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Miaka: ...then how do you feel about me?!

Tamahome: Honestly?? I think you're an ******* who ***** and makes me wanna barf all ******** night long. ******, I mean, they could have at least picked a better actor.......you make me SICK!

Miaka: TAMAHOME!!

Tamahome: What, I wasn't supposed to say that?

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Chichiri: Mitsukake is pretty level headed, so he can keep Tasuki on a leash no da.

Tasuki: A LEASH?! WHAT AM I, A DOG?!

Chichiri: YOU SURE LOOK LIKE ONE!

Tasuki: ALRIGHT MONK-MAN, YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

Chichiri: SURE, FLAMEBOY, LET'S GO!

Tasuki: Alright see you guys, we're ditching this place

Chichiri: Yeah, c'mon let's go. I just got gas in my car, so we can go to Dunkin' Donuts or something

Director: TAKE TWO!

Chichiri: Mitsukake is pretty level headed, so he can keep Tasuki on a leash no da

Tasuki: A LEASH?! MITSUKAKE, YOU BETTER NOT BE TYING ME UP!!

Mitsukake: I never said I was!! It was all his idea!!

Tasuki: So what are you trying to do, huh? HUH?

Chichiri: I'M JUST READING OFF THE SCRIPT!! THE SCENE COULD BE DONE A WHOLE LOT FASTER IF YOU DID THAT, TOO!

Tasuki: Well ***** someone's got an attitude...

Director: TAKE THREE!

Chichiri: Mitsukake is pretty level headed, so he can keep Tasuki on a leash no da

Tasuki: *************************

Nuriko: Woah, never heard that one before

Director: TAKE FOUR!

Chichiri: Mitsukake is pretty level headed, so he can keep Tasuki on a leash no da

Tasuki: Whaddya mean by THAT?

Director: annnnd CUT!

Tasuki: What, that's all I had to say?

Chichiri: I TOLD YOU WE'D BE DONE SOONER!!

Tasuki: Well SORREE!

Chichiri: ***************************

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Guy's Dressing Room

Nuriko: Good show today Mitsukake, you did it really well

Mitsukake: Yeah, I wanted that "I love you Shoka" effect in there

Chichiri: I still don't understand why they made me have to hug you, though....I mean...they could have just let me STAND THERE....

Nuriko: Yeah, and what was that squeaking bit?

Chichiri: I dunno....the director said that it gave the scene dynamics....personally, I don't think squeaking permits DYNAMICS....

Mitsukake: You're right. You looked in PAIN....you loved me that much?

Chichiri: Shove it, I don't wanna talk about that.

Tasuki: What was the deal with Nakago carrying Soi around?

Tamahome: I thought he hated her...

Mitsukake: He DID hate her....but.....he felt like carrying her around

Nakago: Are you people talking about me?

Tamahome: NO NAKAGO....now leave...this is the Suzaku's part of the dressing room. Go and hang with Suboshi, you pervert

Nuriko: Yeah! Get out of our side!

Nakago: Didn't know the CHANGING ROOM HAD sides.....jeez...

Chichiri: It's a DRESSING ROOM, you clod!

Tasuki: Hey look what I got at Stewarts before the session today

Tamahome: Woaaahh...nice pic......

Chichiri: How much does something like that COST nowadays?

Tasuki: Took my week's pay...but then again...I don't get paid that much. And you think I WOULD considering that I get all these burns on my hands from carrying around that ***** fan....

Tamahome: Why are there cameras in here?

Chichiri: They've been taping this whole thing?

Nuriko: GET OUTTA HERE YOU *****************************************!!

Tasuki: Hey, that was longer than mine!! Musta took some time to make that one up!!

Nuriko: Yeah, all night in fact....

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O__________________O The end!