Time for chapter 8 of this here fic, and I must say I'm sorry that I haven't been updating it oh so quickly. I'll do my best to get better at that. Anyway, this here is dedicated to Vice God Hoochieman, for this person is the one who gave me the title of this fic, though what it'll have to do with anything, I still don't know. Anywho, read, review, and join my religion.

Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day

Chapter 8 The Art of Horse Breeding

It ran through the streets with malice and evil intentions, willing to slay whatever was in it's path. Evil eyes surveying the road ahead of it, it breathed vengeance and cruelty. Made by the devil himself, it thirsted for human souls. Good thing for us that this lil' bugger is in a different city, eh? Now to the city Sesshoumaru's after....

6:46am

Sesshoumaru walked through the streets, looking possibly for someone who might join a posse that would be able to defeat the wicked little boy Sota, who had bad things in store for everybody, though we don't know what exactly but should find out if this story is continued. It was while walking about he made a brief stop at his kindergarten slave school, to check up on how things were doing.

Sesshoumaru: Hmm... I see you have finished the Universal Studios dedicated to me. That is good, but I need something else, something diabolical that will defeat that cursed little boy...

Head Kid: Um... you mean... like a broccoli factory?

Sesshoumaru: ... Yes, that's it! All little children hate broccoli and other vegetables! I want you to start a factory that produces nothing more than broccoli and brussel sprouts. You are also to build cannons and powerful machine guns that shoot out Flintstone vitamins.

Head Kid: But sir, I don't think we can do that.

Sesshoumaru: Why the hell not, little boy?! Do you want me to rip your head off and feed it to the willy wonkas instead?!

Head Kid: N-no sir! It's just that our sugar ration has been cut low, and we haven't been able to have our naptime!

Sesshoumaru: In all aspects of truth, I don't care about your needs. You are to do exactly as I say until you die from an accident in construction, malnourishment, or if I'm bored and need something to do. Is that clear?

Head Kid: ..... *bawling* WWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *snaps fingers* Take care of this will you.

Two brute seven year olds then dragged off the screeching ex-head kid, to the tickle chambers of doom. Sesshoumaru sighed. You'd think a five year old could handle orders easier. No matter, there were more important things to do, like eat chicken. Sadly, there was no time for such glamourous acts, for much more necessary things were needed to be done.

Meanwhile, the Italian Stallion drove about in his Pinto mobile, in search of the dreaded Inuyasha and posse. On the way, he sopped by the alley that held his beloved Kagome's memorial.

Italian Stallion: Oh Kagome, my love, don't worry. Soon I will have brought justice to your death by thwarting those who murdered you.

Ghost of Kagome: Um, hate to break it to you, but I wasn't murdered. I fell off of a building.

Italian Stallion: My love speaks! Please say more, my dulcet darling!

Kagome: .... Are you feeling okay?

Italian Stallion: *brushes tear from eye* Even though you are in your fatal condition, you still worry for my health. Such concern moves my soul.

Kagome: Okay, you need therapy. I don't exactly want you to die, either, because then you'll stalk me through the nether world, and that'll just suck.

Italian Stallion: Do not worry, my angelic princess! I will live on in your memory! Now I must go and thwart the evil Inuyasha who is responsible for your untimely demise.

The Italian Stallion then leapt into the Pinto mobile, and sped off with a new found determination.

Kagome: ... Some people just can't take a hint, can they?

Soon the Inuyasha party would be facing a showdown with this powerful foe, but at the moment, they had no idea what was soon to be upon them.

Inuyasha: Man, I'm hungry! Sango, get me some food!

Sango: Why do I have to do it?

Inuyasha: Because the wife isn't here.

Sango: Wait, hold up! You saying that Kagome was your wife?!

Inuyasha: No. I just simply said the wife wasn't here. I never specified whom she was, nor who's wife either. Now get me food!!!

Miroku: Hey there!

Inuyasha: WTF??!!!

Inuyasha, Sango, and Shippo stared at Miroku in disbelief. He was decked out in pimp clothes, feather hat and all! Not to mention he had a whole harem full of beautiful women clinging onto him.

Miroku: Well, whatcha think?

Inuyasha: I think you'd ought to hand over a few of them fine ladies over to your dear friend Inuyasha, if you know what I'm saying.

Sango: *smacks Inuyasha* You dolt! What would Kagome say? Kikyo say? Either of them if they were still alive?

Inuyasha: They wouldn't say anything. They'd probably tie me to a park bench, rip out my manhood, nail it to a tree, and force me to eat earthworms or something.

Miroku: And may I say that you are friggin stupid for giving her them ideas.

Sango: *writing down everything Inuyasha said on a notepad* Miroku, what happened to you, anyway? *puts away notepad*

Miroku: I went to the 'Bum With No Job' Center, and signed up to be a part time pimp! It's been a life long dream of mine, you know.

Inuyasha: ME TOO!!! SIGN ME UP TOO!!!

Miroku: Oh, don't worry. I already signed you up for a job!

Inuyasha: REALLY?!! MIROKU, I LOVE YOU! Not like that, BUT THANK YOU!!!

Miroku: Yes, you are now officially the head Pooper Scooper of Miss Kitty's Kitty Litter Testing Company.

Inuyasha: .... on second thought, I hate you. I hate you more than British comedy.

Miroku: Oh come on! You'll be making money, and you'll be meeting new fury friends, too!

Inuyasha: Okay, Miroku. Let's put this into perspective. Say you and Sango have been friends for a long time, and every time you guys meet, Sango says, 'Hey Miroku, I need to take a shit. Would you pick it up for me?'

Miroku: Yes, that would suck. That's why it's you in this situation, not me.

Inuyasha: Why you-

Sango: Enough! Neither of you will have time for jobs anyway, because both of you are needed to defeat Sesshoumaru, and stabilize the world in it's current position of chaos.

Miroku: Hot damn.

Inuyasha: Thank God!

Italian Stallion: AHAH!! INUYASHA!! I HAVE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!!

Inuyasha and co looked up on a roof top to see none other than the dreaded Italian Stallion leering down at them. Soon, very soon, the battle between good and evil would begin. And as for the whole title, I REALLY don't want to bring any of that stuff into the fic, so you guys can use your imaginations and think up a side quest or something.

7:01am

Who will win in the battle between the Italian Stallion and the Inuyasha party? Why do these chapters keep getting shorter? Why didn't Shippo say anything? Why does it take so long for me to update? Will this story actually go somewhere? Why aren't chicken Mc nuggets made better? Why are the burgers at Jack in the Box so big? Why are low prices always Walmart? Find out in the next chapter of Sesshoumaru's World Conquest in a Day, "The Epic Mini Battle." You won't want to miss it!