yami: You try taking care of a psychotic, demanding tomb robber that's sick one day and tell me how it feels. What's Malik doing here and is that a monkey that he's holding?

Malik: I wun my monkey!

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