Finally! After a long, tedious time, I have finally gotten around to writing the ever anticipated 7th chapter to this fic. What can I say? I got very uninspired very quickly. Now, though, I hope it'll come out okay and you all will like it. I will also take up this space to tell y'all to read and review my Harry Potter fic cuz I say so! Yes, useless promos are necessary. Anywho, let's all read, be gay, do unclean things and be happy!

6:05am

Sesshoumaru glared at the dark figure in the chair, not knowing who he was. What did he want? What was this man's purpose? Why did his butt itch? So many questions he had, yet many would probably go unanswered.

Sesshoumaru: Who are you?!

Voice of Main Villain: The one person no one would ever expect who shall soon destroy the earth!!

Sesshoumaru: I wasn't talking to you! *back to mouse in corner* Now then, your name is?

Mouse: Squee!

Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day

Chapter 7 The Face of Ice cream

VOMV: Hey! You're supposed to be paying attention to me!

Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP!! Can't you see that Squee and I are having a heart to heart conversation?!

Mouse: Squee?

Sesshoumaru: Don't worry little buddy. I feel your pain.

VOMV: Dammit, now you have invoked my wrath! *pushes button*

Squee: *whacked with mousetrap and dies*

VOMV: Now may I have your attention?!

Sesshoumaru: *gasp* Y-you killed Squee... YOU BASTARD!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

VOMV: I am none other than one of the ones your brother so loves relatives.

Sesshoumaru: Crap, that tells me a lot.

VOMV: Maybe you will know me now! *steps out of shadows*

Sesshoumaru: ... er.. you're one of my slave kids???

Main Villain: NO! It's me, Sota! Kagome's little brother?!

Sesshoumaru: ... who?

Sota: grargh... dumbass

Sesshoumaru: It doesn't matter who you are. You obviously are one more person who stands in my way, therefore I must kill you in order to clear the path to my victory.

Sota: Oh, you think it'll be that easy, do you? *snaps fingers*

Right then, a door behind Sesshoumaru and stepped inside none other than Barney and Baby Bop (the Japanese dubbed version!!!).

Barney: Konnichiwa shoujo to shounen! *dumb laugh*

Sesshoumaru: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and co. were walking around all pissed. Sango cuz she never had any lines because she's more or less just there in this fic, Miroku and Inuyasha because all the hot chicks had left, and Shippo because maniacal people have to be pissed in order to carry off that maniacal-ness.

Miroku: Damn, it's so not fair! Sesshoumaru gets all the hotties, and the best one of us can get is Kagome quality.

Inuyasha: Well, I dunno. I got Kikyo, and she was pretty hot.

Miroku: Compared to the bikini babes mud wrestling?

Inuyasha: *sigh* You have a point.

Shippo: DIE CRAP BURN!!!

Sango: SHUT UP YOU ALL!!! It's not fair! I don't do anything in this story plot! I'm surprised I haven't gotten killed off yet!!

Inuyasha: The forces of evil are too lazy, perhaps?

Sango: Well they sure as hell weren't too busy to kill off Kagome, now were they?!

Miroku: But they didn't. She fell off a building.

Italian Stallion: Did I hear the name of my long lost love?!

Inuyasha: Hey! She was mine first!

Italian Stallion: I will ignore your existence and pretend that you never put your nasty hands on her!

Inuyasha: I'll have you know that she found my hands very sexy!

Miroku: Guys guys GUYS!! C'mon, this is Kagome you're fighting over here! There are much more buck some, beautiful ladies out there, trust me! Please do broaden your horizons and forget about the dead chick.

Inuyasha: I guess you have a point.

Italian Stallion: Fine, we'll leave it at a truce for now. After all, it seems we are after the same guy.

Inuyasha: You out to kill Sesshoumaru too?

Italian Stallion: Yes, for you see, I am the righteous hero who must triumph over the evil villain and bring peace to the world.

Miroku: Well, there's just a slight problem with that whole theory. Ya see, Inuyasha and us groupies have had our roles switched and all, and are now kinda the villains while Sesshoumaru is the hero of the story.

Italian Stallion: How do you figure? He's kinda trying to take over the world, ya know.

Miroku: Yes yes, let me explain. Ya see, this world is corrupt and beyond the point of being able to save itself from it's evil, perverted nature. Thus, the world needs a savior to deliver it from the chains it has bound itself with. So, to put it simply, Sesshoumaru is the savior who has come to this world from evil.

Inuyasha: You mean... he's Jesus???

Miroku: Well... that's rather a sacrilegious thing to say but.... ah what the hell? I'm sure we've offended other people already by treating girls like sex objects, making fun of old people, harassing the porn industry, picking on German gummy bears, and poking at people with bad hygiene, treating milk men like garbage, not to mention child abuse and... did we homosexuality or drug abuse yet?

Inuyasha: ...I don't remember....

Miroku: No matter. Basically, we've already insulted plenty of people and their beliefs, so I'm sure throwing in a little sacrilege won't hurt.

Italian Stallion: Getting back to the point, how are you guys evil then?

Miroku: Because we want to kill off the savior of the world and plunge it into the darkness of anime and porn... not to mention anime porn; best of two worlds in one shell, ya know?

Italian Stallion: I see. Then I have no choice.

Inuyasha: You're going to join us and give up the side of good and lightness?

