OPERATION : TELEFONE
Telephone
Eavesdropping
Lets
Everyone
Find
Ominous
Neglected
Entertainment
I accidentally deleted KND vs Random Object Case Files. I didn't store all of the chaps for it on my CP so.here is another fic to make up for it.
We, Team Gothika 5, have successfully eavesdropped on the KND's phone calls and made a few prank calls ourselves! (Inspired by an Invader Zim fic)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recorded 7:00AM
*ringing* Numbah 1: Hello?
Numbah 13: Hello.
Numbah 1: What do you want?
Numbah 13: Can I speak to Lizzie?
Numbah 1: Lizzie doesn't live here!
Numbah 13: *sighs* Go figure. Phone for you, Lizzie!
Numbah 1: ?!?
[13 gets off the phone and Lizzie gets on] Lizzie: Hi Nigey!
Numbah 1: Do not call me Nigey. Who was that on the phone?
Lizzie: Have a volcanic rock.
Numbah 1: ???
Lizzie: You have reached the Insanity coalition. Goodbye. *hangs up*
Numbah 1: That's it, no more soda for me before bed.
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Recorded 2:30 PM
*phone rings* Numbah 4: Hello?
Telemarketing machine: Hello, are you interested in buying soap?
Numbah 4: No ah ain't.
TM: Are you interested in buying soap?
Numbah 4: NO.
TM: Thank you. Please press 1 for ordering your soap, 2 to have it autographed, and 9 to cancel your order.
Numbah 4: Ah hate adults. *punches 9*
TM: Thank you. Please come again.
Numbah 4: *mutters* Lunatic. . . *starts to put phone down*
TM: You have reached the American Singles Club.
Numbah 4: *picks phone up again* Wot?!?
TM: Are you unattached? Are you feeling lonely? Are you-
Numbah 4: AH ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFREIND! *slams phone down*
Numbah 3: *walking in* You do?
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Recorded 6:12 PM - from Numbah 5 to MTV Radio song request line
Numbah 5: Hi, Numbah 5'd like to request Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte.
MTV: You are our 57th caller!
Numbah 5: As if I care?
MTV: Sorry, we don't have that CD.
Numbah 5: Okay.*sadly* Maybe something from Linkin Park, then?
MTV: We don't have Linkin Park.
Numbah 5: HMPH! How about Eminem?
MTV: Nope.
Numbah 5: Busted? White Stripes? Michelle Branch??
MTV: No, sorry.
Numbah 5: Avril Lavigne??? Sugababes??? BRITNEY SPEARS????
MTV: No.
Numbah 5: . ARGH! Then what DO you have?
MTV: Cheeky Girls.
Numbah 5: *slams phone down*
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Prank Call Made From DCFDTL to Numbah 3 at 4:41 PM
*phone rings*
Numbah 3: Hi! This is Numbah 3.
DC: Stay away from the power plant..
Numbah 3: Ooooookaaaaaaay...
DC: JACK SPARROW! Where's the rum gone?
Numbah 3: Sorry, I don't know who Jack Sparrow is - and I don't like rum at all.
DC: That's okay. Pull my finger.
Numbah 3: Ummm.are you okay?
DC: APRIL FOOLS!
Numbah 3: ?!?
DC: What's your real name?
Numbah 3: Kuki Sanban.
DC: I thought it was Tom Riddle. Or maybe Rumpelstiltskin.
Numbah 3: *finally twigs* Heyyyyyyyy.you're prank calling me! Numbah 1 warned us about this!
DC: To the Black Pearl! *hangs up*
Numbah 3: *screaming* AND REALLY BAD EGGS, YO HO! *slams phone down in rage*
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R&R for more!
I accidentally deleted KND vs Random Object Case Files. I didn't store all of the chaps for it on my CP so.here is another fic to make up for it.
We, Team Gothika 5, have successfully eavesdropped on the KND's phone calls and made a few prank calls ourselves! (Inspired by an Invader Zim fic)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recorded 7:00AM
*ringing* Numbah 1: Hello?
Numbah 13: Hello.
Numbah 1: What do you want?
Numbah 13: Can I speak to Lizzie?
Numbah 1: Lizzie doesn't live here!
Numbah 13: *sighs* Go figure. Phone for you, Lizzie!
Numbah 1: ?!?
[13 gets off the phone and Lizzie gets on] Lizzie: Hi Nigey!
Numbah 1: Do not call me Nigey. Who was that on the phone?
Lizzie: Have a volcanic rock.
Numbah 1: ???
Lizzie: You have reached the Insanity coalition. Goodbye. *hangs up*
Numbah 1: That's it, no more soda for me before bed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Recorded 2:30 PM
*phone rings* Numbah 4: Hello?
Telemarketing machine: Hello, are you interested in buying soap?
Numbah 4: No ah ain't.
TM: Are you interested in buying soap?
Numbah 4: NO.
TM: Thank you. Please press 1 for ordering your soap, 2 to have it autographed, and 9 to cancel your order.
Numbah 4: Ah hate adults. *punches 9*
TM: Thank you. Please come again.
Numbah 4: *mutters* Lunatic. . . *starts to put phone down*
TM: You have reached the American Singles Club.
Numbah 4: *picks phone up again* Wot?!?
TM: Are you unattached? Are you feeling lonely? Are you-
Numbah 4: AH ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFREIND! *slams phone down*
Numbah 3: *walking in* You do?
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Recorded 6:12 PM - from Numbah 5 to MTV Radio song request line
Numbah 5: Hi, Numbah 5'd like to request Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte.
MTV: You are our 57th caller!
Numbah 5: As if I care?
MTV: Sorry, we don't have that CD.
Numbah 5: Okay.*sadly* Maybe something from Linkin Park, then?
MTV: We don't have Linkin Park.
Numbah 5: HMPH! How about Eminem?
MTV: Nope.
Numbah 5: Busted? White Stripes? Michelle Branch??
MTV: No, sorry.
Numbah 5: Avril Lavigne??? Sugababes??? BRITNEY SPEARS????
MTV: No.
Numbah 5: . ARGH! Then what DO you have?
MTV: Cheeky Girls.
Numbah 5: *slams phone down*
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Prank Call Made From DCFDTL to Numbah 3 at 4:41 PM
*phone rings*
Numbah 3: Hi! This is Numbah 3.
DC: Stay away from the power plant..
Numbah 3: Ooooookaaaaaaay...
DC: JACK SPARROW! Where's the rum gone?
Numbah 3: Sorry, I don't know who Jack Sparrow is - and I don't like rum at all.
DC: That's okay. Pull my finger.
Numbah 3: Ummm.are you okay?
DC: APRIL FOOLS!
Numbah 3: ?!?
DC: What's your real name?
Numbah 3: Kuki Sanban.
DC: I thought it was Tom Riddle. Or maybe Rumpelstiltskin.
Numbah 3: *finally twigs* Heyyyyyyyy.you're prank calling me! Numbah 1 warned us about this!
DC: To the Black Pearl! *hangs up*
Numbah 3: *screaming* AND REALLY BAD EGGS, YO HO! *slams phone down in rage*
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R&R for more!
