Ok, if you want to be a part in this story, send me a very detailed description of yourself, and I'll try to put you in there, or the best one that I read. But for now, LETS GET THIS GOING! Oh yeah, I'm Mai by the way, and I don't own any of the YYH characters legally, well, except Hiei.
HE'S MINE DAMNIT!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???????
Chappie one: The call
Mai: There's nothing on T.V tonight. *keeps switching channels*
Blade: Fine then, lets talk about school
Mai: School sucks! I don't see how humans have to go there. I don't want to talk about it
Sapphire: Well Mai, if you want to live in the human realm, you're going to have to go, considering your age.
Mai: What the hell do you mean considering my age?! I'm over 100 years old for damn sake!
Blade: Well, ya sure don't act like it, that's why your going to school.
Mai: Oh, I should say the same for YOU BLADE!
Blade: You tryin to start somethin?
Mai: Yeah, bring it on bitch, I'll take you to the smack down hotel!
*Starts pulling on each others hair*
Mai: OW OW OW YOU'RE KICKING MY BOOB!
Blade: AW THAT'S JUST A BUNCH A TISSUE YA SKANK!
Mai: YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE NONE LIKE THESE!
* Mai does a backflip off the bed, and kicks blade in the face*
Emerald: Guys, guys calm down! Look Mai, we came to your house to have a sleep over, not a wrestling match!
*Emerald and Sapphire hold Mai and Blade back*
Mai: You're lucky, we're in a place with lots of humans in it, or I would have used my REAL POWERS TO KICK YOUR PHONY ASS!
Blade: Come on, what ya waitin on?
*Mai and Blade still try to kick at each other while, Emerald and Sapphire hold them back*
Mai: OH NO SHE DIDN'T! SAPPHIRE HOLD MY EARRINGS!
*Starts trying to take off earrings, while being held back*
Sapphire: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
*Sapphire blasts out a gush of water out of her hand, and blows it in Mai and Blade's face, but they don't seem to care, as there eyes are fixed on each other with a deadly look. Then, THEY GO FOR THE KILL! (I mean they start fighting again, sorry, I get a little carried away)
Suddenly, the phone rings.....................Everyone stares at the phone with a scared look, as it keeps ringing.
Mai: Did anyone give anyone my number?
Everyone else: No
Mai: Then, how can it keep ringing if I gave no one my number? I mean we just moved here..........
*The phone was still ringing* (Gosh, wouldn't you be scared if that happened to you? I know I would.....Oh, sorry I'll get out of the story now)
Mai: I'll pick up the phone, this ain't a horror movie ya know.......
*Picks up the phone*
Mai: Hello?
*Faint snickers are heard in the background*
Unknown Caller: Seven days.........
*More snickering*
Mai: Pshh, that don't scare me, I've seen the Ring three times, so how about you shove the seven days thing up your corny ass.
Unknown caller: Huh? What? Oh, sorry...
Background: Hang up! hang up!
*Then hangs up*
Blade: Who was that?
Mai: Some prank callers
Blade: Hey, we should do that to other peope!
Mai: YEAH! Except we can do it better......Cuz we're demons!
*Blade and Mai start laughing evilly*
Blade and Mai: MUWAHAHAHAHA MUWAHAHAHAHA!
~ Meanwhile, in SpiritWorld~
Koenma: Man, that was close.
Ogre: Yeah mister Koenma sir, next time you should hang up when you give the line.
Koenma: Well, she wasn't scared enough! I'm kinda thinking she's not human..........
Ogre: It's just common sense, Mr. Koenma. YA HAVE TA HANG UP AFTER THE PRANK. *Has his arms folded and nods*
Koenma: I don't care what you say! There's no way she could have figured it out! It was pure genius! Have Yusuke come in here, I think we have a demon on our hands.........
Ogre: But Mr. Koenma sir, don't you think this is a little un orthodox? I mean I simply just think that any human could have figured that prank out!
Koenma: I SAID DO IT!!!!
* A few minutes later..........*
Yusuke: What do you want this time?
Koenma: I believe there is a demon in your area Yusuke.
Yusuke: No way, I would have sensed him a long time ago.
Koenma: Actually, it's a "she" this time. And she is probably very crafty.
Kuwabara: OOOh a she huh?
Hiei: Please, spare me fool, like she would ever want to be interested in the likes of YOU.
Kuwabara: WHAT WAS THAT?! COME HERE SHRIMPY!
Yusuke: Aaanywaays........How do you know that it's a demon?
Koenma: Cuz I'ma Motha-Fu@#!n' P-I-M-P!
Everyone: Riiiiiiight..........
~Okay, so the REALLY funny stuff hasn't happened yet, so I want reviews!!!!~