Italian Stallion: No, I will join Sesshoumaru and defeat you, stopping you from pursuing your evil intentions any farther. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be hopping into the Pinto-mobile and locate your brother. Then I will come back and vanquish you. *jumps into pinto and leaves*

Inuyasha: Wow, and to think that if he had just finished us off first, then went to find Sesshoumaru, it would have made his life much easier.

Miroku: Not to mention reduced his gas bill by a bit.

Inuyasha: Yeah, don't you just hate those high prices?

Miroku: That's way we stick to the pedestrian way of life, my friend.

While that was all going on, Sesshoumaru was now sitting there on the ground of the villain's head quarters floor, feeling quite traumatized by the Japanese Barney and Baby Bob... oh, that's what I forgot! Yeah, we make fun of Barney and Japanese dubbing too.

Barney: Watashi no onaka ga totemo ookii desu ne!

Baby Bob: Soo desu ka?

Barney: Hai, soo desu!

Baby Bob: Kyoo wa ii otenki desu ne!

Barney: Hai, honto ni otenki desu ne!

Sesshoumaru: I can't take much more of this... You damn dinosaurs are pissing me off with your damn lingo which I can't understand, even though I should because I'm only Japanese, but am apparently too stupid to understand my own language, thus am forced to talk in English, ignoring the fact I'm still supposedly in Japan!!!

Barney: Anata wa kanashii desu ka?

Sesshoumaru: Bite me! Damn lizard.

Baby Bob: Dame!

Sesshoumaru: No, not dammie, it's damn! Dammit, if you're gonna cuss then do it right!!

Barney: donna tabemono ga suki desu ka?

Sesshoumaru: Pikachu your ass!

Barney: Nani??

Sota: I see you are disgruntled by my minions whom speak crap even I don't understand! Yes, this is the power of THE SOTA!!! HUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sesshoumaru: I can't take more of this... brain cells depleting... can't go on...

Baby Bob: Sesshoumaru ga daisuki!!!

Barney: Daisuki desu ne!!!

Sesshoumaru: Somebody save me!!! *Smallville theme song starts to play*

Just then, the Italian Stallion broke into the headquarters.

Italian Stallion: Never fear! The Italian Stallion is here!

Sesshoumaru: Oh no... not kiddie super heroes too...

Italian: Do not fret, for I am here to save you Sesshoumaru!

The Italian Stallion then picked up Sesshoumaru, dropped him into the Pinto-mobile, and drove the hell on out of there.

Sota: So they think they can escape. Well not for long. It's fine, though, for the day is still young, and before it is over, it will... wait, I can't say that part cuz the readers can only find out my true intentions later on, as to build suspense and make everybody "Oooh" and "Aaahhh." Damn writing style.

So as the evil villain Sota plotted whatever it was he is plotting, which you won't find out till chapter ten or later... wait, no... well, it'll be the chapter when it starts out as 5:?? pm, k? Anyway, back with Sesshoumaru and his savior the Italian Stallion.

Sesshoumaru: You saved me?

Italian Stallion: Yes, and around now I would like to pronounce my love for you and make hot steamy love to you.

Sesshoumaru: *freaked out* ... why, exactly?!

Italian Stallion: Sorry, gotta say stuff like that so as to make sure we don't leave anyone out of the 'poking fun at' list. We can scratch gays off of it for sure now.

Sesshoumaru: Oh, let me help you there. *takes out heroine and shoots up* Now you can take out druggies too.

Italian Stallion: Oh good. Oh and would you mind drinking this bottle of vodka so we can take off drunkies too?

Sesshoumaru: Sure, drinking a whole bottle of vodka would probably kill the average human being, but I'm a cartoon character, so no worries! It's also why I was able to shoot up and feel no effects of it afterwards!

Italian Stallion: My goodness! You ARE the savior!!

Sesshoumaru: yeah... sure... *shifty eyes*

Italian Stallion: Anyway, just want to tell you that I, the Italian Stallion, will work for you solely in your goals for this world.

Sesshoumaru: Uh... okay.

Italian Stallion: If I might be good enough as to suggest my first mission, I believe it is time to rid yourself of the Inuyasha troupe.

Sesshoumaru: Are you trying to say you're trying to bump MY little brother off?

Italian Stallion: Yes, unless you have any objections.

Sesshoumaru: Hell no! I've been trying to do that for lord knows how long! If you actually succeed then kudos to you pal!

Italian Stallion: It shall be done.

The Italian Stallion then disappeared... to the best of his ability, he is human after all, and went off in search of Inuyasha and his compadres. Sesshoumaru then sat down where he was and began to plot the best way of defeating this little boy known as Sota... who liked ice cream, even though I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I figure the title has to have something to do with the story so yeah... Sota likes ice cream... on his face... there you go.

Will Sota be defeated? Will the Italian Stallion defeat Inuyasha and co? Will the Italian Stallion ever get a new car? Will Barney and Baby Bop make a reappearance? Are they even worthy of a reappearance? Will Sango die? Will Sango disappear? Will Sango just stop being Sango? Will there ever be an end to these stupid questions? Practically none of these will be answered, but read the next installment anyway (whenever it comes out) of Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day: The Art of Horse Breeding. You won't wanna miss it... then again, looking at the title, you just might...