Author Note: This is my first fanfiction that I've ever written down(yes, i have a million floating around in my head), so don't expect it to be very good.

Most likely you'll think of it as a load of crap.(And if you do think that after reading this then you are absolutley correct.)

The story has random anime characters in it, and some friends of mine. I'm supposed to be a theripist(sp?) or somthing like that, so if you see the name "Twilight", that's me. Psyce is my fluffy little kitten, and he is real, and does like to bite people.

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Twilight: "Hello, all my fellow people of insanity, and welcome to my little home on the internet. It's the 50 story high cardboard box you're standing inside of right now, and yes, it has floors, windows, and elevators.

-A small and very fluffy orange kitten runs into the room-

Twilight: "There you are, Psyce! Now you bite off people's fingers off for me!"

Psyce: -Jumps onto the chair Twi is sitting on and onto her lap: then starts to purr-

-InuYasha walks into the room-

InuYasha: "How the heck did i get into this wierd place?"

Twilight: "Oh, yay! Psycey brought me InuYasha!"

InuYasha: -Points at Psyce- "Ahh! It's that devil cat that was biting at my hands! Is he some kind of new incarnation of Narku?!"

Twilight: "Don't insult my fluffy minion! He's no work of Naraku, he's my kitten! He's known as "Hell's Anegl"!

InuYasha: "What the hell? How could you controll such a thing? Are you sure you don't have any Shikon Jewel Shards?!"

Psyce: -Leaps onto InuYasha and starts biting his hands off-

Twilight: "Nooo!! Psycey must stop!"

InuYasha: "Get this damned cat off of me!" -waves hand around wildly-

Twilight: -Runs over to InuYasha- -Pulls Psyce off of his hand- "It takes barely any strength to pull him off, you whimp."

InuYahsa: "What?! You try being the one getting bitten!" -Grabs Psyce and gets ready to throw him out the window-

Twilight: -Sneaks up behind InuYasha and whacks him with a frying pan-

InuYasha: -Unconcious. Gets pulled into closet that appeared out of nowear by Twilight-

Twilight: -Locks door, puts key in pocket-

-Kikiyo walks in carrying her bow and arrows-

Twilight: "Psyce, come out and knaw her hands off!"

Psyce: -Jumps out of no-where. Then holds onto Kikiyo's are she uses to hold her bow with his jaw-

Twilight: -Sits down in her spinny chair and starts to eat popcorn- "Yay! Get her Psyce! Bite her whole arm off if you have to!"

Kikiyo: "Get off of my, you cursed demon!" -Psyce bites her so hard that she crumbles-

Psyce: -spits out all the dirt that got in his mouth; then sneezes-

Twilight: "Hooray! Psyce, you're my hero, and probobly are to all those other people that despise Kikiyo like i do too!" -Picks up Psyce and hugs him so tight that he starts to turn blue- "Oops.." -Lets him go-

Psyce: -Lies unconsious on the floor-

-The door to the closet bursts open and little pieces cardboard fly everywhere-

Twilight: -stares at InuYasha- "So you finally woke up! Well, it's a good thing you didn't see your ghost girlfriend's second death!" -An evil grin forms on her face-

InuYasha: "What?! Kikiyo! Did you do this you bitch?!"

Twilight: "Nope, it was Psyce, he hates her as much as I do."

-0015 runs down the hall tword the room-

0015: "Get out of my way you bastrads!" -Makes all the Security gaurds unconcious with her red light thing-

Twilight: "Yay!" -Runs out of the room and into the hallway and over to 0015- "Does you red light thing controll minds too?"

0015: "I don't know..."

Twilight: "Who cares, just help me out here!" -runs back into the room where InuYasha is strangeling the still unconsious Psyce-

0015: "He's attacking your minion?! I see..." -Pulls out two pairs of sunglasses. Gives one to Twilight- "InuYasha, look into the red light..."

InuYasha: "Wha-" -Looks into red light and colapses onto the floor-

Twilight: "Yay! Now I can put him in the steel closet and keep him as a pet!" X3

0015: -.-;; "Are any other crazy anime characters supposed to be coming to this cardboard dump?"

Twilight: -Pulls out callender- "Hmmm.... Not for 4 hours. Tsukasa is scedualed then."

0015: "Why, do they have appointments to be knocked unconsious or somthing?"

Twilight: "Not exactly, I'm and 'Anime Phsyciatrist'!"

-Avary appears out of thin air-

Avary: "What kind of a job is that? I thought you wanted to be zoologist and study wolves!"

Twilight: "Yes, but that's when I'm an adult, for now I'm taking on this crappy role."

Avary: "Are any Digimon characters going to be coming?" -Looks up at Twilight-

Twilight: "Maybe, but I don't want to spoil it for any of our viewers..."

0015: "Viewers? You mean we're on TV right now?!"

Twilight: "Yep, you got it!"

0015: "Great, just what I need, to be on another insane fanfiction TV show..." -Sigh-

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Author note: Well that sure was a load of shit. Well, next episode will *hopefully* have more anime characters. And my Psycey will wake up, don't worry. I can't let my fluffy minion stay unconsious!

Each chapter will be an episode, the longer the chapter, the longer the episode. No episodes should be more then 1 chapter. Thats just so you know.