Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day

Chapter 6 Battle of the Old People Part 2

5:43am

Sesshoumaru dodged through the corners of the dark alleyways, doing his best to escape from the evil whorish women that were after him. As he moved on, he suddenly heard a noise coming from a few streets down.

Sesshoumaru quickened his pace in curiosity of what could possibly be taking place. Then he came upon it.

The Battle of The Old People

Miroku: Oh! And bimbo #1 has ripped bimbo #2's top off! There is no way those things can be real!

Inuyasha: Man, that's what great stuff's made of!

Miroku: Almost forgot, how are the old dudes doing?

Inuyasha: It seems that they... I dunno, actually. All I see is a wrinkled thing attacking another wrinkled thing. It's quite disturbing, actually.

Miroku: Hmmm... Bimbo #1 is now completely in the nude!

Inuyasha: Yes! All right!

Sesshoumaru: *busts on out* Little brother! How could you turn to such ways of perversion, you sick little child?!

Inuyasha: I'm not a child! I'm a big boy now!

Sesshoumaru: Big boys don't wet the bed!

Inuyasha: BROTHER!!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!!!

Miroku: ... you what?

Inuyasha: It doesn't matter!

Sesshoumaru: You're so marching home right this instant mister! And then you're getting a big spanki-

Peaches: THERE HE IS!! GET 'IM GIRLS!!!

Sesshoumaru: Ah shit.

Mob of Girls: *charges*

Miroku: A swarm of girls... after a guy who doesn't want them... why does life have to be full of such injustices?

Inuyasha: Ladies, ladies! Considering my brother is so unattached, I am more than willing to be your play toy in his stead.

Miroku: *suddenly down on the ground* Me too!

Inuyasha: I called it first!

Miroku: Fine, can I be vice play toy?

Inuyasha: ... okay.

Peaches: We don't want you! We want that sexy bizznatch over yonder!... Hey, where'd he go?

Girl 1: *pointing* He's over there!

Mob of Girls: *chase after Sesshoumaru*

Miroku: Ladies! Wait for me!!!

Inuyasha: Me first!

Miroku and Inuyasha: *chase after mob of girls*

Meanwhile...

Grandpa: METABOLIFE OF CHEESEPUFF SHALL BEAN YOUR CABBAGE!!!

Kaede: MAY BURRITOS WITH COMPAQ STICK YOUR PEPSI!

(translation)

Grandpa: You wanna piece of me fu?

Kaede: Oh, you are so dead.

Suddenly, Kagome's ghost appeared.

Kagome: Grandpa, Kaede, you must stop this!

Grandpa: HOLY SNITTZERNANNER PIE!!

Kaede: FOR ALL BEANIES AND CREAM!!

Kagome: Please, become peaceful and crap so I don't need to keep appearing in this world.

Keade and Grandpa: ???

Kagome: It figures you don't understand. You see, here in the afterlife there are a bunch of sexy love muffins, all ripe and ready for the taking! Instead of being with one semi hot half demon on earth, I get to hang out with billions of full blown stud muffin bishounen!

Kaede: ... PEAS AND CRACKERS!!! *trans: Frank Sinatra, I'm comin for you baby!* *kills herself*

Grandpa: EH??? MY FOOTS IS MITOSIS!! *trans: Crap, I won? Sweet!*

Kagome: Wow... that was easier than I thought. Welp, back off to my sweeties!

While all that was happening, Sesshoumaru found himself tiring from the ever long pursuit. Then it occured to him.

Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah, I forgot that I can fly! Just need to think happy thoughts. *imagines being a priest at a monastery* I'm flying!!!

Mob of Girls: He can fly!

Miroku: He can fly!

Inuyasha: That is so not fair.

Sesshoumaru then soared through the air, totally happy and stuff, but sadly didn't see that big building up ahead and kinda crashed. He then fell into a dumpster, aka: Secret passage way to the main villain's lair. He walked down many secret corridors, and then stopped in a dark room with a big cushy chair's back facing him.

Voice of Main Villain: Welcome battousai.

Sesshoumaru: ... wrong series. I'm that demon dude from Inuyasha, not the fag from RK.

VOMV: Oh... so sorry. *ahem* Welcome Sesshoumaru.

6:04 am

Who is this evil villain that Sesshoumaru now must face? Why are so many people out so early in the morning? Was the RK spoof at the end even understandable? Does anyone even know what RK is? Why do I ask so many questions? Only the first question will be answered in the next Chapter of Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day: The Face of Icecream.